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by **Benderbrau** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:00 pm

Benderbrau wrote:I picked up Rocksmith today

OMG it comes with stickers to put on the guitar neck to mark the frets?? :smt005

Ummm okay n00bs a guitar already has fret markers and if even that's too daunting for you then perhaps this instrument isn't going to be your cup of tea.

by **Benderbrau** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:01 pm

b.lumpkin wrote:Poosting from work. Jude eat your heart out (with bacon and cheese)

It's probably the only thing Jude hasn't eaten

by **b.lumpkin** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:03 pm

Benderbrau wrote:I came across Alice in Wonderland XXX the other night. 70s prono was strange, the girl playing Alice was hella cute but there was only like one explicit scene in the whole movie but it's still considered a "classic".

I stopped watching old porn when the age of VHS ended and the ladybic was invented

by **Benderbrau** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:06 pm

b.lumpkin wrote:I stopped watching old porn when the age of VHS ended and the ladybic was invented

But new pron is too repetitive so sometimes one has to get into the XXX Wayback Machine and find stuff from before pron became the cinematic equivalent of a chain restaurant.

by **eltopo** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:08 pm

b.lumpkin wrote:I stopped watching old porn when the age of VHS ended and the ladybic was invented

by **Timbales** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:11 pm

anyone have a copy of "I Dream of Weenie" I can borrow?

by **eltopo** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:14 pm

Timbales wrote:anyone have a copy of "I Dream of Weenie" I can borrow?

by **b.lumpkin** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:18 pm

Benderbrau wrote:But new pron is too repetitive so sometimes one has to get into the XXX Wayback Machine and find stuff from before pron became the cinematic equivalent of a chain restaurant.

I love arby's

by **b.lumpkin** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:19 pm

Timbales wrote:anyone have a copy of "I Dream of Weenie" I can borrow?

Lulz

by **b.lumpkin** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:19 pm

Benderbrau wrote:It's probably the only thing Jude hasn't eaten

Boosh

by **b.lumpkin** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:30 pm

Since I started working at the hospital I've learned that fat people get sick constantly. Not a day goes by that I don't have to get some butterball off an exam table

by **S.F. Jude Terror** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:32 pm

b.lumpkin wrote:Poosting from work. Jude eat your heart out (with bacon and cheese)

Mmmmm heart.

by **Benderbrau** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:34 pm

b.lumpkin wrote:Since I started working at the hospital I've learned that fat people get sick constantly. Not a day goes by that I don't have to get some butterball off an exam table

Just throw some M&Ms on the floor. That'll get 'em off the table without any assistance.

by **b.lumpkin** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:42 pm

Benderbrau wrote:Just throw some M&Ms on the floor. That'll get 'em off the table without any assistance.

Too afraid of losing a foot in a semiconscious runaway chewing incident

by **eltopo** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:42 pm

b.lumpkin wrote:Since I started working at the hospital I've learned that fat people get sick constantly. Not a day goes by that I don't have to get some butterball off an exam table

yeah what are you doing at the hospital ?