Advertisement

night at the movies with Topo: the hunger games

[ Facebook comments]

Talk about news, politics, pop culture, entertainment and everything geek with your fellow comic book fans!

Hey you! Reader! Want to be a part of the GREATEST COMIC BOOK AND GEEK COMMUNITY on the web?! Logged in users see WAY LESS ADS, so why not register? It's fast and it's easy, like your mom! Sign up today! Membership spots are limited!*

*Membership spots not really limited!

eltopo
User avatar
Twenty-Something
 
Posts: 70722
Joined: Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:04 pm
Location: hell
Title: The greatest poster ever
Formerly: Mister Fister, Johhny Assplay,TerriG



Advertisement

guitarsmashley
User avatar
Fagorstorm
 
Posts: 13119
Joined: Sun Apr 02, 2006 1:53 pm
Title: Self Important


Re: night at the movies with Topo: the hunger games

Postby guitarsmashley » Sun Mar 25, 2012 2:21 am

I'm not going to watch this review right now but I thought I would just say, queer.
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


I feel like a condemned building with a brand new flag pole.
- Les Paul

Image

GHERU
User avatar
YOU WILL NEED A NURSE
 
Posts: 36364
Joined: Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:03 pm
Location: Fucking Akron


Re: night at the movies with Topo: the hunger games

Postby GHERU » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:46 am

take a wild guess
you didn't like it
RUviews
Benderbrau wrote:Welcome to the Outhouse. Where civility means you're doing it wrong.

Doc Jon
User avatar
YOU WILL NEED A NURSE
 
Posts: 28775
Joined: Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:51 pm
Location: Jersey
Formerly: Doc Spider


Re: night at the movies with Topo: the hunger games

Postby Doc Jon » Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:05 am

Nice review.

Too bad, I actually thought the movie had potential.

And yes, the book The Running Man is quite good.

Just a small point in the defense of women, there are also plenty of "guy" films that are flat out stupid. There's shit like the Expendables which is simply a god awful movie.
Image


HJJOUNB SAWLWEN HATES MEO!!!! -Royal

TheLurker
SUSHI FISH
 
Posts: 238
Joined: Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:08 pm
Location: Madtown, WI, USA
Title: Hefner


Re: night at the movies with Topo: the hunger games

Postby TheLurker » Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:12 am

HA! I never read the books, and after seeing the movie I kept thinking that reading the books first would have helped A LOT. I still don't know what they were fighting for. Do the people in the capitol have technology and the people in the far districts have none (or very little)? Was the arena an actual forest or a holodeck like on ST:TNG? Are the kids in the arena killed by other kids, or just by bad camera work?

After seeing the movie I wasn't sure if I liked it or not. Then I realized that I won't go to the sequels. That answered my question.

Chris
User avatar
YOU WILL NEED A NURSE
 
Posts: 40272
Joined: Mon Mar 27, 2006 2:10 pm
Title: Stuff Writer
Formerly: Chris


Re: night at the movies with Topo: the hunger games

Postby Chris » Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:21 pm

Agree with literally every word of this review. You took all the words right out of my mouth. Especially about the way the action was shot and the shaky cam, and the writing being dumbed down for the demographic.
Image

Chris
User avatar
YOU WILL NEED A NURSE
 
Posts: 40272
Joined: Mon Mar 27, 2006 2:10 pm
Title: Stuff Writer
Formerly: Chris


Re: night at the movies with Topo: the hunger games

Postby Chris » Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:22 pm

Also..

It's Battle Royale.. with a long a. Not Royal. :smt011
Image

Chubbles
User avatar
Twenty-Something
 
Posts: 12097
Joined: Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:11 am


Re: night at the movies with Topo: the hunger games

Postby Chubbles » Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:35 pm

I haven't watched the review or movie yet but I didn't like the Running Man book, I enjoyed the movie a lot more

DMM
User avatar
YOU WILL NEED A NURSE
 
Posts: 23783
Joined: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:15 pm
Location: Philly
Title: Former Twenty Something
Formerly: DeathMetalMetrosexual


Re: night at the movies with Topo: the hunger games

Postby DMM » Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:07 pm

Holland Oats wrote:Also..

It's Battle Royale.. with a long a. Not Royal. :smt011

Yeah, that kind of annoyed me, but he also pronounces topo "Tah-po."
Image

Rockman
User avatar
YOU WILL NEED A NURSE
 
Posts: 24574
Joined: Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:25 pm
Formerly: AMS


Re: night at the movies with Topo: the hunger games

Postby Rockman » Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:12 pm

TheLurker wrote:HA! I never read the books, and after seeing the movie I kept thinking that reading the books first would have helped A LOT. I still don't know what they were fighting for. Do the people in the capitol have technology and the people in the far districts have none (or very little)? Was the arena an actual forest or a holodeck like on ST:TNG? Are the kids in the arena killed by other kids, or just by bad camera work?

After seeing the movie I wasn't sure if I liked it or not. Then I realized that I won't go to the sequels. That answered my question.


They really don't explain how the arena works until the second/third books. It's kind of annoying because she doesn't flesh out the world very well.

I haven't seen the movie yet, but she does make it clear why they fight in the book.

guitarsmashley
User avatar
Fagorstorm
 
Posts: 13119
Joined: Sun Apr 02, 2006 1:53 pm
Title: Self Important


Re: night at the movies with Topo: the hunger games

Postby guitarsmashley » Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:11 pm

The saddest thing about this review, Jennifer Lawrence's fine ass titties didn't warrant a mention. To me that makes this movie a huge fail.
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


I feel like a condemned building with a brand new flag pole.
- Les Paul

Image

Zechs
User avatar
Staff Writer
 
Posts: 40870
Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:10 pm
Location: From Parts Unknown
Title: Deposted Despot
Formerly: Blight, Deacon Frost, Heinrich Himmler of S_D


Online


Re: night at the movies with Topo: the hunger games

Postby Zechs » Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:33 pm

I agree with topo's points. I hated the fact we only got one point of view because we knew right then she be the "survivor". The only thing I differ from Topo was that I get that even if she won this nothing would change. That Donald Sutherland's character would go to hell and high water to make sure her district wouldn't get shit for this. Also that was the point of the romance because people were "watching" and thus chose to root for her more. Hence Woody Harrelson's character last note calling her out on that being too lame a kiss. That it is all just staged, nothing more.

But yeah. The fights were lame and the "villains" never got a good showing. It was like everything was secondary and not even close to the main character.
Image
Image



sdsichero wrote:
I especially like and admire Zechs. He's everything I wish I could be!

Dragavon wrote:Zechs... is...

Zechs...is...

I can't say it. It's too horrible. Zechs...is...not...wrong...

Timbales
User avatar
Fisty McDigger
 
Posts: 16896
Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:29 pm
Location: Syracuse, NY USA
Title: Namaste, mother fucker
Formerly: timberoo


Re: night at the movies with Topo: the hunger games

Postby Timbales » Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:35 pm

I agree with "If you have to read the book to enjoy the movie" is a shit defense.

from the description, I don't see what Battle Royale has to do with Hunger Games other than it's kids killing each other.
However, Liefeld is an enigma wrapped in a pouch-filled, muscular, footless conundrum.
Written or Contributed by ThanosCopter

Strict31
User avatar
YOU WILL NEED A NURSE
 
Posts: 40133
Joined: Mon Mar 27, 2006 1:41 am
Title: Ain't enough space bitches


Re: night at the movies with Topo: the hunger games

Postby Strict31 » Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:54 pm

I'm unlikely to ever start giving a genuine fuck about the books or the movie. But if it helps usher more common household bitches into sci-fi and action flicks starring sexy bitches with big titties, I'm all for it.

With every woman who gets wet at the thought of seeing this movie, that's one less Rom-Com featuring Jennifer Aniston not getting nekkid that you'll have to sit through.
Image

"You must be proud, bold, pleasant, resolute,
And now and then stab, as occasion serves."


Edward II: Act 2 Scene 1, by Christopher Marlowe

eltopo
User avatar
Twenty-Something
 
Posts: 70722
Joined: Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:04 pm
Location: hell
Title: The greatest poster ever
Formerly: Mister Fister, Johhny Assplay,TerriG


Re: night at the movies with Topo: the hunger games

Postby eltopo » Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:42 am

guitarsmashley wrote:I'm not going to watch this review right now but I thought I would just say, queer.

ha
nice
Image

leave a comment with facebook

Next

Return to The Asylum



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: FaceBook [Linkcheck], Grayson, LobsterJ, Midas, panguar, PDH, Raviteja, sdsichero, VaderTheTrader and 39 guests

Advertisement