AVXVP: Round One
In this thread, we will pit one Avenger vs. one X-Man vs. one My Little Pony. Posters will post who they think would win in a three-way,* and why. I will choose the winner of each match based both on number of votes AND the creativity of your explanation. We will have one match for every pony listed here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_My ... characters
I will post the character biographies of the ponies here, but you can look up the Avengers and X-Men yourself if you don't already know.
At the end of the matchups, we will pit the winners against each other, and by the time we are done, we will know who is the best - Avengers, X-Men, or Ponies - and also which of you need to be placed on FBI watch lists. So sort of like The Arena (TM Bubbakanoosh), but sexier/creepier.
I will turn this into some kind of front page article at the end for an apocalypse of unique hits.
*battle, you pervsFirst Matchup: Twilight Sparkle vs. Dr. Strange vs. StormTwilight Sparkle is a unicorn pony with a lavender body and an indigo mane and tail with pink and purple streaks running through them. She is the primary protagonist of the series, and is based mostly on the Generation 1 unicorn pony named Twilight from the 1984 My Little Pony TV special (retitled "Rescue at Midnight Castle" in the syndicated My Little Pony 'n Friends) and the Generation 3 earth pony named Twilight Twinkle. Extremely gifted with magic, she is Princess Celestia's protégée, once considered knowledge more important than friendship. When in danger of Nightmare Moon's prophecy, Princess Celestia sent her to Ponyville to learn the importance of friendship, which proved invaluable in her confrontation with Nightmare Moon. She decides to stay in Ponyville and study friendship with her mentor's blessings. Twilight studies extensively and takes an organized, analytical approach to solving problems. She also sometimes appears to have an insecure side in some of the episodes when it comes to fitting in. Unlike other unicorn ponies, Twilight can perform a wide variety of magic, including teleportation on occasions. Her spirit represents the element of magic. She has an older brother named Shining Armor, the captain of the Canterlot Royal Guard. In "Owl's Well That Ends Well", she gained a pet horned owl named Owloysius.
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