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by **TheLurker** » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:07 pm

I do, for lack of anything better at that time. (I have to kill an hour before Modern Family) There is this total fucking douche this season. Colton. What an ass. He is a racist, classist and (don't know the PC term) but anti-little person. It is the first time I actually dislike someone from this show so much. And a lot of it is because you can see he says things specifically to get on camera. He LOVES the camera. I think he wants to spin this into a job on Entertainment Tonight or the E! network. And he is gay. I don't have a problem with that, but he is very flamboyant and kinda a bitchy little stereotype. He has called himself "Queen Colton". I don't know.

by **Doc Jon** » Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:00 pm

Yes I do.

And that was possibly the dumbest move I've ever seen on the game. And that's saying something.

by **HNutz** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:43 am

What move was that?

by **Stalzer2002** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:11 am

HNutz wrote:What move was that?

The male tribe won immunity, then voluntarily gave it up and went to tribal council, because...uhm...yeah, I'm still a little fuzzy on that one.

by **TheLurker** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:40 am

Yes. The men's tribe won immunity, easily. Then Colton decided he wanted to get rid of the black guy on the tribe (something or other about being "ghetto"). So they could voluntarily give up immunity if everyone on the men's tribe agreed.WTF. They all agreed because . . . . this is where it gets hazy. Two people knew they were likely on the chopping block, so why do it? There are two possibilities. They are really that stupid. Or, more likely, there are some shenanigans going on with production and some interesting editing going on.

Maybe I will just watch "Real Housewives" instead. It seems to be about as "real" . . . . .

by **TheLurker** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:40 am

Yes. The men's tribe won immunity, easily. Then Colton decided he wanted to get rid of the black guy on the tribe (something or other about being "ghetto"). So they could voluntarily give up immunity if everyone on the men's tribe agreed.WTF. They all agreed because . . . . this is where it gets hazy. Two people knew they were likely on the chopping block, so why do it? There are two possibilities. They are really that stupid. Or, more likely, there are some shenanigans going on with production and some interesting editing going on.

Maybe I will just watch "Real Housewives" instead. It seems to be about as "real" . . . . .

by **Amoebas** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:58 pm

Colton is the new Russell.

Correction - Russell is an egomania scum asshole dick of a person, but at least he's not a blatant bigot like this walking turd Colton.

CBS should actually be leery on how much a stage they give this prick to spout his hate/stupidity.

The right move for the men is to go back to tribal (win or lose) knowing Leif is the target (no loss) and then flush the idol out so that they can get rid of Colton next round.

by **BubbaKanoosh** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:02 pm

Next week they are switching up the teams, Colton plans are futile now.

by **Doc Jon** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:43 am

Amoebas wrote:Colton is the new Russell.

Correction - Russell is an egomania scum asshole dick of a person, but at least he's not a blatant bigot like this walking turd Colton.

CBS should actually be leery on how much a stage they give this prick to spout his hate/stupidity.

The right move for the men is to go back to tribal (win or lose) knowing Leif is the target (no loss) and then flush the idol out so that they can get rid of Colton next round.

Yeah, he apparently gets a pass because he's gay? Wtf is that?

Anyway, the men's tribe may be the largest collection of idiots ever to play this game, and that's saying a lot. This was worse that throwing a challenge. This was worse than not playing immunity or giving it away to someone else. Quite possibly the dumbest move I've ever seen.

by **Amoebas** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:01 am

BubbaKanoosh wrote:Next week they are switching up the teams, Colton plans are futile now.

As far as I can tell, his only plan is to get rid of the people he's prejudiced against without any strategy to the actual game used.

And why are they swapping teams? Watching these idiot men fall is quite entertaining.

by **Doc Jon** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:03 am

Amoebas wrote:As far as I can tell, his only plan is to get rid of the people he's prejudiced against without any strategy to the actual game used.

And why are they swapping teams? Watching these idiot men fall is quite entertaining.

Yeah, odd twist considering the teams just became even.

by **ReturnoftheMack** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:37 pm

This is an awful season. I hate Colton. Everybody is stupid, a piece of shit or both.

And what is with these weaklings saying Colton's calling the shots? Tarzan is a fucking moron.

by **BlueStreak** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:39 pm

This series has me constantly cracking up. It's made for great mindless entertainment.

by **Doc Jon** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:43 pm

The President wrote:This is an awful season. I hate Colton. Everybody is stupid, a piece of shit or both.

And what is with these weaklings saying Colton's calling the shots? Tarzan is a fucking moron.

Like I said, it's weird. Not just that he seems to be in control, but the random way of going about it. I get that the 'weaker' guys would ban together because they felt they should, but then voting off people they simply don't like and doing it after they've won is just silly. Why would anyone follow people that did shit like that?

by **ReturnoftheMack** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:47 pm

Doc Jon wrote:
Like I said, it's weird. Not just that he seems to be in control, but the random way of going about it. I get that the 'weaker' guys would ban together because they felt they should, but then voting off people they simply don't like and doing it after they've won is just silly. Why would anyone follow people that did shit like that?

And maybe Colton has a strategy to move to the girls like he said, but it's such a dumb strategy.

If he wins, I'll be pissed.