Advertisement

hey frequent flyers I have a question

[ Facebook comments]

Talk about news, politics, pop culture, entertainment and everything geek with your fellow comic book fans!

Hey you! Reader! Want to be a part of the GREATEST COMIC BOOK AND GEEK COMMUNITY on the web?! Logged in users see WAY LESS ADS, so why not register? It's fast and it's easy, like your mom! Sign up today! Membership spots are limited!*

*Membership spots not really limited!

Strict31
User avatar
YOU WILL NEED A NURSE
 
Posts: 40133
Joined: Mon Mar 27, 2006 1:41 am
Title: Ain't enough space bitches


Re: hey frequent flyers I have a question

Postby Strict31 » Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:07 pm

Muppetesque wrote:
Just include it in the bag with your other liquids and gels and put it through the scanner separately and you'll be fine. They don't scrutinize sizes... they do go apeshit if you don't follow the scan procedures


I'm sure the TSA appreciates your enthusiasm for following the rules. But bending over and spreading your cheeks is not a standard scanning procedure, Em.
Image

"You must be proud, bold, pleasant, resolute,
And now and then stab, as occasion serves."


Edward II: Act 2 Scene 1, by Christopher Marlowe

Advertisement

eltopo
User avatar
Twenty-Something
 
Posts: 70722
Joined: Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:04 pm
Location: hell
Title: The greatest poster ever
Formerly: Mister Fister, Johhny Assplay,TerriG


Re: hey frequent flyers I have a question

Postby eltopo » Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:18 pm

Log-Man wrote:It depends on the airport. I went through Nashville no problem, but Gainesville confiscated my small bottle of hair gel. It was maybe 4-5 ounces.

hmmm see this is why I think I'm not taking the layrite (it's 17 bucks a can) just in case they get jumpy
Image

eltopo
User avatar
Twenty-Something
 
Posts: 70722
Joined: Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:04 pm
Location: hell
Title: The greatest poster ever
Formerly: Mister Fister, Johhny Assplay,TerriG


Re: hey frequent flyers I have a question

Postby eltopo » Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:21 pm

so I'm supposed to put all my shampoo and junk in a zip lock bag right?
Image

Muppetesque
User avatar
Cunning Linguist
 
Posts: 23065
Joined: Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:10 am
Title: Prawn Star
Formerly: nerdygirl


Re: hey frequent flyers I have a question

Postby Muppetesque » Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:25 pm

Timbales wrote:
personal experience?



:groucho:
eyp wrote:you should start following nerdygirl's advice.

CountD wrote:you were prettier in person, too.

Epidemic_Spider wrote:So you admit I'm more fun than Nieto :groucho:
GOSD wrote:I admit nothing!Yes.

Strict31 wrote:Huh. Nerdygirl's got some booty on her. Kind of a surprise there, Emma.

Timbales
User avatar
Fisty McDigger
 
Posts: 16896
Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:29 pm
Location: Syracuse, NY USA
Title: Namaste, mother fucker
Formerly: timberoo


Re: hey frequent flyers I have a question

Postby Timbales » Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:25 pm

eltopo wrote:so I'm supposed to put all my shampoo and junk in a zip lock bag right?


yeah, the quart sized one.
However, Liefeld is an enigma wrapped in a pouch-filled, muscular, footless conundrum.
Written or Contributed by ThanosCopter

Muppetesque
User avatar
Cunning Linguist
 
Posts: 23065
Joined: Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:10 am
Title: Prawn Star
Formerly: nerdygirl


Re: hey frequent flyers I have a question

Postby Muppetesque » Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:28 pm

eltopo wrote:so I'm supposed to put all my shampoo and junk in a zip lock bag right?


Yep - one of the middle size ziplock baggies..

When I have things which are larger than the 3oz, I get a travel container at Target and transfer some of my stuff into it.
eyp wrote:you should start following nerdygirl's advice.

CountD wrote:you were prettier in person, too.

Epidemic_Spider wrote:So you admit I'm more fun than Nieto :groucho:
GOSD wrote:I admit nothing!Yes.

Strict31 wrote:Huh. Nerdygirl's got some booty on her. Kind of a surprise there, Emma.

eltopo
User avatar
Twenty-Something
 
Posts: 70722
Joined: Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:04 pm
Location: hell
Title: The greatest poster ever
Formerly: Mister Fister, Johhny Assplay,TerriG


Re: hey frequent flyers I have a question

Postby eltopo » Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:28 pm

Timbales wrote:
yeah, the quart sized one.

cool I got go buy some

leaving for Boston at 6am tomorrow
PAX east on Saturday (it's a video game con)
Image

Muppetesque
User avatar
Cunning Linguist
 
Posts: 23065
Joined: Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:10 am
Title: Prawn Star
Formerly: nerdygirl


Re: hey frequent flyers I have a question

Postby Muppetesque » Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:29 pm

Timbales wrote:
yeah, the quart sized one.


If we believe El Topo, a Quart bag is more than enough room for El Topo's Junk
eyp wrote:you should start following nerdygirl's advice.

CountD wrote:you were prettier in person, too.

Epidemic_Spider wrote:So you admit I'm more fun than Nieto :groucho:
GOSD wrote:I admit nothing!Yes.

Strict31 wrote:Huh. Nerdygirl's got some booty on her. Kind of a surprise there, Emma.

eltopo
User avatar
Twenty-Something
 
Posts: 70722
Joined: Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:04 pm
Location: hell
Title: The greatest poster ever
Formerly: Mister Fister, Johhny Assplay,TerriG


Re: hey frequent flyers I have a question

Postby eltopo » Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:29 pm

Muppetesque wrote:
If we believe El Topo, a Quart bag is more than enough room for El Topo's Junk

you could fit two or three
Image

Timbales
User avatar
Fisty McDigger
 
Posts: 16896
Joined: Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:29 pm
Location: Syracuse, NY USA
Title: Namaste, mother fucker
Formerly: timberoo


Re: hey frequent flyers I have a question

Postby Timbales » Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:30 pm

Greg needs a gallon sized one.
However, Liefeld is an enigma wrapped in a pouch-filled, muscular, footless conundrum.
Written or Contributed by ThanosCopter

Benderbrau
User avatar
Twenty-Something
 
Posts: 56141
Joined: Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:18 am
Location: Your Moms Bedroom
Title: Proud Underachiever


Re: hey frequent flyers I have a question

Postby Benderbrau » Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:31 pm

Timbales wrote:Greg needs a gallon sized one.

As if they'd let a black man on a plane. :roll:
Image
"Dude, I bow down to you, you are the worlds greatest ballbuster." -Jude Terror
"Sorry, nate! I think you automatically lose all arguments from now on, simply due to the fact that the only person willing to back you up is batshit insane!" - Dragavon
"Everything I know I learned from reading your posts." - Nietoperz

eltopo
User avatar
Twenty-Something
 
Posts: 70722
Joined: Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:04 pm
Location: hell
Title: The greatest poster ever
Formerly: Mister Fister, Johhny Assplay,TerriG


Re: hey frequent flyers I have a question

Postby eltopo » Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:34 pm

Benderbrau wrote:As if they'd let a black man on a plane. :roll:

hahahahaha
Image

covalesky
User avatar
Expert Post Whore
 
Posts: 5248
Joined: Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:48 pm


Re: hey frequent flyers I have a question

Postby covalesky » Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:19 pm

eltopo wrote:I've heard that you can only take 3oz of liquids or solids on a plane the pomade I use comes in 4oz cans

do you think I'm going to have trouble bringing it on the plane ? I'm only bring one bag a carry on



In Europe it would be fine, but you americans are crazy, so who knows?

Amoebas
User avatar
Son of Stein
 
Posts: 16545
Joined: Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:27 pm
Location: Auburn, MA
Title: Amorphous Anomoly


Re: hey frequent flyers I have a question

Postby Amoebas » Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:25 pm

Strict31 wrote::lol:

Hipster problems.

I dunno, if they give you any trouble, just tell them you're a porno star and it's ass lube.



leave a comment with facebook

Previous

Return to The Asylum



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: FaceBook [Linkcheck], GLX, Google [Bot], Herald, IvCNuB4, Juan Cena, Lord Ice, PDH and 49 guests

Advertisement