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Avengers vs the OUthouse: Thor vs. Everyone

Postby Doc Jon » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:54 am

This one's going to take a slightly different turn.

Is there any Avenger that YOU think could take Thor in a one on one fight? This is regular Thor, not Odin-power Thor. With Mjolnir.

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Re: Avengers vs the OUthouse: Thor vs. Everyone

Postby Amoebas » Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:15 am

Hulk (while technically only a founder is an Avenger).
Hercules if he was lucky.
Wonderman if he was very very lucky.
Invisible Woman if Thor still has that "if I don't touch my hammer in 60 seconds thing".

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Re: Avengers vs the OUthouse: Thor vs. Everyone

Postby Doc Jon » Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:24 am

Amoebas wrote:Hulk (while technically only a founder is an Avenger).
Hercules if he was lucky.
Wonderman if he was very very lucky.
Invisible Woman if Thor still has that "if I don't touch my hammer in 60 seconds thing".


I hadn't really thought of Herc, but I guess he would have a shot. I still think that Thor's lightning/weather abilities give him that edge.

Hulk is interesting too simply because of the power level.

Depends on which Wonderman, but he definitely has the power level to make it interesting.
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Re: Avengers vs the OUthouse: Thor vs. Everyone

Postby Jack Burton » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:38 am

Hulk's got a good shot.

Wonderman too since he's always supposed to be just scratching at the surface of his abilities.

Quasar possibly. He's a really underrated powerhouse.

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Re: Avengers vs the OUthouse: Thor vs. Everyone

Postby Chesscub » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:42 am

Captain America could since he can lift Mjolnir.

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Re: Avengers vs the OUthouse: Thor vs. Everyone

Postby Benderbrau » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:46 am

Hulk's a bust. Stan Lee has stated publicly that after he created the Hulk he then tried to think of a new character that would be even more powerful then Banner's bitter alter ego and who could be more power then a god hence Thor was born. So Thor's defining characteristic is that he's more powerful then the Hulk.

Why hasn't anyone recommended Odin? He can literally strip Thor of all his powers and banish him from any realm. Poppa spank!
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Re: Avengers vs the OUthouse: Thor vs. Everyone

Postby GOSD » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:57 am

Benderbrau wrote:Hulk's a bust. Stan Lee has stated publicly that after he created the Hulk he then tried to think of a new character that would be even more powerful then Banner's bitter alter ego and who could be more power then a god hence Thor was born. So Thor's defining characteristic is that he's more powerful then the Hulk.

Why hasn't anyone recommended Odin? He can literally strip Thor of all his powers and banish him from any realm. Poppa spank!


Odin has never been an Avenger. :wink:

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Re: Avengers vs the OUthouse: Thor vs. Everyone

Postby Benderbrau » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:01 am

GOSD wrote:
Odin has never been an Avenger. :wink:

Oops! :oops:

Okay then Ant-Man. Flies into his ear and zaps his brain.

Or Sentry...


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Re: Avengers vs the OUthouse: Thor vs. Everyone

Postby Benderbrau » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:03 am

Also Dr. Strange. I'm sure he could pull a Wand of Something-something out of his ass that would do some crazy shit to Thor.

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Re: Avengers vs the OUthouse: Thor vs. Everyone

Postby Thor-El » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:09 am

Hulk and Thor would have a helluva slobberknocker that could easily got either way.

The fact that Cap has been shown worthy to weild the Uru Hammer, I could see these two having a decent fight but I still think Thor would win.
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Re: Avengers vs the OUthouse: Thor vs. Everyone

Postby Jack Burton » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:13 am

Also unless Cap's using Stormbreaker or something he's going to lose. Why would Thor just give him Mjolnir?

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Re: Avengers vs the OUthouse: Thor vs. Everyone

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:28 am

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Re: Avengers vs the OUthouse: Thor vs. Everyone

Postby Doc Jon » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:23 pm

Benderbrau wrote:Also Dr. Strange. I'm sure he could pull a Wand of Something-something out of his ass that would do some crazy shit to Thor.

Magic sucks. :smt011


Huh... never thought of the good Doctor. This would be pretty interesting.
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Re: Avengers vs the OUthouse: Thor vs. Everyone

Postby Doc Jon » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:25 pm

Jack Burton wrote:Also unless Cap's using Stormbreaker or something he's going to lose. Why would Thor just give him Mjolnir?


Yeah, I don't see this being a fight at all unless Thor's worried about hurting Cap. I can buy Cap's training and strategic mind, but I doubt he can out-think a F5 hurricane and a lightning storm created by a god. And that's just a couple things Thor can do.
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Re: Avengers vs the OUthouse: Thor vs. Everyone

Postby Doc Jon » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:26 pm

Oh and one more thing on the Cap vs Thor thing. THor has been alive and fighting for what, millenia? I'm gonna guess that fighting skill and strategy are pretty up there as well, despite writers not always taking advantage of it.
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