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by **Benderbrau** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:06 pm

sdsichero wrote:
Hehe I note the omission of "happy". Then again, thinking Bender, one does not normally think "happy".

I never understood the expression "happily married". :smt102

What does that mean? Are you happy with each other all day, every day for ever and ever and ever? Of course not. When I see it used I think it sounds silly - like someone saying "where I live it's sunny all the time". Really? Even at night? That's amazing! :shock:

Am I happy in my marriage right now? Yes. Was I happy last Saturday when she left the windows open and rain poured in the house? No, not really. :lol:

by **sdsichero** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:06 pm

Benderbrau wrote:Why does everyone keep saying that?

We have trust issues.

And pop-psychology degrees.

by **sdsichero** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:08 pm

Benderbrau wrote:I never understood the expression "happily married".

That's because your nitpick chip makes total understanding a priority. Harder to comprehend things that way.

The upside is, that when you do understand things, you really do.

by **Benderbrau** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:11 pm

sdsichero wrote:
That's because your nitpick chip makes total understanding a priority. Harder to comprehend things that way.

The upside is, that when you do understand things, you really do.

Nah, just a realist I think.

*lights pipe and pulls out pop-psychology degree

by **jeremy** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:16 pm

prozacman wrote:Even if it's not, I bet she would feel hurt after the fact if you did sleep around. So still a trap.

that's what I'm saying, it might not be on purpose, but it's still dangrous, tell her your oats are sewed already and you are good to go, you don't need anything else but her

by **Dragavon** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:52 pm

xaraan wrote:

that's what I'm saying, it might not be on purpose, but it's still dangrous, tell her your oats are sewed already and you are good to go, you don't need anything else but her

I keep saying that. I don't understand women or even claim to. I'm not asking for this, she's the one who keeps bringing it up.

by **CountD** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:01 pm

this sure is weird. hope it all works out

Website · by **prozacman** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:35 pm

Wasn't there a Boy Meets World 2 part episode about this?

by **Dragavon** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:39 pm

prozacman wrote:Wasn't there a Boy Meets World 2 part episode about this?

I am looking for help and you mention Boy Meets World? The least you could have done is a South Park episode or something entertaining. :smt011

by **DMM** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:40 pm

Is your wife like a mail-order bride or something? Have you met her before? Do you love eachother? Have you had sex with her yet? Have you made out with her yet? Is she also "sowing her wild oats" with other dudes right now? :smt017

by **Benderbrau** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:46 pm

prozacman wrote:Wasn't there a Boy Meets World 2 part episode about this?

Topanga liked to get her freak on

by **Dragavon** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:49 pm

DMM wrote:Is your wife like a mail-order bride or something? Have you met her before? Do you love eachother? Have you had sex with her yet? Have you made out with her yet? Is she also "sowing her wild oats" with other dudes right now?

No. Depends. Maybe. Yes. Yes. No.

by **DMM** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:04 pm

Dragavon wrote:No. Depends. Maybe. Yes. Yes. No.

Thanks! that clears things up kind of!

by **Dragavon** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:07 pm

DMM wrote:Thanks! that clears things up kind of!

Arranged marriage. Met each other means we spoke on Skype and the phone every day before we got married but we didn't meet in person until I went to Pakistan. I don't know if I love her, but I definitely care for her and want her to be happy.

by **chap22** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:09 pm

Dragavon wrote:No. Depends. Maybe. Yes. Yes. No.

what exactly does "have you met her before" depend on? since you answered yes to making out and sex, i would normally assume the answer to the "have you met" question would be yes too.