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by **contramundi** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:45 pm

congrats man

by ****** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:10 pm

Congrats

by **Glacier16** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:15 pm

Congrats!! my wife is also named Ashley but she ain't due until next month.

by **Evan Meadow** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:05 am

Mazel Tov!

by **CountD** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:17 pm

so happy for you and Ashley

by **Cat-Scratch** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:30 pm

Congrats!

by **DMM** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:03 pm

err'body be having babies.

by **Dragavon** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:11 pm

Congrats to Ashley. What the fuck did you do? :lol:

by **muddyglass** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:22 pm

belated congratulations to both of you!

(7.4 pounds: ouch, that sounds painful to squeeze out!)

by **guitarsmashley** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:29 pm

Dragavon wrote:Congrats to Ashley. What the fuck did you do?

I did stuff.

The whole thing went really well. We started induction around 2 pm monday. 3 AM tuesday they broke ashley's water and then the contractions really went all out. She got an epidural around 4:00 am. From there she felt good and she slept for a couple hours. around 7 am she was dilated 6.5 she then went back to sleep till 9:30 and she was a 10. At 10:30 we started the whole pushing thing and by 10:50 am we had a baby.

by **Arion** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:09 pm

Glad to hear the good news.

by **spidertour02** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:26 pm

Dragavon wrote:Congrats to Ashley. What the fuck did you do?

If you don't understand his role in this affair, I suggest you ask your parents where babies come from.

by **Chesscub** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:32 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:
I did stuff.

The whole thing went really well. We started induction around 2 pm monday. 3 AM tuesday they broke ashley's water and then the contractions really went all out. She got an epidural around 4:00 am. From there she felt good and she slept for a couple hours. around 7 am she was dilated 6.5 she then went back to sleep till 9:30 and she was a 10. At 10:30 we started the whole pushing thing and by 10:50 am we had a baby.

Were you jumping up and down on her stomach or just yelling push?

I see your role being something like this.

by **bkthomson** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:20 pm

Chesscub wrote:
Were you jumping up and down on her stomach or just yelling push?

I see your role being something like this.

He was squeezing her like a tube of toothpaste.

by **DMM** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:19 pm

congratulations, Yoni. Do they have "Rockabye Baby Mars Volta" CDs like those Rockabye Baby Lullaby renditions of Tool, Metallica, and the like? If they do, I'll buy you one.