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guitarsmashley
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by guitarsmashley » Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:02 pm
J.M. Hunter wrote:
Oh man, I got some secrets.
Their hormones are all screwed up, you'll get sex, but then then end up more selfish than a man. Trust me. You'll get it, but on their terms, when their damn good and ready!
The first trimester she was constantly queasy. The second she spent most of with a sinus infection. The third was just hell..
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.
I feel like a condemned building with a brand new flag pole.
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guitarsmashley
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by guitarsmashley » Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:03 pm
oh and the worst thing you can say? Are you due yet?
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.
I feel like a condemned building with a brand new flag pole.
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US Agent
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by US Agent » Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:14 am
"In the case of your unborn baby... you are not the mother!"
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Herald
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by Herald » Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:14 pm
"A few months of SlimFast will take that right off."
"I see another whale washed ashore..."
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Benderbrau
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by Benderbrau » Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:15 pm
Now take your shoes off and get in the kitchen
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Cat-Scratch
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by Cat-Scratch » Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:25 pm
Is that kid or an alien you've got in there?
Meet a face hunger recently?
Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
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Cat-Scratch
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by Cat-Scratch » Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:29 pm
Benderbrau wrote:Now take your shoes off and get in the kitchen
Your wife really needs to post here. After she's makes you that sandwich.
Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.／人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人＼
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Chesscub
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by Chesscub » Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:04 pm
Did the condom break?
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Benderbrau
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by Benderbrau » Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:07 pm
Here's a coat hanger. You know what to do.
"Dude, I bow down to you, you are the worlds greatest ballbuster." -
Jude Terror"Sorry, nate! I think you automatically lose all arguments from now on, simply due to the fact that the only person willing to back you up is batshit insane!" -
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Timbales
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by Timbales » Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:30 pm
When your navel is bursting out like that, does it mean the baby is done? like the pop-up timer on a turkey?
However, Liefeld is an enigma wrapped in a pouch-filled, muscular, footless conundrum.
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Log-Man
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by Log-Man » Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:33 pm
"Is it yours?"
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covalesky
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by covalesky » Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:52 pm
Do you even know who the father is?
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Benderbrau
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by Benderbrau » Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:54 pm
I always knew you'd be a mom some day, I just never thought you'd know who the father is.
"Dude, I bow down to you, you are the worlds greatest ballbuster." -
Jude Terror"Sorry, nate! I think you automatically lose all arguments from now on, simply due to the fact that the only person willing to back you up is batshit insane!" -
Dragavon"Everything I know I learned from reading your posts." -
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Chesscub
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by Chesscub » Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:54 pm
Will you name the baby SIDS?
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HNutz
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by HNutz » Wed Apr 18, 2012 6:06 pm
"No, we don't mind working harder to pick up your slack."
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