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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby Log-Man » Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:56 am

I'm hearing now that this was a hoax. :?

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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby Keb » Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:57 am

I get told that I don't have a real job all the time. I ask the person to write that down. Then I correct their language and make their statement 100 times better. Then I kick them in the balls and take $17 from them for wasting my time.

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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby Strict31 » Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:04 am

Keb wrote:I get told that I don't have a real job all the time. I ask the person to write that down. Then I correct their language and make their statement 100 times better. Then I kick them in the balls and take $17 from them for wasting my time.


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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby Spidey-Man » Tue Feb 28, 2012 9:27 am

he apparently frequently writes a message as a "tip."

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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby Spidey-Man » Tue Feb 28, 2012 9:46 am

good job CNN :smt013

In response to e-mailed questions, spokesperson Jami Reagan reported that the original receipt does not contain the notation “Get A Real Job.” Nor does it have an arrow pointing to those words from the “Tip” line.

The amount on the actual receipt is $33.54, Reagan said, not $133.54 as seen on the altered receipt. And while the tip on the online receipt claims that the server was left $1.33 (or one percent of the bill), the actual tip was more than $7 on the $33.54 tab.

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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby BlueStreak » Tue Feb 28, 2012 9:47 am

I knew bankers weren't that bad. :smt011
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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby MrBlack » Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:54 am

Royce clearly hacked the restaurant's computer system. :smt011

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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby Benderbrau » Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:09 am

BlueStreak wrote:Bankers are the worst. :smt011

BlueStreak wrote:I knew bankers weren't that bad. :smt011

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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby US Agent » Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:14 am

:lol:

At least it only went 3 pages before the truth came out.

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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby BlueStreak » Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:18 am

US Agent wrote::lol:

At least it only went 3 pages before the truth came out.


I'm surprised, to be honest, that it wasn't more of a pile-on. I got about a dozen emails linking to that blog over the last week.
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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby Royal Nonesuch » Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:09 pm

This particular instance may not have happened, but people definitely do pull this kind of shit all the time.
The witness said Mr Brown then called out to Ms Hay's adult daughter: "Look at this, I'm tittie-f***ing your mother!".

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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby The Juan Percenter » Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:11 pm

Royal Nonesuch wrote:This particular instance may not have happened, but people definitely do pull this kind of shit all the time.


Like when?

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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby Rockman » Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:14 pm

My sister used to waitress, I'd crack up if someone left that for her, even though I think it's pretty crappy thing to do.

I'm certain that little notes are left all the time for wait staff, some people are douches.

As a Christian I'm ashamed to mention that many times people of that faith will leave tracts instead of cash.

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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby Rockman » Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:14 pm

Basil Smotherman Jr. wrote:
Like when?


when was the last time you ate out?

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