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by Keb » Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:32 am
I was checking facebook when I noticed an OHer had made a post about eating a Wendys Baconator, and I thought "ew", and then I realized I was eating a Smoke's bacon cheeseburger poutine. It probably has the calories of two baconators and enough salt to make the Dead Sea look like fresh water.
Sorry OHer. I am a jerk.
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by Greg » Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:46 am
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by Zenguru » Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:33 am
At least you're a hypocrite with a happy tummy.
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by Doozer » Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:35 am
It's ok, that person's probably dying/going to die of diabetes or heart disease.
You wont have reason to feel bad for long.
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by Zenguru » Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:36 am
Doozer wrote:It's ok, that person's probably dying/going to die of diabetes or heart disease.
You wont have reason to feel bad for long.
Yeah, since Keb's burger was twice the size of a baconator, he should die twice as quickly.
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Doozer
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by Doozer » Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:38 am
Zenguru wrote:Yeah, since Keb's burger was twice the size of a baconator, he should die twice as quickly.
You also have to factor in his people's terrible cardiovascular systems.
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S.F. Jude Terror
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by S.F. Jude Terror » Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:40 am
Doozer wrote:
You also have to factor in his people's terrible cardiovascular systems.
Plus natural tendencies to lead a violent, criminal lifestyle, and to wear hoodies.
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some idiot on facebook wrote:I don't like your belittling tone, Jude. Just because I don't know how to spell the language of some tiny African nation doesn't mean that I'm wrong in thinking that your attitude towards women is 100% wrong. Obviously, you're some skinny, single nerd living on the East Coast who probably derives value in life from wrestling matches, hoping that Wolverine gets to sleep with teenagers and engaging in casual drug use. You're literally the worst thing to happen to comics since Stan Lee.
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Zenguru
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by Zenguru » Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:41 am
Doozer wrote:
You also have to factor in his people's terrible cardiovascular systems.
That's if he's one of those rare Canadians who has a heart.
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by Doozer » Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:42 am
S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
Plus natural tendencies to lead a violent, criminal lifestyle, and to wear hoodies.
To quote The Fixx, "one thing leads to another"
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by Doozer » Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:44 am
Zenguru wrote:That's if he's one of those rare Canadians who has a heart.
If I hadn't dated a Canadian*, i'd be pretty hard pressed to believe any of them actually exist.
post exists only to brag that i dated a female.
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by Zenguru » Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:47 am
Doozer wrote:post exists only to brag that i dated a female.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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avengingtitan
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by avengingtitan » Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:37 am
Zenguru wrote:Pics or it didn't happen.
Even then I'd assume its photoshop or a cousin.
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bkthomson
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by bkthomson » Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:13 am
trust me as someone who has swam in the dead sea, nothing can make it look like fresh water.
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Stephen Day
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by Stephen Day » Sat Mar 24, 2012 9:17 am
S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
Plus natural tendencies to lead a violent, criminal lifestyle, and to wear hoodies.
When I met Keb, he wasn't wearing a hoodie. The first two things I can't comment on, but there definitely was no hoodie.
Thank you Troy for the sig
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by Stephen Day » Sat Mar 24, 2012 9:18 am
avengingtitan wrote:Even then I'd assume its photoshop or a cousin.
Or even a man wearing a dress. I wouldn't put it past Dooz, not to notice.
Thank you Troy for the sig
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