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by **Apache Chef** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:11 am

Strict31 wrote:Like, basically, any commercial for dick-hard pills. They got his and hers bathtubs just sitting out in the countryside for when old people remember that they have genital organs?

How the fuck do they get hot water out to those damn tubs?

by **Keb** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:28 am

Johnny O wrote:Agreed. Unicorn avatar? Very manly. Some people are pussies. They listen to rap, eat sushi, send and receive text messages, and tweet. Not pointing fingers just making a statement. Although if you're offended by that statement well then........

Don't know who you are but I listen to rap, am thinking of going for sushi for lunch and about to text my friend to go eat sushi. Fuck twitter though.

by **Grayson** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:34 am

Johnny O wrote:Some people are pussies. They listen to rap, eat sushi, send and receive text messages, and tweet.

What's wrong with sushi? I happen to love sushi, especially if you find a chef who actually knows what the fuck he is doing.

by **Grayson** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:38 am

As far as the topic is concerned, I don't know that I can honestly say that a commercial has ever actually offended me. I will say that there are several commercials that upset me simply because of how bad they are. Take the commercials for Blue Buffalo dog food for example, they are some of the most pretentious and horribly acted commercials I have ever seen. Am I offended by them? No but I probably won't buy their product because of how much I dislike their commercial.

by **Cat-Scratch** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:57 pm

McDonald's.

I hate that moron jingle that they use.

by **S.F. Jude Terror** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:59 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:McDonald's.

I hate that moron jingle that they use.

I guess you're not lovin it.

by **Cat-Scratch** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:02 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
I guess you're not lovin it.

You deserve shitty pizza for that one mister!

by **Chesscub** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:18 pm

I loved the dick hard pill that Brett Favre (I think it was him) did. Where he's throwing the football through the tire. Reaaaally subtle there.

by **US Agent** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:32 pm

The Kay Jewelers Open Heart Collection commercial with Jane Seymore that pops up around all the "give your significant other blood diamonds" holidays.

Like I'm supposed to believe Jane Seymore sits around the house making the same red swoosh pattern on white paper over and over and over again like some Dustin Hoffman Rain Man.