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by **sdsichero** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:00 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
What could go wrong here?

Maybe she's hoping he'll contract something and his dick will fall off?

by **Benderbrau** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:00 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:What could go wrong here?

Dragavon screws it all up by listening to you pansies

by **bkthomson** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:02 pm

Benderbrau wrote:Dragavon screws it all up by listening to you pansies

Well we are happy married, not sure about you, so we may have an idea or two what could be viewed as a TRAP!

by **Herald** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:04 pm

sdsichero wrote:
Dragavon has principles?

Even Evil Has Standards...

by **S.F. Jude Terror** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:04 pm

bkthomson wrote:
Well we are happy married, not sure about you, so we may have an idea or two what could be viewed as a TRAP!

He's a surly hedonist who complains constantly. Probably married.

by **Herald** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:07 pm

Benderbrau wrote:They sure are. They're both about moving your piece into the right position to dominate the other participant and put the queen on her back.

sdsichero wrote:Not for Starlord.

Different type of "queen", same basic objective.

by **bkthomson** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:08 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
He's a surly hedonist who complains constantly. Probably married.

Wonder if she let's him talk at home?

by **Benderbrau** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:10 pm

bkthomson wrote:Well we are happy married, not sure about you, so we may have an idea or two what could be viewed as a TRAP!

I am married and it's not a trap. How do I know this? Because I get my experience with women from real life and not sitcoms and bad internet memes.

by **bkthomson** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:13 pm

Benderbrau wrote:I am married and it's not a trap. How do I know this? Because I get my experience with women from real life and not sitcoms and bad internet memes.

Good for you. Let me go get you a cookie. :mrgreen:

Just joking around everyone is different with this things for sure.

by **Herald** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:14 pm

On topic: Don't do it.
As mentioned, she IS going to hold this over you at some point. Count on it.

by **GOSD** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:15 pm

Sounds like the marriage is off to a good start! :lol:

by **Apache Chef** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:18 pm

Benderbrau wrote:I am married and it's not a trap. How do I know this? Because I get my experience with women from real life and not sitcoms and bad internet memes.

Yeah, but you can't even use standard marriage experience for this. They barely know each other and she hasn't left her father's house or something. Who knows what she's thinking?

by **Benderbrau** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:21 pm

bkthomson wrote:
Good for you. Let me go get you a cookie.

Just joking around everyone is different with this things for sure.

They certainly are and at some point people need to stop applying their own moral code to this and thinking it's a trap and take it at face value. It's clear that they've talked about this at great length and she's assured him that she's okay so let's assume that she's not lying and accept the fact that there are women out there who aren't insecure and don't mind sharing. Society has shown that there are those who live like that and maybe she's one of them.

by **bkthomson** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:23 pm

Benderbrau wrote:They certainly are and at some point people need to stop applying their own moral code to this and thinking it's a trap and take it at face value. It's clear that they've talked about this at great length and she's assured him that she's okay so let's assume that she's not lying and accept the fact that there are women out there who aren't insecure and don't mind sharing. Society has shown that there are those who live like that and maybe she's one of them.

Ok fair enough, but if the person is uncomfortable with the request should he or she ignore that feeling and just go plow all the fields he can find?

by **Benderbrau** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:26 pm

Apache Chef wrote:

Yeah, but you can't even use standard marriage experience for this. They barely know each other and she hasn't left her father's house or something. Who knows what she's thinking?

That's actually crossed my mind as one of the reasons she's okay with this. The honest truth is that since it was an arranged marriage she may simply not be emotionally attached to him yet and so doesn't care who he fucks. I've been there, we commonly call them fuck buddies.