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Re: Question for all you married people

Postby Dragavon » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:44 am

Benderbrau wrote:I thought Muslim custom for married couples was a necklace, not a ring?

Well regardless, take it off. It creates more questions then it's worth unless you want to spend the entire evening explaining to women the arrangement and answer all the questions that follow. Better to spend the time getting to know the woman instead of her getting to know your wife's openly thinking mindset. Besides the whole "attracts more attention" is kind of a myth. Sure some women like it but just as many women will be deterred by it while no woman is turned off by a man not wearing a ring. Why limit your odds.

We're definitely not a traditional Muslim couple. I bought a $7,000 diamond engagement/wedding ring that I told her if she didn't like, I'd wear the damn thing. :lol:
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Re: Question for all you married people

Postby Benderbrau » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:46 am

Dragavon wrote:She keeps saying I "need more practice." :oops:

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Re: Question for all you married people

Postby Dragavon » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:47 am

TheLurker wrote:I don't want to be the one to bring this up, but is she sowing her wild oats?? If she is already doing what she is suggesting for you . . . . . . its not a good thing.

Personally I wouldn't do it. Besides, we have seen pictures of her. You aren't going to get anyone hotter, so why bother.

First thing I said to her was I wouldn't do to her because I wouldn't want her to do that to me. Her response was an eyeroll and her saying she's not going to do anything. And the sentence that stumps me: "If I know about it, how can it be cheating." So I'm supposed to tell her all the details.
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Re: Question for all you married people

Postby Anonymous62 » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:49 am

Never mind

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Re: Question for all you married people

Postby Benderbrau » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:50 am

Johnny O wrote:Is there something wrong with the Outhouse? I'm seeing a very weird screen with a completely white background?

Is there something wrong with posting this in it's own thread instead of in one that's completely unrelated to your problem?
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Re: Question for all you married people

Postby GOSD » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:01 am

Dragavon wrote:Nope, it's more that we know each other's histories.

Mine is sadly enough the stereotypical nerd. Didn't get any in high school. And I've only been with 5 women in total. And none in the last 7 years (not counting 2 one-night stands)

She keeps saying I "need more practice." :oops:


How many has she had? :shock: :-D

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Re: Question for all you married people

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:14 am

Don't do it. IMO.
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Re: Re: Question for all you married people

Postby bkthomson » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:33 am

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:Don't do it. IMO.


If Jude says no. Do not do it.
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Re: Re: Question for all you married people

Postby bkthomson » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:35 am

Benderbrau wrote:DO IT!!!!!

Don't listen to the pansy brigade. I think the saddest thing in the world is couples that have only ever slept with one person. And I also think that at least some of those that are saying don't do it have actually had other relationships before they got married so I don't know where they get off saying that you can't.


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Dragavon wrote:He's being diplomatic again. :lol:

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Re: Re: Question for all you married people

Postby Benderbrau » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:35 am

bkthomson wrote:If Jude says no. Do not do it.

Actually it's the other way around.
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Re: Re: Re: Question for all you married people

Postby bkthomson » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:35 am

Benderbrau wrote:Actually it's the other way around.

Red devil.
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Dragavon wrote:He's being diplomatic again. :lol:

Zechs wrote:I have to repress you more. You're way too goodie two shoes.

Fat Ollie Weeks wrote:I swear to God, you are so boring sometimes I think you're just a stealth-mod-bot that Jude has coded.

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Re: Question for all you married people

Postby bkthomson » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:43 am

If she says 'you need more practice' let her teacher her. See the fun of getting to know each other?
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Dragavon wrote:He's being diplomatic again. :lol:

Zechs wrote:I have to repress you more. You're way too goodie two shoes.

Fat Ollie Weeks wrote:I swear to God, you are so boring sometimes I think you're just a stealth-mod-bot that Jude has coded.

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Re: Question for all you married people

Postby sdsichero » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:44 am

bkthomson wrote:If you feel this is something that goes against your principals.


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Re: Re: Question for all you married people

Postby sdsichero » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:45 am

bkthomson wrote:
Bender, red devil on your shoulder.


Does this mean that Jude is on his other shoulder? :shock:
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Re: Re: Question for all you married people

Postby bkthomson » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:45 am

sdsichero wrote:
Dragavon has principles? Image

It happens to the worst of people. :smile:
I used to have goals. They were evil goals, but they were goals. -- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Dragavon wrote:He's being diplomatic again. :lol:

Zechs wrote:I have to repress you more. You're way too goodie two shoes.

Fat Ollie Weeks wrote:I swear to God, you are so boring sometimes I think you're just a stealth-mod-bot that Jude has coded.

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