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[eltopo]

The only black person your hairstyle might resemble at this point is Rihanna.

you're just mad cuz I'm so real
I'm as real as the streets

[Keb]

If you're anything to do with streets, you're the sidewalk.

[eltopo]

If you're anything to do with streets, you're the sidewalk.

psh I'm you just don't know

you seen the wire
I LIVE THAT SHIT !! SON!!!


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[Keb]

Yeah you're white Omar. Minus the thug part.

[eltopo]

Yeah you're white Omar. Minus the thug part.

dude I'm like mike Tyson
I help old women with their groceries then I rob their asses

I'm hard son

[eltopo]

back on topic this guy's blog is pretty awesome
http://therebelrouser.wordpress.com/pomade-reviews/

[eltopo]

haha ok keb this is how black I really am

[Keb]

[Victorian Squid]

so it's been about a month since I've adopted this greaser look I gotta tell you that I love it.I'm currently using Royal crown every day, though I'm still willing to try some other pomades,I order some of the cockgrease stuff should be here any day. now I just need to find a real barber in my area I went to fucking hair cuttery the other day to get the sides and back trimed and it looks ok see pics below but I actually wanted the hair on the side shorter and the woman who cut my hair just kept saying (in English so broken I must be some sorta linguistics architect to be able assemble them ) "oh no no you go to shart it no look good,u see skin.." I know that's what I want "oh no no no" so about 5mins of that back and forth I was just like fine whatever just do what you want.
so now I need to find a barber

Alternatively, buy some decent clippers with a set of comb attachments, a 1/2" or 3/8" comb guard would probably shorten the sides and back with little effort. (and remember to always keep your clipper blades lightly oiled)

[eltopo]

Alternatively, buy some decent clippers with a set of comb attachments, a 1/2" or 3/8" comb guard would probably shorten the sides and back with little effort. (and remember to always keep your clipper blades lightly oiled)

hmm now there's a idea I'm pretty clumsy though I'd be worried I'd fuck it up

[Keb]

You get better with time. I do my own head all the time.

Maybe you can practice on the molehole guys?

[Victorian Squid]

hmm now there's a idea I'm pretty clumsy though I'd be worried I'd fuck it up

With a snap-on plastic comb guard, there isn't too much that can go wrong unless the guard pops off and you don't notice it--unlikely. You do have to clip hair after it's been washed and dried but before any application of new pomade though.

Then again, I haven't been to a barber since 1990 thanks to a bad haircut at a Supercuts. She gave me like a curly "Little Caesar" haircut, I looked like such a douche until I took clippers to it back then.

[DMM]

I only go to a professional salon/day spa to get my hair styled.

[Victorian Squid]

I only go to a professional salon/day spa to get my hair styled.

I hope you intended to get made fun of when you posted that.

[eltopo]

With a snap-on plastic comb guard, there isn't too much that can go wrong unless the guard pops off and you don't notice it--unlikely. You do have to clip hair after it's been washed and dried but before any application of new pomade though.

Then again, I haven't been to a barber since 1990 thanks to a bad haircut at a Supercuts. She gave me like a curly "Little Caesar" haircut, I looked like such a douche until I took clippers to it back then.

so something like this?
http://www.amazon.com/Wahl-79900B-Clip-N-Trim-23-Piece-Complete/dp/B00008BNZ4/ref=sr_1_9?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1332515348&sr=1-9
it's only 30 bucks