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[sdsichero]

Steal-- I mean-- Inspired by BubbaKanoosh's "The Brave and the Bold Game", I thought I'd try another one. Similar, we'll have two fictional characters in this, but this will be a "fight" related game.

Here are the (changable) rules:

- I'll start this off by naming two fictional characters and an environment where the challenge will take place
- The next poster will choose a winner, a brief explanation of why they won, then choose a new opponent, and finally a new environment
- etc

Notes:
- The fight doesn't have to be one of brawn. It could be a different challenge; beauty contest; cooking contest; etc
- Environment can be real or fictional
- Obscure is okay, but make sure the things are at least Google-able
- Try to make the winning explanation brief and fun

For example, if the matchup is (famous example) Bambi vs Godzilla in the forest; the next person may say that Godzilla wins by stomping on Bambi. The poster will then choose an opponent for Godzilla and environment for the challenge; eg. Godzilla vs. Goku on Mars

Hopefully we can get some fun ones. If not, oh well.

Okay to start... we'll start with a classic rivalry:

VS

Mario vs. Sonic the Hedgehog

in the La Brea Tar Pits

[Stephen Day]

Steal-- I mean-- Inspired by BubbaKanoosh's "The Brave and the Bold Game", I thought I'd try another one. Similar, we'll have two fictional characters in this, but this will be a "fight" related game.

Here are the (changable) rules:

- I'll start this off by naming two fictional characters and an environment where the challenge will take place
- The next poster will choose a winner, a brief explanation of why they won, then choose a new opponent, and finally a new environment
- etc

Notes:
- The fight doesn't have to be one of brawn. It could be a different challenge; beauty contest; cooking contest; etc
- Environment can be real or fictional
- Obscure is okay, but make sure the things are at least Google-able
- Try to make the winning explanation brief and fun

For example, if the matchup is (famous example) Bambi vs Godzilla in the forest; the next person may say that Godzilla wins by stomping on Bambi. The poster will then choose an opponent for Godzilla and environment for the challenge; eg. Godzilla vs. Goku on Mars

Hopefully we can get some fun ones. If not, oh well.

Okay to start... we'll start with a classic rivalry:

VS

Mario vs. Sonic the Hedgehog

in the La Brea Tar Pits

Sonic gets stuck in the tar and Mario jumps on his head until he gives up.

Mario

Vs.

Atom (from Real Steel)



in a sealed dome on Mars

[sdsichero]

Sonic gets stuck in the tar and Mario jumps on his head until he gives up.

Mario

Vs.

Atom (from Real Steel)



in a sealed dome on Mars

Mario

Atom punches a hole in the dome thinking it would kill Mario, but he did not see Mario Galaxy. The Martian dust gets into Atom's gears and freezes him.

Mario

vs. Red Hulk



In a bouncy castle

[Stephen Day]

Mario

Atom punches a hole in the dome thinking it would kill Mario, but he did not see Mario Galaxy. The Martian dust gets into Atom's gears and freezes him.

Mario

vs. Red Hulk



In a bouncy castle

Red Hulk squeezes the bouncy castle, Mario and all until the whole thing explodes.

Red Hulk

vs

Hulk Hogan



In a wrestling ring set up in the Blue Area of the Moon.

[sdsichero]

Red Hulk squeezes the bouncy castle, Mario and all until the whole thing explodes.

Red Hulk

vs

Hulk Hogan



In a wrestling ring set up in the Blue Area of the Moon.

The contest is set up to be a popularity contest. The Blue Area of the Moon gets only old TV shows so Hulk-A-Mania is still going strong. That, plus the whole touchiness with the Watcher makes Hogan defeat Red Hulk.

Hulk Hogan

vs. Firefly the Pegasus Pony



in a crowded Wal-Mart

[Stephen Day]

The contest is set up to be a popularity contest. The Blue Area of the Moon gets only old TV shows so Hulk-A-Mania is still going strong. That, plus the whole touchiness with the Watcher makes Hogan defeat Red Hulk.

Hulk Hogan

vs. Firefly the Pegasus Pony



in a crowded Wal-Mart

Firefly, I think the little pony would dart around and through the crowd, attacking Hogan at will until Hogan goes down.

Firefly

vs

Gargamel



In the Death Star hanger.

[sdsichero]

Firefly, I think the little pony would dart around and through the crowd, attacking Hogan at will until Hogan goes down.

Firefly

vs

Gargamel



In the Death Star hanger.

This battle is to replace Captain Needa. Firefly's cuteness pisses Vader off so he crushes her wings and the Imperial forces end up with magical glue.

Gargamel wins.

However, after failing at his job, he gets sent to Forest Moon of Endor on cleaning duty. There he will find a new nemesis...

Gargamel

vs. Wickett Wystri Warrick



in Bright Tree Forest

[Miracloman]

This battle is to replace Captain Needa. Firefly's cuteness pisses Vader off so he crushes her wings and the Imperial forces end up with magical glue.

Gargamel wins.

However, after failing at his job, he gets sent to Forest Moon of Endor on cleaning duty. There he will find a new nemesis...

Gargamel

vs. Wickett Wystri Warrick



in Bright Tree Forest

Wicket and his friends overpower Gargy and he roasted at the pit,the old evil wizard dies while living his nigthmare scenario,dovoured by forest dwelling little beasts.
Wicket move on to face his new opponent...
Colonel Miles Quaritch



...in the jungles of Pandora

[sdsichero]

Wicket and his friends overpower Gargy and he roasted at the pit,the old evil wizard dies while living his nigthmare scenario,dovoured by forest dwelling little beasts.
Wicket move on to face his new opponent...
Colonel Miles Quaritch



...in the jungles of Pandora

Unfamiliar with Pandora,Wickett temporarily confused. This gives Quaritch the advantage. Though he put up a big fight, almost gnawing off Quaritch's arm. Luckily for Quaritch, he is a cheater and he jumps into his hidden AMP suit and stabbed the Ewok to death.

Quarditch falls through a portal and meets up with:

Laufey (Frost Giant)



at the Canada Hockey Place

[prozacman]

Unfamiliar with Pandora,Wickett temporarily confused. This gives Quaritch the advantage. Though he put up a big fight, almost gnawing off Quaritch's arm. Luckily for Quaritch, he is a cheater and he jumps into his hidden AMP suit and stabbed the Ewok to death.

Quarditch falls through a portal and meets up with:

Laufey (Frost Giant)



at the Canada Hockey Place

Quarditch's AMP is made for Jungle warfare and isn't equipped for the rink. Laufey makes a razor sharp hockey stick made of ice. He pulls Quarditch our of his walker that has fallen on it's ass, cuts his head off, and flicks it past the goalie to score!

Laufey


VS
Firestarter

video for those that haven't seen it


In the Hunger Games arena

[sdsichero]

Quarditch's AMP is made for Jungle warfare and isn't equipped for the rink. Laufey makes a razor sharp hockey stick made of ice. He pulls Quarditch our of his walker that has fallen on it's ass, cuts his head off, and flicks it past the goalie to score!

Laufey


VS
Firestarter

video for those that haven't seen it


In the Hunger Games arena

Weakened by the relative heat of the arena, Laufey is slowed down. He swats at the Firestarter, but she can read his next moves and set him ablaze.

The winner: Firestarter

She walks through a door and meets: Carrie



at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance

[Stephen Day]

Weakened by the relative heat of the arena, Laufey is slowed down. He swats at the Firestarter, but she can read his next moves and set him ablaze.

The winner: Firestarter

She walks through a door and meets: Carrie



at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance

Carrie becomes terrified when she sees two Marty Mcflys, giving the Firestarter the chance to attack her from behind, taking her out

The Kid from Firestarter

vs

Smokey the Bear



In the middle of Santa's workshop up at the North Pole.

[sdsichero]

Carrie becomes terrified when she sees two Marty Mcflys, giving the Firestarter the chance to attack her from behind, taking her out

The Kid from Firestarter

vs

Smokey the Bear



In the middle of Santa's workshop up at the North Pole.

Firestarter ignites Smokey' fur and he runs through the wall of the workshop to stop, drop and roll to put the fire out. Enraged, and with the snow blowing into the workshop, Firestarter is taken down and torn apart by Smokey.

The Winner: Smokey the Bear

is transported to: Sherwood Forest

To face: Woodsy Owl

[Stephen Day]

Firestarter ignites Smokey' fur and he runs through the wall of the workshop to stop, drop and roll to put the fire out. Enraged, and with the snow blowing into the workshop, Firestarter is taken down and torn apart by Smokey.

The Winner: Smokey the Bear

is transported to: Sherwood Forest

To face: Woodsy Owl

Woodsy tries to fly from the treetops, talons stretched out, in an attempt to scratch Smokey's eyes out, but Smokey catches him and makes a meal out of him.

Smokey the Bear

vs

Sgt. Slaughter



In a WWI trench.

[Miracloman]

Woodsy tries to fly from the treetops, talons stretched out, in an attempt to scratch Smokey's eyes out, but Smokey catches him and makes a meal out of him.

Smokey the Bear

vs

Sgt. Slaughter



In a WWI trench.

The sarge put the fat bear thru boot camp killing it from exhaustion.


vs
Sgt Frog

in a swamp