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[Stephen Day]

Tim begins to question Helmet but soon realizes what an idiot he is (moreso than those pesky knights). As he begins to run, Helmet trips and falls. This accidentally activates Mega Maid in orbit and Tim is sucked into her innards.

Winner: Dark Helmet

Feeling victorious, Dark Helmet boards his ship and accidentally (again) triggers Ludicrous Speed; crash landing on the moon.

They make their way to a Lunar Base and open the doors to see:

Commander Buck Murdock

Dark Hemet and Buck Murdock begin by engaging in a battle of wits. After days of futility, Murdock punches Dark Helmet in the face. Helmet falls backward striking the base's self destruct button. It is then that Murdock realizes that his men have abandoned the base, no longer willing to listen to the inane debate. A mad dash for the one remaining escape pod begins. Murdock being more familiar with the layout of the base reaches the pod first and escapes leaving Dark Helmet to blow up with the base.

Murdock's escape pod falls through another portal in time and space and lands on the roof of an old abandoned seaside warehouse and dock. He is rescued and confronted by:



John "Hannibal" Smith of the A-Team

[Miracloman]

Dark Hemet and Buck Murdock begin by engaging in a battle of wits. After days of futility, Murdock punches Dark Helmet in the face. Helmet falls backward striking the base's self destruct button. It is then that Murdock realizes that his men have abandoned the base, no longer willing to listen to the inane debate. A mad dash for the one remaining escape pod begins. Murdock being more familiar with the layout of the base reaches the pod first and escapes leaving Dark Helmet to blow up with the base.

Murdock's escape pod falls through another portal in time and space and lands on the roof of an old abandoned seaside warehouse and dock. He is rescued and confronted by:



John "Hannibal" Smith of the A-Team

Thanks to an extremely ridiculous plan too convoluted to be explained in such limited space Hannibal Smith wins and lit a cigar to celebrate how another "plan comes together".
However he suddenly realizes that somehow he is in some Banana Republic facing a new opponent...
Angus Mac Gyver

[sdsichero]

Thanks to an extremely ridiculous plan too convoluted to be explained in such limited space Hannibal Smith wins and lit a cigar to celebrate how another "plan comes together".
However he suddenly realizes that somehow he is in some Banana Republic facing a new opponent...
Angus Mac Gyver

The dictator of the banana republic offers a big prize for the one who can come up with the best invention made out of coconuts, rope, and chewing gum. Being the expert of course MacGyver wins. Unfortunately, the prize was a forced marriage to the dictator's daughter and forced residence on the island.

Hannibal steals a raft and sails off.

Loser but the Winner: John "Hannibal" Smith

The raft comes ashore near the airport in Bimini

And meets Dr. Hannibal Lecter

[Stephen Day]

The dictator of the banana republic offers a big prize for the one who can come up with the best invention made out of coconuts, rope, and chewing gum. Being the expert of course MacGyver wins. Unfortunately, the prize was a forced marriage to the dictator's daughter and forced residence on the island.

Hannibal steals a raft and sails off.

Loser but the Winner: John "Hannibal" Smith

The raft comes ashore near the airport in Bimini

And meets Dr. Hannibal Lecter

Damn, that's a tough one to figure out, but here's my best guess.

Both foes create elaborate plans to outwit the other, that take them to an isolated village in the middle of the island. The two plans come to their fruition, seeing Hannibal Lecter victorious. He them makes a healthy meal out of his enemy and smokes a cigar in honour of his fallen foe.

Fearing that the authorities will be hot on his heals after eating Hannibal Smith, Lecter heads to San Piedro Island. Days after he steps foot on the island he is confronted by:



Black Jack Savage

It's a bit of an obscure show and I'm not sure if anyone here other than me actually remembers it, so here's a link to the Wikipedia article

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_100_Li ... ack_Savage

[sdsichero]

Damn, that's a tough one to figure out, but here's my best guess.

Both foes create elaborate plans to outwit the other, that take them to an isolated village in the middle of the island. The two plans come to their fruition, seeing Hannibal Lecter victorious. He them makes a healthy meal out of his enemy and smokes a cigar in honour of his fallen foe.

Fearing that the authorities will be hot on his heals after eating Hannibal Smith, Lecter heads to San Piedro Island. Days after he steps foot on the island he is confronted by:



Black Jack Savage

It's a bit of an obscure show and I'm not sure if anyone here other than me actually remembers it, so here's a link to the Wikipedia article

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_100_Li ... ack_Savage

Lecter was apparently back to being really hungry after making it to the island. Seeing Savage, he starts to salivate and starts the chase. After a winding chase, Savage passes upon a tree and stops to huff and puff. Lecter pounces on him, opens up for a bite and is suddenly transported to hell. "Snark bait" Savage says.

Winner: Black Jack Savage

Savage makes his way back to his castle but realizes it is a totally different castle upon entrance. He's inside the abandoned time-lost Thunderbolts base.

Empty? Sorry, it was empty except for one person: Ghost

[Stephen Day]

Lecter was apparently back to being really hungry after making it to the island. Seeing Savage, he starts to salivate and starts the chase. After a winding chase, Savage passes upon a tree and stops to huff and puff. Lecter pounces on him, opens up for a bite and is suddenly transported to hell. "Snark bait" Savage says.

Winner: Black Jack Savage

Savage makes his way back to his castle but realizes it is a totally different castle upon entrance. He's inside the abandoned time-lost Thunderbolts base.

Empty? Sorry, it was empty except for one person: Ghost

Both combatants being insubstantial makes for a very uninteresting looking fight, but a tough mental one. Both men circle each other trying to figure out how to even hurt the other. Suddenly Savage realizes that he's been away from his own castle for too long as the Snarks come for him and drag him to hell. The Ghost simply watches it all happen.

Walking outside, Ghost realizes that he is in New York -- in Central Park to be exact. Coming toward him is:



Dr Egon Spengler

[Miracloman]

Both combatants being insubstantial makes for a very uninteresting looking fight, but a tough mental one. Both men circle each other trying to figure out how to even hurt the other. Suddenly Savage realizes that he's been away from his own castle for too long as the Snarks come for him and drag him to hell. The Ghost simply watches it all happen.

Walking outside, Ghost realizes that he is in New York -- in Central Park in to exact. Coming toward him is:



Dr Egon Spengler

A "ghost" versus a Ghostbuster.Do we need to say more?
Winner
Egon Spengler
The use of the proton pack opens a worm whole that transport the doctor to the corridors of The Pentagon security alarms start to blare attracting the attention of none other than...

Jack Bauer

[sdsichero]

Realizing that he still has his unregistered nuclear device active on his back, Egon switches it off, almost making Bauer shoot him. Suddenly Egon is surrounded by 50 eggheads asking him all kinds of questions about the technology he's hefting around. Immensely pleased, Egon begins an hours-long lecture about his theories and applications of the technology.

Jack Bauer wins by escaping the long winded talk within 15 minutes.

Being distracted by that lecture, Jack walks into the shrinking wormhole and ends up in the nearly abandoned Nakatomi Building

Clearly there is a conflict going on here and from behind an office desk pops up: John McClane

[Stephen Day]

Realizing that he still has his unregistered nuclear device active on his back, Egon switches it off, almost making Bauer shoot him. Suddenly Egon is surrounded by 50 eggheads asking him all kinds of questions about the technology he's hefting around. Immensely pleased, Egon begins an hours-long lecture about his theories and applications of the technology.

Jack Bauer wins by escaping the long winded talk within 15 minutes.

Being distracted by that lecture, Jack walks into the shrinking wormhole and ends up in the nearly abandoned Nakatomi Building

Clearly there is a conflict going on here and from behind an office desk pops up: John McClane

After McClane mistakes Bauer for one of the terrorists who have taken over the building, a gunfight ensues. It attracts the attention of the real terrorists who all die when Bauer and McClane team up to defeat them. With their foes all dead, the two heroes decide to play rock, paper, scissors -- McClane wins when he choses rock while Bauer choses scissors.

McClane is then sucked through a small wormhole. He falls through and lands next to a small oasis somewhere in the Sahara Desert. Awaiting him is:



Sub-Zero

[Kolimar]

John dodges Sub-Zero's first attack, kicks him in the nuts, bits his nose off and, as the coup de grace, uses his fatality: BURRITO FART. Sub-Zero's brain melts while he vomits and aspirates his own puke choking to death. Flawless victory! John drinks some water, fills up a canteen he found abandoned by the water and starts walking. 7 days later he falls asleep still in the middle of the desert only to die and wake up in Death's playroom. Death just wants to beat somebody at Battleship. He's still sore for losing against Bill & Ted.

[Stephen Day]

John dodges Sub-Zero's first attack, kicks him in the nuts, bits his nose off and, as the coup de grace, uses his fatality: BURRITO FART. Sub-Zero's brain melts while he vomits and aspirates his own puke choking to death. Flawless victory! John drinks some water, fills up a canteen he found abandoned by the water and starts walking. 7 days later he falls asleep still in the middle of the desert only to die and wake up in Death's playroom. Death just wants to beat somebody at Battleship. He's still sore for losing against Bill & Ted.

After hours, McClane shouts, "you sank my battleship!" and Death cries out in victory. Death then sends McClane off to his place in the after life and walks through a nearby door, emerging on Bourbon Street in New Orleans at the height of Mardi Gras. Sometime later that evening he finds himself face to face with:



Rocky Balboa

[sdsichero]

After hours, McClane shouts, "you sank my battleship!" and Death cries out in victory. Death then sends McClane off to his place in the after life and walks through a nearby door, emerging on Bourbon Street in New Orleans at the height of Mardi Gras. Sometime later that evening he finds himself face to face with:



Rocky Balboa

Strength really isn't Death's strong suit, so he challenges Rocky to a game of Twister. If Rocky wins, Mickey comes back. Rocky agrees, though he isn't that flexible. Death spins and he ends up under Rocky, his feet right by Rocky's face. Rocky reels from Death's athlete's foot (about the only thing athletic about him) and passes out. This puts the squeeze on Death. It isn't over as Rocky faintly hears the chants from Mickey, Rocky struggles to stand. Being nearly crushed to... death... and smelling the foul raw egg emissions of Rocky, Death surrenders. Mickey was actually yelling to Rocky that he doesn't want to come back as he's got a good thing going.

Winner: Rocky Balboa

Depressed a bit Rocky stumbles past a boxing facility he's never seen before. It was a bit odd it was kind of misty on an otherwise clear day. Feeling he needed a workout, Rocky steps in to the boxing ring and he hears the bell's "ding ding". He sees a poster on the wall: "Rocky vs. Rocky"

Out of the shadows steps: Rocky Davis


(sorry couldn't find a picture of him in his prime)

[Stephen Day]

Strength really isn't Death's strong suit, so he challenges Rocky to a game of Twister. If Rocky wins, Mickey comes back. Rocky agrees, though he isn't that flexible. Death spins and he ends up under Rocky, his feet right by Rocky's face. Rocky reels from Death's athlete's foot (about the only thing athletic about him) and passes out. This puts the squeeze on Death. It isn't over as Rocky faintly hears the chants from Mickey, Rocky struggles to stand. Being nearly crushed to... death... and smelling the foul raw egg emissions of Rocky, Death surrenders. Mickey was actually yelling to Rocky that he doesn't want to come back as he's got a good thing going.

Winner: Rocky Balboa

Depressed a bit Rocky stumbles past a boxing facility he's never seen before. It was a bit odd it was kind of misty on an otherwise clear day. Feeling he needed a workout, Rocky steps in to the boxing ring and he hears the bell's "ding ding". He sees a poster on the wall: "Rocky vs. Rocky"

Out of the shadows steps: Rocky Davis


(sorry couldn't find a picture of him in his prime)

I see this one being a first round KO for Rocky Balboa to tell the truth.

Rocky steps out of the ring not even having broken a sweat. He walks to the showers, which are filled with mist so thick that he has trouble seeing. The mists soon clear and he finds himself in a snow covered, evergeen tree filled forest. Soon after he hears somebody walking through the woods towards him. The trees part and he sees:



The White Witch

[sdsichero]

I see this one being a first round KO for Rocky Balboa to tell the truth.

Rocky steps out of the ring not even having broken a sweat. He walks to the showers, which are filled with mist so thick that he has trouble seeing. The mists soon clear and he finds himself in a snow covered, evergeen tree filled forest. Soon after he hears somebody walking through the woods towards him. The trees part and he sees:



The White Witch

This is Narnia right?

Though a woman, he sees this 7 foot Amazonian dressed "funny" as a threat, so he throw the first punch. Luckily for Rocky, it appears she is in the Wood where much of her power is gone. Not all of her power though, so with a word, Rocky is vanquished.

Winner: The White Witch

The spell she cast also had the side effect of transporting Jadis to New York. Walking through the manicured bushes, she sees a large statue, certainly of mythological beings. Two men with wings on their heads, a tiny woman with wings, an armored man and two giants. On this mansion's grounds s then sees a red blur. Around the shrub appears:

The Scarlet Witch

[Stephen Day]

This is Narnia right?

Though a woman, he sees this 7 foot Amazonian dressed "funny" as a threat, so he throw the first punch. Luckily for Rocky, it appears she is in the Wood where much of her power is gone. Not all of her power though, so with a word, Rocky is vanquished.

Winner: The White Witch

The spell she cast also had the side effect of transporting Jadis to New York. Walking through the manicured bushes, she sees a large statue, certainly of mythological beings. Two men with wings on their heads, a tiny woman with wings, an armored man and two giants. On this mansion's grounds s then sees a red blur. Around the shrub appears:

The Scarlet Witch

Already weakened by the fact that she is no longer in a cold environment, the White Witch tries a series of spells which prove to be ineffective. The Scarlet Witch's spells prove to be more effective and she renders the White Witch unconscious very quickly.

While examining the White Witch, unexpected magical effects begin to go off. Looking around she finds herself alone, atop a tall stone tower - the top is about 20 feet in diameter. Above her, flying in her direction, she sees:



Prince Vultan