If anyone tries that type of shit with me, I will chase them out and kick them in the damn head.
When I was bartending, people were generally pretty good about tipping, but there were always those shitheads once in a while who would leave nothing behind. I chalked that up to obliviousness for a while, but I did often wonder how many people thought it was "beneath" them.
The witness said Mr Brown then called out to Ms Hay's adult daughter: "Look at this, I'm tittie-f***ing your mother!".
Jude Terror 12:19 AM
I put my dick in one of the bagels once.