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Drunk Texts

Postby Greg » Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:38 am

Ever gotten a drunk text (or good few) where you just KNOW the person who sent them to you are gonna regret them in the morning when they recheck them? I'm expecting (or hoping) for an awkward situation today. :lol:
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Re: Drunk Texts

Postby HNutz » Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:51 am

Nothing really good. :(

You want to LAUGH? Google "Texts From Last Night."

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Re: Drunk Texts

Postby Greg » Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:55 am

HNutz wrote:Nothing really good. :(

You want to LAUGH? Google "Texts From Last Night."


"Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Why nothing good? What were the texts? :-(
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Re: Drunk Texts

Postby Greg » Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:01 am

I swear, this is one of the funniest sites ever. :lol:

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Re: Drunk Texts

Postby Greg » Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:04 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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What's the address?

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Too drunk. Just google it.

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IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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Benderbrau: Greg hates all things white.

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Re: Drunk Texts

Postby Schlemmer » Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:07 am

Greg wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

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What's the address?

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Too drunk. Just google it.

(310):
IT'S YOUR HOUSE

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Re: Drunk Texts

Postby Keb » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:15 am

No. :(

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Re: Drunk Texts

Postby Apache Chef » Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:28 pm

I got a Facebook message from a girl I work with one night at about 3:00. She was basically offering herself up to me.

The next morning, I got a "sorry I sent it to the wrong person" message. Not that I believe her or anything.

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Re: Drunk Texts

Postby Keb » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:40 pm

:lol:

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Re: Drunk Texts

Postby DMM » Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:48 am

I'm usually the one drunk texting others. Or drunk facebooking. I'm always scared when I see my computer on the next morning and with the browser on Facebook (or here, for that matter).
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Re: Drunk Texts

Postby Keb » Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:22 am

Drunk OH posting is fun.

I stay the fuck away from Facebook when I'm drunk though. Too many temptations.

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Re: Drunk Texts

Postby Anonymous62 » Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:30 am

I don't text or keep my cell phone turned on, because I don't live my life at other people's beck and call.

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Re: Drunk Texts

Postby DMM » Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:35 am

Johnny O wrote:I don't text or keep my cell phone turned on, because I don't live my life at other people's beck and call.

A lot of the time I don't have my cell phone on me at home (and I don't currently have a house phone), or I forget to charge it. It's not that I purposely ignore people, but I miss calls/texts most of the time.
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Re: Drunk Texts

Postby IvCNuB4 » Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:36 am

DMM wrote:I'm usually the one drunk texting others. Or drunk facebooking. I'm always scared when I see my computer on the next morning and with the browser on Facebook (or here, for that matter).


Back when I was partying more, before I would leave for a night of drinking, I would put Post-It notes on my PC that said "Don't email anyone when you get home !" :lol:
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Re: Drunk Texts

Postby Muppetesque » Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:38 am

DMM wrote:I'm usually the one drunk texting others. Or drunk facebooking. I'm always scared when I see my computer on the next morning and with the browser on Facebook (or here, for that matter).



I miss the days of drunk texts from you
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