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by **Stalzer2002** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:25 am

The President wrote:
Yeah but now people will be ready for him and he won't be playing with a bunch of fucking idiots.

Do you think guys like Boston Rob or Russell would take his shit?

Considering that teaming up with the biggest asshole on the island is a fairly effective strategy, yes. Hell, Colton might just be the only contestant that Russell could beat in a final tribal counsel.

by **Doc Jon** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:41 am

Stalzer2002 wrote:
Considering that teaming up with the biggest asshole on the island is a fairly effective strategy, yes. Hell, Colton might just be the only contestant that Russell could beat in a final tribal counsel.

Agreed. I could see him making it far because he is such an asshole. WHy not let him incur all the hate, because he does make it personal.

I do think that he would have been voted out at some point because he would piss off the wrong person, though.

by **leechjudd** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:45 pm

I'm not in favor of kicking somebody when they're down but on this case I totally support it. That asian chick should have punched that guy in the stomach and threw him in the fire like he was saying earlier. All the members of that tribe need to be thrown in too, nobody has the balls to stand up that guy, especially that hawaiian dude acting all tough after the fact they already lost colton.
All these years, this is the first time that I don't have anyone to root for, they are all stupid douches and bitches! maybe, taht asian chick coz she's an underdog now, but still I don't see her going far if she doesn't recruit other people to get the numbers.
And agree on the other posts that boston rob, coach, russel would eat these folks alive! Seems like nobody in this batch watch this show or just acting/ are stupid.

by **ThirtyFiveMinutesAgo** » Sun Mar 25, 2012 6:23 am

Colton's time on Survivor was very similar to Boston Rob's first time:

-many confessionals where he insults other players
-ran the main allliance on his tribe
-portrayed as lazy
-biggest character of the season pre-merge despite missing the jury
-one boot short of making the jury.

Boston Rob did have two black people in his alliance though.

So I would expect to see Colton back at least two more times unless the show is cancelled before 2015. But he should have a much harder path to the final tribal council than Boston Rob because there might be a target on him much like the ones on Hatch and Tina in Survivor: All-Stars.

by **ReturnoftheMack** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:42 am

Can someone explain to me what happened tonight?

[Reveal] Spoiler: Click to Expand

Christina and Aliscia voted for Tarzan.
The other guys voted for Mike.
Tarzan and Mike voted for Christina.

Did the other girls tell Christina and Aliscia to vote for Tarzan to throw the other guys off?

by **Stalzer2002** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:25 am

The President wrote:Can someone explain to me what happened tonight?
[Reveal] Spoiler: Click to Expand
Christina and Aliscia voted for Tarzan.
The other guys voted for Mike.
Tarzan and Mike voted for Christina.

Did the other girls tell Christina and Aliscia to vote for Tarzan to throw the other guys off?

Nope. I can't figure it out either. I mean, they had to know about voting out Mike because Chelsea told Jay about it right in front of them.

by **Doc Jon** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:54 am

This has to be the dumbest group of Survivors I've pretty much seen play this game.

Only Kim seems to know what's going on.

by **Amoebas** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:30 pm

It's an embarressing season. Troyzan was 100% on that the 5 needed to unite against the 4.

That Kristin & Alicia think they're part of the 4 is just comical.

And Tarzan voting for Lief is just pure stupidity.

I hope Troyzan runs the table (and that Chelsea goes topless).

by **Stalzer2002** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:52 pm

I don't know, it seems to me that the minority tribe and the people on the outskirts of the majority blissfully walk to their doom one by one every single season. I don't see how these people are any dumber than the ones who never considered voting out Rob or Coach in the last two seasons.

On the other hand, I can't understand why Troyzan didn't immediately bid $500 on the immunity advantage and why Christina didn't immediately take advantage and bid $500 herself. So yeah, they're still a collection of idiots.

Oh, and this is something I called a couple of years ago...Russell has his own reality show.

http://www.aetv.com/news/a-e-presents-' ... z-17206990

by **leechjudd** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:34 pm

only kim and troyzan has a little sense in them. I laughed at the other girl's logic, that if Leif, tarzan, etc.. would switch, they could still vote troyzan off! lol what a dumbass

by **Stalzer2002** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 3:28 pm

leechjudd wrote:only kim and troyzan has a little sense in them. I laughed at the other girl's logic, that if Leif, tarzan, etc.. would switch, they could still vote troyzan off! lol what a dumbass

I think her logic was sound, it was just poorly articulated. If you're Christina and Alicia, you don't want to go to a final five with Troyzan/Tarzan/Leif anymore than you want to go to a final six with Kim/Chelsea/Sabrina/Kat. You're still in a minority in the end, and even if they make it to the final, there's very little chance of beating Troyzan, who at that point would be very likely to make an immunity run.

by **Doc Jon** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 3:48 pm

Stalzer2002 wrote:I don't know, it seems to me that the minority tribe and the people on the outskirts of the majority blissfully walk to their doom one by one every single season. I don't see how these people are any dumber than the ones who never considered voting out Rob or Coach in the last two seasons.

On the other hand, I can't understand why Troyzan didn't immediately bid $500 on the immunity advantage and why Christina didn't immediately take advantage and bid $500 herself. So yeah, they're still a collection of idiots.

Oh, and this is something I called a couple of years ago...Russell has his own reality show.

http://www.aetv.com/news/a-e-presents-' ... z-17206990

But I could see some logic there. Look at COach. He pissed people off and he didn't get votes at the end, so going with him worked. Because he didn't really do what he preached, and it upset the people that he voted off.

I could see someone making this argument with Boston Rob as well since he has a personality that can be abrasive at times.

With this group, they just seem like idiots. No one is even that subtle. The people on the bottom, like Christina, are obviously on the bottom. Did she just forget that how fucking terrible Alicia was to her? In Survivor time, that was like a week ago.

I was kind of rooting for her, but she just seems clueless at this point.

Same with Tarzan. If it hasn't become painfully apparent to him that this is a girl's alliance and that he had an actual more to make, then I have no idea what he's thinking. And how the fuck does a plastic surgeon need $500?

They really are just clueless. In past seasons, I could see how some people may have been fooled or whatnot. This group, from being led by Colton up to now are just terrible players.

by **TheLurker** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:32 pm

I think it was someone on Entertainment Weekly that speculated that Tarzan might actually have a plan. Think about it. Kim is smart enough to try and get to final three with Chelsea and Tarzan. Or maybe one of the women will want to take Tarzan to the final two, because he is so damn annoying. But the jury is still mostly men. Tarzan is an actual doctor, so we have to assume he has some sort of brain. It is possible he is smarter than he is letting on, and he can give a well-worded speech to the jury, thus getting some votes/showing them what his strategy was. With the men's votes and maybe Christina or Alicia (who might want to piss off the women that didn't let them into the real alliance) Tarzan could win it all.

by **Doc Jon** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:58 pm

TheLurker wrote:I think it was someone on Entertainment Weekly that speculated that Tarzan might actually have a plan. Think about it. Kim is smart enough to try and get to final three with Chelsea and Tarzan. Or maybe one of the women will want to take Tarzan to the final two, because he is so damn annoying. But the jury is still mostly men. Tarzan is an actual doctor, so we have to assume he has some sort of brain. It is possible he is smarter than he is letting on, and he can give a well-worded speech to the jury, thus getting some votes/showing them what his strategy was. With the men's votes and maybe Christina or Alicia (who might want to piss off the women that didn't let them into the real alliance) Tarzan could win it all.

That would really surprise me, since it doesn't seem like he's played any role so far and has just been tagging along. THat rarely wins.

He hasn't helped the tribe win. He hasn't won anything individually. And he hasn't made any move. Yes, that can get you to the final three, but he's just reminding me of Phillip, the "Specialist". He may get there, but he didn't warrant any votes.

by **ReturnoftheMack** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:34 pm

I agree with Jon. Usually there are 1-2 stupid people per season. This year, the smartest person is Kim and even she is pretty dumb.

Tarzan, Christina, Aliscia and Kim are so stupid it's not even funny.

My only hope is that Troyzan is trying to be a dick in hope that he is taken to the final because he is being way more of an ass than he was.

And I really hate the "dead man walking" players. People who don't make bold moves suck.