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Geek questions

Postby Timbales » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:14 am

A thread to ask and answer those geek/nerd questions related to comics, sci-fi and other genres that most normal people don't bother thinking about.

Such as: when Orions tan or get sun-burnt, does their skin get greener?
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Re: Geek questions

Postby Benderbrau » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:18 am

It's been stated that Starfleet personnel wear universal translators and that's why all the different aliens sound like they speak the same language then why does Chekov have an accent?
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Re: Geek questions

Postby Timbales » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:24 am

Jean-Luc Picard is French, why does he have an English accent?
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Re: Geek questions

Postby Benderbrau » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:26 am

Where did Peter Parker learn to knit spandex?


Can you knit spandex? :?
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Re: Geek questions

Postby Timbales » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:39 am

Why do people say Anne Hathaway looks silly as Catwoman in a movie where a guy dressed like an armored vampire?
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Re: Geek questions

Postby spidertour02 » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:43 am

Benderbrau wrote:It's been stated that Starfleet personnel wear universal translators and that's why all the different aliens sound like they speak the same language then why does Chekov have an accent?


For that matter, why are some Klingon words heard in Klingon (e.g. "Qapla'!") while the rest are heard in English? Everybody knows what Qapla' means, so why is it not understood by the universal translator?
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Re: Geek questions

Postby Benderbrau » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:46 am

What's the economic level of a world like where the frivolous status of "rich playboy" still means you have enough money to build your team a mansion with built in defenses, and moon base and or orbiting space station and a fleet of aircraft and all their requisite supplies?
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Re: Geek questions

Postby Timbales » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:48 am

Benderbrau wrote:What's the economic level of a world like where the frivolous status of "rich playboy" still means you have enough money to build your team a mansion with built in defenses, and moon base and or orbiting space station and a fleet of aircraft and all their requisite supplies?


and you don't use any of that tech to help with real world issues - just fight people in clown make-up
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Re: Geek questions

Postby Benderbrau » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:50 am

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For that matter, why are some Klingon words heard in Klingon (e.g. "Qapla'!") while the rest are heard in English? Everybody knows what Qapla' means, so why is it not understood by the universal translator?

Maybe it's one of those words that has become part of the common lexicon the way we might say "gracias" even though we aren't actually speaking in Spanish. So it's included in the universal translator.
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Re: Geek questions

Postby Chesscub » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:54 am

Why do birds suddenly appear anytime you appear?

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Re: Geek questions

Postby Benderbrau » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:56 am

Why do phone supports have options for English and Spanish but no options for any of the dozens of other languages people might speak?
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Re: Geek questions

Postby GHERU » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:58 am

how do the kids in South Park travel all the time without a parent's consent?
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Re: Geek questions

Postby Benderbrau » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:59 am

Is Iceman gay?
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Re: Geek questions

Postby GHERU » Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:02 am

what part of Cybertronian technology made it so that the Transformers could change their overall size as well as shape
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Re: Geek questions

Postby Chesscub » Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:03 am

Benderbrau wrote:Why do phone supports have options for English and Spanish but no options for any of the dozens of other languages people might speak?


Why is there Braille at a drive up ATM?

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