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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby Muppetesque » Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:15 am

"I could fit four of me into these."

"The only things on this menu are deep fat fried... I want real food"

"I'm keeping you close if there's a Zombie apocalypse - I can so outrun you"

Thes statements are why Jude makes slut jokes at my expense. :oops:
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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby Timbales » Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:19 am

Would you like french fries or broccoli as your side?
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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby Herald » Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:04 pm

"Could you watch this plate of fried chicken for me?? I'll be right back!"

"You know, I can eat a whole large pizza, and not gain any weight! How about you??"
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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby Benderbrau » Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:14 pm

Maybe you should wait for the next elevator
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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby Cat-Scratch » Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:22 pm

Have you ever met a food you did not like and consume in mass quantities?
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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby Cat-Scratch » Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:23 pm

Muppetesque wrote:"I could fit four of me into these."

"The only things on this menu are deep fat fried... I want real food"

"I'm keeping you close if there's a Zombie apocalypse - I can so outrun you"

Thes statements are why Jude makes slut jokes at my expense. :oops:


Were you also wearing the clothing item at the time in front of him?
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Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby Benderbrau » Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:24 pm

How would you feel about coding a comic book forum?
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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby Timbales » Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:39 pm

How many action figures do you own?
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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby Rockman » Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:51 pm

Hey Jude let's get dinner, my treat
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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby covalesky » Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:56 pm

You should do a diet
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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby Muppetesque » Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:09 pm

Rockman wrote:Hey Jude let's get dinner, my treat



:lol: :lol: :lol:
eyp wrote:you should start following nerdygirl's advice.

CountD wrote:you were prettier in person, too.

Epidemic_Spider wrote:So you admit I'm more fun than Nieto :groucho:
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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

Postby Arion » Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:17 pm

pastajoe wrote:
Can you see your penis?

Who ties your shoes for you?


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Re: Things No one should say to Fat People?

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