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The sarge put the fat bear thru boot camp killing it from exhaustion.


vs
Sgt Frog

in a swamp

Of curse you know who I'll pick!!!

Sgt. Slaughter puts Keroro in the Cobra Clutch, but he did not study his enemy. In humid environments like a swamp, Keror gets super fast, and super strong. Slipping out from the clutch, Keroro butt plants on Slaughter burying him in the swamp's muddy floor.

Winner: Sgt. Frog (Keroro)

Pushing a button on his Kero Ball, he is transported to: The inside of a claw machine

And is surrounded by 100s of Pizza Planet Aliens

[Stephen Day]

Of curse you know who I'll pick!!!

Sgt. Slaughter puts Keroro in the Cobra Clutch, but he did not study his enemy. In humid environments like a swamp, Keror gets super fast, and super strong. Slipping out from the clutch, Keroro butt plants on Slaughter burying him in the swamp's muddy floor.

Winner: Sgt. Frog (Keroro)

Pushing a button on his Kero Ball, he is transported to: The inside of a claw machine

And is surrounded by 100s of Pizza Planet Aliens

Their sheer numbers eventually overwhelm Sgt, Frog and he surrenders. The Pizza planet Aliens pour out of the claw machine in victory, onto the floor of the building in which the claw machine sits -- a small bus terminal in 1955 Alabama.

Confronting them is:

The 1950s Captain America

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Their sheer numbers eventually overwhelm Sgt, Frog and he surrenders. The Pizza planet Aliens pour out of the claw machine in victory, onto the floor of the building in which the claw machine sits -- a small bus terminal in 1955 Alabama.

Confronting them is:

The 1950s Captain America

Already starting to suffer from the unstable super solider serum, sees the aliens as actual aliens, and probably commies. He runs to his car, pulls out a blowtorch and melts down the little aliens. He laughs as they scream.

A short time later, the government was successful in capturing Burnside. On the way to his detention center, he spots a portal and jumps through it.

The winner: 50's Captain America

The portal leads to the Anik Mountains in Russia

To meet: Gavril Ivanovich, Rocket Red

[Stephen Day]

Already starting to suffer from the unstable super solider serum, sees the aliens as actual aliens, and probably commies. He runs to his car, pulls out a blowtorch and melts down the little aliens. He laughs as they scream.

A short time later, the government was successful in capturing Burnside. On the way to his detention center, he spots a portal and jumps through it.

The winner: 50's Captain America

The portal leads to the Anik Mountains in Russia

To meet: Gavril Ivanovich, Rocket Red

The 50s Cap completely loses his sanity surrounded by untold amounts of communism. This makes him an easy target for Rocket Red, who takes him out from above.

Next up is Rocket Red

vs

Ash, from the Evil Dead film series



In the middle of an old style western Hollywood film set.

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The 50s Cap completely loses his sanity surrounded by untold amounts of communism. This makes him an easy target for Rocket Red, who takes him out from above.

Next up is Rocket Red

vs

Ash, from the Evil Dead film series



In the middle of an old style western Hollywood film set.

The two contestants prepare for battle, but it turns out that this contest is a steer roping one. Having no idea about this type of activity, and lacking some of the finer dexterity, Rocket loses to Ashley (though not by much).

Winner: Ashley Williams

He walks off set and onto a real desert in 1893 San Francisco, He turns to look back at where the set was to face...

Brisco County Jr.

[Stephen Day]

The two contestants prepare for battle, but it turns out that this contest is a steer roping one. Having no idea about this type of activity, and lacking some of the finer dexterity, Rocket loses to Ashley (though not by much).

Winner: Ashley Williams

He walks off set and onto a real desert in 1893 San Francisco, He turns to look back at where the set was to face...

Brisco County Jr.

Shots are fired almost immediately as the two identical looking men begin their fight. They get closer and closer to one another, dashing from rock to rock, until Ash's chainsaw hand becomes the difference maker.

As Ash looks over his fallen foe, the necronomicon appears in mid air and a portal opens, sucking Ash in. After he picks himself up off of the ground he finds himself face to face with:

Dynamo of The Running Man



Looking around, Ash realizes that the two of them are standing in front of an abandoned motel somewhere along Route 66.

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Shots are fired almost immediately as the two identical looking men begin their fight. They get closer and closer to one another, dashing from rock to rock, until Ash's chainsaw hand becomes the difference maker.

As Ash looks over his fallen foe, the necronomicon appears in mid air and a portal opens, sucking Ash in. After he picks himself up off of the ground he finds himself face to face with:

Dynamo of The Running Man



Looking around, Ash realizes that the two of them are standing in front of an abandoned motel somewhere along Route 66.

After an hour of stalking each other in the ruins of the motel, Dynamo finally makes his move. The electrical bolt goes straight for Ash's chainsaw electrocuting him and causing him to fall smoking to the ground. Dynamo stands triumphant over Ash and laughs heartily. He then get a chainsaw right up his you know what.

Winner: Ash

Stumbling away, still smoldering, Ash falls into a hole in the ground and spends a long time hurled down the underground sewer system. Covered in sludge, looking like a monster, he looks up to see:

Jack Burton

[Miracloman]

After an hour of stalking each other in the ruins of the motel, Dynamo finally makes his move. The electrical bolt goes straight for Ash's chainsaw electrocuting him and causing him to fall smoking to the ground. Dynamo stands triumphant over Ash and laughs heartily. He then get a chainsaw right up his you know what.

Winner: Ash

Stumbling away, still smoldering, Ash falls into a hole in the ground and spends a long time hurled down the underground sewer system. Covered in sludge, looking like a monster, he looks up to see:

Jack Burton

Misunderstanding the circumstances our two contenders fire bullets and one liners at each other in and epic fight.However,unexpectedly they found themselves sorounded by Chinese Triad underling,nodding in understanding to each other our heroes make short work of the mob goons.Shaking hands Ash,having enough for one day,concede the victory to Jack Burton and takes a portal (hopefully)home.
Jack Burton is suddenly ported as well and find himself in an abandoned factory facing none other than...

Dr. Peyton Weslake a.k.a The Darkman

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Misunderstanding the circumstances our two contenders fire bullets and one liners at each other in and epic fight.However,unexpectedly they found themselves sorounded by Chinese Triad underling,nodding in understanding to each other our heroes make short work of the mob goons.Shaking hands Ash,having enough for one day,concede the victory to Jack Burton and takes a portal (hopefully)home.
Jack Burton is suddenly ported as well and find himself in an abandoned factory facing none other than...

Dr. Peyton Weslake a.k.a The Darkman

Jack at first thinks Darkman is an underworld beastie, yet finds him somewhat familiar... discovering that they harbor no ill will toward one another, and finding some abondoned beer in the workroom of the factory, the two sit down for some drinks. Things get fun the more drunk they get and eventually they challenge one another to an arm wrestling match.

Since he has superhuman strength, Darkman wins

Jack decides to nap, while Darkman goes to find someplace to pee. Through some brush outside the factory, Darkman finds himself suddenly on the tropical island of Pulau-Pulau.

There he meets Jack Stiles...

[Stephen Day]

Jack at first thinks Darkman is an underworld beastie, yet finds him somewhat familiar... discovering that they harbor no ill will toward one another, and finding some abondoned beer in the workroom of the factory, the two sit down for some drinks. Things get fun the more drunk they get and eventually they challenge one another to an arm wrestling match.

Since he has superhuman strength, Darkman wins

Jack decides to nap, while Darkman goes to find someplace to pee. Through some brush outside the factory, Darkman finds himself suddenly on the tropical island of Pulau-Pulau.

There he meets Jack Stiles...

Being more familiar with the terrain, Stiles leads Darkman on a merry chase all over that island. He finally leads him into a cave a causes a cave in, trapping Darkman inside. After negotiating through the rubble, Stiles helps Darkman to free himself and Darkman shakes his hand, admitting defeat. The forces that transported Darkman to the island then return him home.

A few months later, Jack Stiles is aboard a sailing ship that is attacked by pirates. In the middle of the battle Stiles finds himself face to face with:



Captain Jack Sparrow

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Being more familiar with the terrain, Stiles leads Darkman on a merry chase all over that island. He finally leads him into a cave a causes a cave in, trapping Darkman inside. After negotiating through the rubble, Stiles helps Darkman to free himself and Darkman shakes his hand, admitting defeat. The forces that transported Darkman to the island then return him home.

A few months later, Jack Stiles is aboard a sailing ship that is attacked by pirates. In the middle of the battle Stiles finds himself face to face with:



Captain Jack Sparrow

The two men engage in a fierce battle. Many an unbelievable stunt of swinging and avoiding traps happen as both are equally matched in luck. Sparrow does have a slight advantage in matters of the ocean though, and gets the upper hand while the ship lists violently. Stiles is thrown over the side in defeat.

Winner (narrowly): Jack Sparrow

Laughing heartily, Sparrow sticks his tongue out at Stiles, who is dogpaddling away. Suddenly the ship tilts violently again and he realizes he is falling into a giant whirlpool. He locks himself under decks and waits out the shaking and shuddeiing. When it finally stops, he looks out the window to find he is in outer space. Even weirder, he sees a giant pirate ship pull up next to him and attach a dock to his. The airlock opens and he faces:

Captain Harlock



in Spaaaaaccceeee!!!

[Stephen Day]

The two men engage in a fierce battle. Many an unbelievable stunt of swinging and avoiding traps happen as both are equally matched in luck. Sparrow does have a slight advantage in matters of the ocean though, and gets the upper hand while the ship lists violently. Stiles is thrown over the side in defeat.

Winner (narrowly): Jack Sparrow

Laughing heartily, Sparrow sticks his tongue out at Stiles, who is dogpaddling away. Suddenly the ship tilts violently again and he realizes he is falling into a giant whirlpool. He locks himself under decks and waits out the shaking and shuddeiing. When it finally stops, he looks out the window to find he is in outer space. Even weirder, he sees a giant pirate ship pull up next to him and attach a dock to his. The airlock opens and he faces:

Captain Harlock



in Spaaaaaccceeee!!!

Another fierce battle begins as both men athletically leap and swing around, trying to defeat one another. The battle finally ends back aboard Sparrow's ship when Harlock catches his sword in some of the vessel's wood and Sparrow leaps on top of him. Coming to his feet first and leveling his sword at captain Harlock's throat, Captain Sparrow demands that Harlock concede victory -- which Captain Harlock does.

At that point the spacial vortex reappears and Captain Harlock leaps back aboard his vessel. Jack Sparrow rides the remains of his ship through the vortex where it lands in the middle of a jousting tournament in medieval England. Struggling out of the wreckage of his ship Jack Sparrow finds himself staring into the face of



William Thatcher (AKA Sir Ulrich von Lichtenstein of Gelderland )

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Another fierce battle begins as both men athletically leap and swing around, trying to defeat one another. The battle finally ends back aboard Sparrow's ship when Harlock catches his sword in some of the vessel's wood and Sparrow leaps on top of him. Coming to his feet first and leveling his sword at captain Harlock's throat, Captain Sparrow demands that Harlock concede victory -- which Captain Harlock does.

At that point the spacial vortex reappears and Captain Harlock leaps back aboard his vessel. Jack Sparrow rides the remains of his ship through the vortex where it lands in the middle of a jousting tournament in medieval England. Struggling out of the wreckage of his ship Jack Sparrow finds himself staring into the face of



William Thatcher (AKA Sir Ulrich von Lichtenstein of Gelderland )

Since are at a jousting challenge, the contest is to throw the other of their horse. Sparrow struggles to don some armor and finds his way onto his horse. The two speed toward one another and lower their lances at one another, Thatcher almost fumbles his weapon, scaring Sparrow. Sparrow's lance slips and he is catapulted off his horse, into a barrel which rolls away.

The Winner: William Thatcher

Later, Thatcher is curious so goes to see where the barrel ended up. He ends up looking over a rickety bridge where he hears a loud challenge from...

Tim the Enchanter

[Stephen Day]

Since are at a jousting challenge, the contest is to throw the other of their horse. Sparrow struggles to don some armor and finds his way onto his horse. The two speed toward one another and lower their lances at one another, Thatcher almost fumbles his weapon, scaring Sparrow. Sparrow's lance slips and he is catapulted off his horse, into a barrel which rolls away.

The Winner: William Thatcher

Later, Thatcher is curious so goes to see where the barrel ended up. He ends up looking over a rickety bridge where he hears a loud challenge from...

Tim the Enchanter

With his ability to create magical explosions, Tim overwhelms William very quickly. Distracted by a carnivorous rabbit as he begins to transport himself home after the victory, Tim miscasts his travel spell and ends up standing in the courtyard of a small fortress built atop a rocky mountain ridge.

Standing in front of him is:



Dark Helmet

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With his ability to create magical explosions, Tim overwhelms William very quickly. Distracted by a carnivorous rabbit as he begins to transport himself home after the victory, Tim miscasts his travel spell and ends up standing in the courtyard of a small fortress built atop a rocky mountain ridge.

Standing in front of him is:



Dark Helmet

Tim begins to question Helmet but soon realizes what an idiot he is (moreso than those pesky knights). As he begins to run, Helmet trips and falls. This accidentally activates Mega Maid in orbit and Tim is sucked into her innards.

Winner: Dark Helmet

Feeling victorious, Dark Helmet boards his ship and accidentally (again) triggers Ludicrous Speed; crash landing on the moon.

They make their way to a Lunar Base and open the doors to see:

Commander Buck Murdock