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by **Cat-Scratch** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:33 pm

Dragavon wrote:No worries. She's insane. I know that because she thinks I'm handsome.

She must post here then. Insanity is a quality of this place and it's members.

by **Cat-Scratch** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:34 pm

Benderbrau wrote:Shit I talk to IT specialists in Pakistan all the time but that doesn't mean I'd marry them.

Dude you paid 14 camels and a herd of sheep for that vay-jay-jay. She can't leave you without return all that livestock and her father probably already violated half those sheep making their value go down so it's not like could give you a full refund now if she wanted to leave. Long story short: you own that piece of ass. Besides I've already got a username picked out for her: burqaboobs69. Now do they wear burqas where she's from? Who cares.

by **Dragavon** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:35 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:Congrats! Best Wishes!

Thanks

by **Dragavon** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:37 pm

Benderbrau wrote:Shit I talk to IT specialists in Pakistan all the time but that doesn't mean I'd marry them.

Dude you paid 14 camels and a herd of sheep for that vay-jay-jay. She can't leave you without return all that livestock and her father probably already violated half those sheep making their value go down so it's not like could give you a full refund now if she wanted to leave. Long story short: you own that piece of ass. Besides I've already got a username picked out for her: burqaboobs69. Now do they wear burqas where she's from? Who cares.

Too many fucking sterotypes for me to respond to. :lol:

by **Benderbrau** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:39 pm

Dragavon wrote:Too many fucking sterotypes for me to respond to.

See most people avoid be labeled racist by not being racist. I've found that it's just as easy and twice as funny to avoid it simply by being so overwhelming racist that it just blows peoples minds and they can't respond.

by **Cat-Scratch** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:41 pm

Dragavon wrote:Too many fucking sterotypes for me to respond to.

That Bender...

by **Stephen Day** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:42 pm

Benderbrau wrote:See most people avoid be labeled racist by not being racist. I've found that it's just as easy and twice as funny to avoid it simply by being so overwhelming racist that it just blows peoples minds and they can't respond.

Well...

...ah....

...you know, that logic can't really be argued with. :smt102

by **Cat-Scratch** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:43 pm

Benderbrau wrote:See most people avoid be labeled racist by not being racist. I've found that it's just as easy and twice as funny to avoid it simply by being so overwhelming racist that it just blows peoples minds and they can't respond.

The "burqaboobs69" crack is still making me laugh.

by **avengingtitan** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:44 pm

Dragavon wrote:Too many fucking sterotypes for me to respond to.

Cant argue with the truth fool. :-D

by **sdsichero** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:51 pm

That poor woman.

by **Dragavon** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:53 pm

sdsichero wrote:That poor woman.

I know, right?

by **GLX** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:59 pm

Can't say that I'm a fan of the process in which you got married, but I'll admit that she's a cutie. I really want to say "Congratulations", but I'm going to just say best of luck.

by **Nacmir** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:00 pm

If it felt right after 3 days, you can't argue with that.

Congrats

by **GLX** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:01 pm

Greg wrote:Dunno if I'd get that lucky with an arranged marriage.

I wouldn't doubt that my parents would find someone attractive, if they pulled that kind of crap. I'd be concerned about her attitude. Know my folks, I'd get stuck with a neo-con Catholic that only likes missionary. :-(

by **Dragavon** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 10:02 pm

GLX wrote:Can't say that I'm a fan of the process in which you got married, but I'll admit that she's a cutie. I really want to say "Congratulations", but I'm going to just say best of luck.

Thanks.