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by **US Agent** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:17 pm

so this weekend was supposed to be a getaway weekend with my wife and her best friend and her best friends husband. We've always gotten a long well, although I've thought of them as conspiracy nuts from time to time.

Well as of the last 24 hours its been full blown crazy time.

First it started with a Facebook post yesterday from her best friend stating they were trying to withdraw money from the bank, and homeland security got called it was a big hoopla.

So my wife called her today to see if everything was alright and the following happened...

well.... it's much, much worse than you would think. i just called tina to find out what's going on

she and brad firmly believe aliens are landing soon, to take down world leaders.
and it might be happening this wknd, so depending on what is going on, they may not come down to vacation. depends on how things go

she advised me to stock up on rice beans and water

brad was throwing up in the background and she said to expect to be sick over the next few days because we are undergoing a cleansing process, and that's why he's sick today

she had some dreams, and she said they watched a history channel thing, which spurred them to start looking for stuff online ,and they found online communities of other ppl who believe the same stuff and the aliens communicate with certain members of the community, which is how she knows about the world leaders stuff, et

i told her it sounded exciting and that i didn't necessarily believe any of it. she encouraged me to go look it up for myself

of course names were changed to protect the crazy.

Anyways. I'm pretty sure they are on something and our weekend just freed up.

by **GOSD** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:20 pm

Wow!

I'd move quickly.

by **US Agent** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:23 pm

GOSD wrote:Wow!

I'd move quickly.

Thankfully they live three hours away, so at least they're not neighbors.

I would have like to have seen the bank scene yesterday. All I have to go by is this...

ALARMING: Aaron went to the bank to withdraw some money. The bank teller asked him why he was withdrawing. He replied "because it's my money and I want it." She then got on the phone with HOMELAND SECURITY, which she assured him was for his 'protection.' After too long she came back and demanded to know what he was using it for, to which Aaron lied and said he was buying a car. She then got back on the phone for too long and Aaron started praying. Finally she came back and told him he would be 'allowed' to make the withdrawal. SIGN OF THE TIMES!

All I know is it was a credit union and they tried to get out $1000 for "supplies."

by **Log-Man** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:25 pm

Damn you, Ancient Aliens!

by **GHERU** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:34 pm

you have a very low bar for crazy

by **Keb** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:37 pm

That's nothing. Last weekend someone in my mom's family died. You want to spend time with crazy people, go to the next funeral in my mom's family.

by **Muppetesque** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:46 pm

GHERU wrote:you have a very low bar for crazy

Jude's bus threads just give most of us a different threshhold for crazy

by **MrBlack** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:02 pm

Did some web searching out of curiosity. This is all I could find.

http://www.meetup.com/Lunatic-Writers/events/52435272/

I have discovered a bizarre building that no one can give me an explanation as to its origin or purpose.

I suspect an alien coverup.

Wait until you see.

So, come and have some fun, put in your 2 cents and then we'll walk or drive across the street to Weber's Front Row to discuss our writing life and the strange anomaly we have discovered.

There is parking adjacent to Weber's.

My phone is [masked] or cell is [masked] if you need directions.

See you then!!

by **US Agent** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:10 pm

There's also this.

http://www.prlog.org/11735145-ufo-abduc ... -2012.html

Travis Walton, who says he was abducted by aliens and spent five days aboard their spaceship, will be the keynote speaker at the "Fire in the Sky" symposium in San Antonio, Texas, on March 3, 2012, sponsored by the Texas Mutual UFO Network (MUFON).

by **US Agent** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:21 am

So this was today's post. From both of them.

We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Lives

For A Life Changing Newsflash!

All your life you have waited for the good news, and that day has finally come. Very soon you will witness large-scale mass arrests all over the world of many men and women who you have come to know as the world's political and financial leaders. These arrests will reach high into the U.S. Government and include many members of the financial and banking worlds. Many of these names you will immediately recognize, though some you may not immediately recognize, but all have actively taken part in serious crimes against the people, leaving our nations bankrupt while they looted our hard earned money.

These arrests are groundbreaking, and these arrests are Earth changing. Humanity will finally be free from the tyrannical control of these powerbrokers commonly known as the Cabal. These arrests should come as no surprise to many of us as we all know deep down that there is something very wrong with this world, a place where so many go to bed hungry at night while a few others possess not millions or billions, but trillions of dollars, pilfered from the labors of the people. There has always been enough wealth on this planet to go around, yet these few men and women have been dividing up for themselves virtually all of the wealth of our world, leaving only crumbs for the rest of us to compete over. Upon these arrests, this will now change.

Many new projects will immediately be implemented under the new leadership of men and women of the highest integrity who are committed to restoring our world to the utopia it once was, governed by a constitutional and true democratic process. There are many men and women dedicated to this cause throughout the US Government, agencies at the Pentagon, militaries, the financial sector, as well as the private business sector who have committed so much of their lives to this effort, and they are so eager to present to humanity our new system of abundance that they have been working so diligently on in secret for years. As part of these proceedings, vast sums of wealth that have been stolen from the people will be redistributed through programs that will benefit greatly every man, woman and child on the planet. No one will be overlooked, and no one will be forgotten.

But there is more.

Upon the arrests of these many members of the criminal Cabal, the second phase of this operation will commence. Today our world is being visited by many spiritually enlightened beings who wish to openly reunite with their ancient family. These spiritually advanced men and women are assisting in the disarmament of the criminal Cabal which has controlled much of the world's military and possessed highly advanced weapons systems.

These advanced ancestors of the human race appear just as we do, although there are other beings that we shall meet as well that do not look like we do. All are ascended spiritual beings who are only here to assist us make the changes we all know deep down inside need to be made. These beings are the original planners of this world, and are the same advanced civilizations that built many of the great archaeological mysteries such as the pyramids in Egypt. They are not strangers to us at all, as we are their ancestors, all of us.

A very important social experiment has been conducted here over many years and each of us has been a part of it. We have been left here, seemingly all alone, to work things out for ourselves. This experiment is now over and it has been a tremendous success. We are now about to reunite with our brothers and sisters from the stars and be welcomed into the greater Galactic Community.

As they are many worlds that go by many names, it is easier to refer to them at this time by the name of their peaceful alliance: The Galactic Federation of Light, although other spiritually advanced organizations are here as well including the Ashtar Command.

Upon these arrests and our reunion with our Star Family, all the problems of our world will be quickly and smoothly brought into the alignment of our new Golden Age society through the leadership of souls of pure hearted intent. Through a worldwide community effort, all wars, hunger, poverty, illness, and pollution will soon be a thing of the past, as will our lives of daily servitude. Advanced technologies will replace our need to labor our lives away, and everyone will be free to pursue every creative dream they have ever had.

All this will begin with the imminent arrests of the many members of the criminal Cabal, and these arrests will take place as soon as a suitable number of our planet’s citizens are aware of what these proceedings will mean for our society. This is why you are reading these words today, as many members of your human family are doing all they can to share this news with you and do their part to usher in our civilizations new Golden age of peace, freedom, and prosperity for every man, woman and child throughout our world.

Please participate in this great cause by sharing this message on Facebook and other online social networks. This is your chance to really make a difference and be a leader of your fellow man. If we all do our part to spread this news, we will all begin to witness these high profile arrests all around the world, and this will be your sign that everything you just read is true.