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by **Timbales** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:27 am

I've been having lower back pain and stiffness, so I finally caved in an went to a licensed massage therapist. He said I was a 'mass of knots' and asked how aggressive he could be. He literally pounded the fucking hell out me, but I feel so much better.

by **DMM** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:29 am

I love getting massages (from women--no dudes). However, I only like gentle, relaxing massages. I don't like getting pounded.

by **Apache Chef** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:34 am

You might want to try acupuncture if your problems persist. It really works.

by **Timbales** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:36 am

I'm going back to him in two weeks. He was great.

I think it's just strain from being too fat, sitting too much and then going balls out playing volleyball once a week.

by **Victorian Squid** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:03 am

Thinking of going to someone for some trouble I've been having after someone hit my car.

by **Chesscub** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:04 am

Timbales wrote:I've been having lower back pain and stiffness, so I finally caved in an went to a licensed massage therapist. He said I was a 'mass of knots' and asked how aggressive he could be. He literally pounded the fucking hell out me, but I feel so much better.

I'm surprised no one has twisted what you've said into something completely different.

People are slacking off here. :smt011

by **CountD** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:05 am

I read this as "MESSAGES" for the last few minutes. ugh.

I'm unfit to work today- I should go home

by **CountD** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:06 am

I've had a chinese foot massage, those chicks really get in there. they have two modes: hard and harder.

by **US Agent** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:13 am

My wife finds massages to be more effective at treating her back problems than chiro. I've enjoyed a few myself.

by **Greg** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:14 am

Love getting and giving massages. I got one from one of my good friends like 2 weeks ago. I started getting a bit more intense with my work outs so my body was getting sore and I needed to release some tension, especially in my back and shoulders and neck. There were definitely some knots and this popping being released. I'd like to make an effort of getting massages at least once a week. I'd like that same friend to do it because he can really dig deep and rub rough. But I doubt he'd want to do that every week.

by **Timbales** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:16 am

Chesscub wrote:
I'm surprised no one has twisted what you've said into something completely different.

People are slacking off here.

It was actually funny, I made a comment on the potential for double entrendes was there, so it opened the door for all sorts of jokes about how he was pounding my ass and really opened up.

by **Greg** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:19 am

Timbales wrote:
It was actually funny, I made a comment on the potential for double entrendes was there, so it opened the door for all sorts of jokes about how he was pounding my ass and really opened up.

But he didn't though, so it doesn't matter.

by **Timbales** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:38 am

Greg wrote:
But he didn't though, so it doesn't matter.

he was literally pounding it, and the backs of my legs, with his knuckles

by **Greg** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:39 am

Timbales wrote:
he was literally pounding it, and the backs of my legs, with his knuckles

Envious.

by **bkthomson** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 11:48 am

Timbales wrote:
It was actually funny, I made a comment on the potential for double entrendes was there, so it opened the door for all sorts of jokes about how he was pounding my ass and really opened up.

I've been sitting on the pounding one for a while, was trying to resist.