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Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby J.M. Hunter » Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:48 pm

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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby guitarsmashley » Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:20 pm

If I get this wrapped up, will you eat it?

You want to finish this?
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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby J.M. Hunter » Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:31 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:If I get this wrapped up, will you eat it?

You want to finish this?


Zing!


okay check this.


"Is that Bacon in your pocket?"

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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby Cat-Scratch » Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:33 pm

Is that your chocodile?
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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby Cat-Scratch » Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:34 pm

No, that dress/shirt/pants do make you look fat.
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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby Cat-Scratch » Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:40 pm

Is that a small meal combo?
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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby pastajoe » Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:56 pm

When's the baby due?

Can you see your penis?

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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby Timbales » Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:59 pm

real answer for women - "You have such a pretty face"
However, Liefeld is an enigma wrapped in a pouch-filled, muscular, footless conundrum.
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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby GHERU » Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:00 pm

Hey, Jude, wanna grab some food?
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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:05 pm

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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby GOSD » Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:27 am

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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby Greg » Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:39 am

What's good around here? You should know.
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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby Schlemmer » Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:37 am

Greg wrote:What's good around here? You should know.

:lol:
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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby Lord Simian » Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:49 am

Greg wrote:What's good around here? You should know.


"On second thought, no. Never mind. I don't think you bother worrying about 'good'".
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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby US Agent » Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:05 am

"are you going to finish eating that?"
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