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Be careful where you eat when in Brazil

Postby Victorian Squid » Sun Apr 15, 2012 5:20 pm

SAO PAULO -- Police have arrested three people for allegedly killing at least two women, eating parts of their bodies and using their flesh to make stuffed pastries known as empanadas that they sold to neighbors in their northeastern Brazil city.

The three suspects – a man, his wife and his mistress – belonged to a sect that preached "the purification of the world and the reduction of its population," police inspector Wesley Fernandes in the city of Garanhuns told the Globo TV network Friday.

The newspaper Estado de S.Paulo said the man, Jorge Beltrao Negromonte, wrote a 50-page book titled "Revelations of a Schizophrenic" in which he says he hears voices and is obsessed with the killing of women.

Fernandes said the three were arrested Wednesday and had confessed to the crimes.

The three allegedly lured women to their house by promising them a job as a nanny. They were tracked down after one of the arrested women used a credit card belonging to a victim who disappeared last month.

Police found the remains of the two women in the backyard of the suspects' house, which enraged neighbors burned to the ground Thursday.

Fernandes identified the three as Negromonte; his wife, Isabel Cristina Pires; and his mistress, Bruna Oliveira da Silva.

The three allegedly had plans for killing another woman living in the nearby city of Lagoa do Ouro, Fernandes said.



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Re: Be careful where you eat when in Brazil

Postby Victorian Squid » Sun Apr 15, 2012 5:23 pm

They expect to find "at least 10 victims", maybe more.

In court, one of the cannibal women told the police officer she'd sold the empanadas to everyone, even him.

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Re: Be careful where you eat when in Brazil

Postby HNutz » Sun Apr 15, 2012 6:43 pm

That's MESSED UP!!!

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Re: Be careful where you eat when in Brazil

Postby MistaT » Sun Apr 15, 2012 6:48 pm

Now, I am hungry. :?

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Re: Be careful where you eat when in Brazil

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Re: Be careful where you eat when in Brazil

Postby Royal Nonesuch » Sun Apr 15, 2012 11:32 pm

Empanadas are delicious. Even when made with human meat.

Also, throw some prostitution and a bed & breakfast in there, and this is almost the plot of Eating Raoul.
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Re: Be careful where you eat when in Brazil

Postby achilles » Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:18 am

The worst part of eating in Brazil is when you eat at the local McDonald's there and expect a nice Big Mac made from one of the local beach hotties, but instead get a pink slime burger made from "odds and ends" and ammonia gas. :x :smt013 I hate it when that happens!

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Re: Be careful where you eat when in Brazil

Postby Chesscub » Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:27 am

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Re: Be careful where you eat when in Brazil

Postby IvCNuB4 » Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:05 pm

Sadly, the guy could be kinda hot :twisted:
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Re: Be careful where you eat when in Brazil

Postby b.lumpkin » Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:21 pm

Around here I think they put nutrea rat in the empanadas. I think I'd prefer ladymeat

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Re: Be careful where you eat when in Brazil

Postby CountD » Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:30 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:They expect to find "at least 10 victims", maybe more.

In court, one of the cannibal women told the police officer she'd sold the empanadas to everyone, even him.


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Re: Be careful where you eat when in Brazil

Postby Chesscub » Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:35 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:Sadly, the guy could be kinda hot :twisted:


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Re: Be careful where you eat when in Brazil

Postby DMM » Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:41 pm

I think I'd throw up if I found out I ate a human empanada.
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Re: Be careful where you eat when in Brazil

Postby GOSD » Mon Apr 16, 2012 2:41 pm

Nuke that country.

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