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April Fool's

Postby Greg » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:13 am

Anyone get caught yet?

One of my good friends text me saying he and his girl are thinking of opening up their relationship and are interested in me. They're both insanely hot, this better not be a damn trick!! :x :x
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Re: April Fool's

Postby covalesky » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:46 am

I got caught 15 min after publishing my announcement that I would move to Brazil to be a part of a startup. :(

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Re: April Fool's

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:51 am

Greg wrote:Anyone get caught yet?

One of my good friends text me saying he and his girl are thinking of opening up their relationship and are interested in me. They're both insanely hot, this better not be a damn trick!! :x :x


What a mean trick to play on your own cousin.
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Re: April Fool's

Postby Greg » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:01 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
What a mean trick to play on your own cousin.


I know, Amy's so mean to me.
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Re: April Fool's

Postby TROY » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:06 pm

Haven't seen any good ones yet.
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Re: April Fool's

Postby Amoebas » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:46 pm

The old rubber band around the squirter thing on the kitchen sink is always a winner. Got three people so far today (including the visiting mother-in law!!!!) :-D

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Re: April Fool's

Postby Strict31 » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:47 pm

I've been kinda hoping that the past three or four months have just been a set-up for an elaborate April Fools joke.
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Re: April Fool's

Postby nietoperz » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:51 pm

The problem with April Fools' Day is that by now we're kind of programmed not to believe anything at all. In fact, today would be a perfect day for an alien race to invade: even if we saw flying saucers on our lawns we'd just chalk it up to an elaborate hoax, shrug and go back to doing whatever we were doing. By the time it was April 2nd and we'd regained our credulity it would be too late!
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Re: April Fool's

Postby Timbales » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:52 pm

Greg wrote:Anyone get caught yet?

One of my good friends text me saying he and his girl are thinking of opening up their relationship and are interested in me. They're both insanely hot, this better not be a damn trick!! :x :x


tape it for me
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Re: April Fool's

Postby Greg » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:54 pm

Timbales wrote:
tape it for me


You know all you need to do is ask. :groucho:
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Re: April Fool's

Postby Amoebas » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:55 pm

nietoperz wrote:The problem with April Fools' Day is that by now we're kind of programmed not to believe anything at all. In fact, today would be a perfect day for an alien race to invade: even if we saw flying saucers on our lawns we'd just chalk it up to an elaborate hoax, shrug and go back to doing whatever we were doing. By the time it was April 2nd and we'd regained our credulity it would be too late!

Plagiarizer!!! I read this exact thing on another site today! Have you no shame sir?


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Re: April Fool's

Postby Timbales » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:58 pm

Greg wrote:
You know all you need to do is ask. :groucho:


anytime you want :groucho:
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Re: April Fool's

Postby nietoperz » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:58 pm

Amoebas wrote:Plagiarizer!!! I read this exact thing on another site today! Have you no shame sir?


:-D


I have no idea to what you may be referring! :twisted:
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Re: April Fool's

Postby HNutz » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:05 pm

Timbales wrote:
tap it for me


Fixed.

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Re: April Fool's

Postby Amoebas » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:40 pm


Apparently you don't. (btw - link fail) :lol:

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