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Re: I need help convincing my mom

Postby bkthomson » Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:37 am

Fat Ollie Weeks wrote:Inhaling bleach fumes can give you sodium hypochlorite poisoning.

Tell her to call the National Poison Control hotline and ask them:

1-800-222-1222


This.

Or call for her and then hand her the phone with the answer.
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Re: I need help convincing my mom

Postby blah » Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:39 am

I'd go with Ollie's advice and ask her to prove that the bleach is helping.

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Re: I need help convincing my mom

Postby Victorian Squid » Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:33 pm

The reason I have experience with similar stuff is that my parents are old enough to be senior citizens, and their formative years were before modern hygiene standards were established. Most people don't realize how recently not far back into the 20th C Pepsodent was successful in bringing toothpaste into the American household and made it a daily routine. Weekly (or worse) baths. Archaic folk wisdom, some of which is just entirely wrong. It took me until I was an adult to realize my parents just hadn't been taught a lot of information I took for granted, and that for instance the reason there were never any hand towels out in their bathroom was that no one really washed their hands much. I had to teach them a lot of it, and encountered a surprising degree of resistance, just stubborn belligerent refusal to change. I remember when my Mom finally admitted no one had ever really taught her about germs or bacteria, for instance. It was a sign for me that we were finally making some progress then, and just for the record they've come a long way over the years but it happened fairly late in their lives to some degree.

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Re: I need help convincing my mom

Postby Cat-Scratch » Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:39 pm

When she leaves out isotopes of uranium... let us know.
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Re: I need help convincing my mom

Postby Psivage » Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:30 pm

I called my sister she yelled at her. My mom called me a pussy afterwards.
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Re: I need help convincing my mom

Postby Benderbrau » Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:17 pm

Psivage wrote:I called my sister she yelled at her. My mom called me a pussy afterwards.

You mom really should post here
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Re: I need help convincing my mom

Postby Cat-Scratch » Sat Mar 17, 2012 9:04 pm

Psivage wrote:I called my sister she yelled at her. My mom called me a pussy afterwards.


:lol:
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Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
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Re: I need help convincing my mom

Postby IvCNuB4 » Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:42 am

It may be time to consider leaving pamphlets like this lying around the house :-D

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Re: I need help convincing my mom

Postby Cat-Scratch » Sun Mar 18, 2012 1:41 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:It may be time to consider leaving pamphlets like this lying around the house :-D

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But would those really work? Such as would they be willing to deal with all those friendship pits Psivage has outside.
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Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
/人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人\

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