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Re: Banks Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby Cat-Scratch » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:15 pm

nietoperz wrote:I was actually told something similar by Citibank customer service when I was in Spain. I was working as a teacher, and some arsehole duped my card and stole all the money we had in the bank. Citibank knew that the money had been stolen and that insurance would make sure that it was reimbursed, but when I asked them if I could at least have an emergency overdraft to buy some groceries to tide us over they told me no. The woman on the phone said that there was nothing she could do and that I ought to have had a better paid job. Because, you know, if there had been more money in the account the crooks who ripped me off would have been sure to have left it there... :roll:


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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby Cat-Scratch » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:16 pm

Timbales wrote:Hey asshole, if everyone had a 'real job' no one would be serving you in a restaurant.


Welcome to buffet service. GET IT YOURSELF. :lol:
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Re: Banks Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby Strict31 » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:24 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:
This is why I hate Citibank. I've dealt with them in the past and they are garbage. Complete and utter garbage. Professionalism is an unknown to them, except as arrogant garbage.


I knew an investment manager at Citibank who was stealing from his clients. It was a tremendous embarrassment for them, to say the least.
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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby guitarsmashley » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:26 pm

My bank is in another state I have to mail my deposits...I sent a $500+ deposit last tuesday...it hasn't hit the bank yet I am at the mercy of fucking bankers.
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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby GOSD » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:30 pm

What if she was a lousy waitress?

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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby Log-Man » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:35 pm

GOSD wrote:What if she was a lousy waitress?

If she was that bad, you call the manager over and explain. Writing "get a real job" is insulting no matter what percentage you left.

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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby Royal Nonesuch » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:38 pm

If anyone tries that type of shit with me, I will chase them out and kick them in the damn head.

When I was bartending, people were generally pretty good about tipping, but there were always those shitheads once in a while who would leave nothing behind. I chalked that up to obliviousness for a while, but I did often wonder how many people thought it was "beneath" them.
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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby BlueStreak » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:41 pm

One of my friend's girlfriends doesn't tip at all. She got pissed at me for giving a pizza delivery guy a $3 tip. Now, whenever we go out with her (which is rare because I think her boyfriend is embarrassed by it), I leave an extra large tip in full view just to piss her off.
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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby Strict31 » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:43 pm

GOSD wrote:What if she was a lousy waitress?


Then you tell her to do a better job, not to get a real job.

Because she's likely to suck at that job too.
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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby Alchemic_Spider » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:49 pm

I should stop tipping people. Giving you money for during your job...outrageous!

Could you imagine cops and firefighters getting tips?
Tipping the President? Congress? where shouldd tipping stop?!

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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby BlueStreak » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:51 pm

Personally I don't see the need for tipping. Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.

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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby GOSD » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:53 pm

Log-Man wrote:If she was that bad, you call the manager over and explain. Writing "get a real job" is insulting no matter what percentage you left.


Oh, I agree. I'm not defending the guy. That was a dick move on his part.

I just wonder if this is his justification.

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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby GOSD » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:55 pm

BlueStreak wrote:One of my friend's girlfriends doesn't tip at all. She got pissed at me for giving a pizza delivery guy a $3 tip. Now, whenever we go out with her (which is rare because I think her boyfriend is embarrassed by it), I leave an extra large tip in full view just to piss her off.


Wow! That's cunty.

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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby Timbales » Mon Feb 27, 2012 10:07 pm

GOSD wrote:
Oh, I agree. I'm not defending the guy. That was a dick move on his part.

I just wonder if this is his justification.


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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby GOSD » Mon Feb 27, 2012 10:25 pm

Timbales wrote:
in the video, his assistant said he does it all the time


Oh, that's bullshit then.

Hope he gets fired.

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