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Re: "Batman is Very, Very Gay" - Grant Morrison

Postby Royal Nonesuch » Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:25 pm

Rockman wrote:Punchy hit the nail on the head I think.

He was making a joke, or at least I hope he is.

I'm just surprised he would make a joke like that, it's not something you see very often these days.


For what it's worth, Grant Morrison throws a joke like this into interviews a lot. At one point he advocated a return to using young children as chimney sweeps, for example. It's just what he does.
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Re: "Batman is Very, Very Gay" - Grant Morrison

Postby Miracloman » Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:59 pm

I had learned not to take the opinions of comic books writers who may be otherwise brilliants but rather out of touch with reality or a little too high on themselves seriously.
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Re: "Batman is Very, Very Gay" - Grant Morrison

Postby sdsichero » Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:10 pm

Doc Jon wrote:Disagree.

Bruce has issues that would need a team of psychiatrists and go way beyond the death of his parents, but I doubt the "gay" factor.


Like Morrison said, just very cheery.

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Re: "Batman is Very, Very Gay" - Grant Morrison

Postby Jubilee » Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:49 pm

Grant Morrison is fantastic. By far and away the best writer at DC.

He's very funny and his take on the character is awesome. Hell it's interesting, he manages to make Batman comics interesting (and superman comics!). He's awesome.

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Re: "Batman is Very, Very Gay" - Grant Morrison

Postby IvCNuB4 » Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:49 pm

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Re: "Batman is Very, Very Gay" - Grant Morrison

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:02 pm

"Unearned smugness." :lol:

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Re: "Batman is Very, Very Gay" - Grant Morrison

Postby Strict31 » Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:48 pm

Regulator wrote:The better question is, what do people get out of assigning various levels of "gayness" to something?


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Re: "Batman is Very, Very Gay" - Grant Morrison

Postby Jubilee » Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:51 pm

Unearned smugness!

Ahahahaha! I missed that!
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Re: "Batman is Very, Very Gay" - Grant Morrison

Postby Arion » Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:00 pm

Very, very gay indeed.
What's wrong with that?

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Re: "Batman is Very, Very Gay" - Grant Morrison

Postby Jubilee » Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:07 pm

Arion wrote:Very, very gay indeed.
What's wrong with that?


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Re: "Batman is Very, Very Gay" - Grant Morrison

Postby Arion » Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:15 pm

Jubilee wrote:Grant Morrison is fantastic. By far and away the best writer at DC.

He's very funny and his take on the character is awesome. Hell it's interesting, he manages to make Batman comics interesting (and superman comics!). He's awesome.


Well said.

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Re: "Batman is Very, Very Gay" - Grant Morrison

Postby SuperginraiX » Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:52 pm

Punchy wrote:I don't see why you guys are getting annoyed at this, pretty much every comics fan has made a 'Batman is gay' joke at one time or another, so why can't Morrison?

It's not like he's turned Batman gay in the comics or anything, he's just commenting on something pretty much the entire world has talked about since the 50s.

It's because Morrison deserves our rage for doing what every jackhole has done with the Batman is gay jokes. They have equated being gay to being a pedophile. This is a disservice to the gay community. And the Wolverine.
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Re: "Batman is Very, Very Gay" - Grant Morrison

Postby fieldy snuts » Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:19 pm

While his view on Batman is up for debate, his take on Wonder Woman hit the nail right on the head:

Morrison: “William Moulton Marston, the guy who created Wonder Woman, was a noted psychiatrist. He’s the guy who invented the polygraph, the lie detector. He was one of those bohemian free-love guys; he and his wife, Elizabeth, shared a lover, Olive, who was the physical model for Wonder Woman. What he and Elizabeth did was to consider an Amazonian society of women that had been cut off from men for 3,000 years. That developed along the lines of Marston’s most fevered fantasies into a lesbian utopia. Although they’re supposedly a peace-loving culture, all these supergirls’ pursuits seem to revolve around fighting one another, and this mad, ritualistic stuff where girls dress as stags and get chased and tied up and eaten symbolically on a banquet table. The whole thing was lush with bondage and slavery. Wonder Woman was constantly being tied up or shackled—and it was hugely successful. When Marston died in 1947, they got rid of the pervy elements, and instantly sales plummeted. Wonder Woman should be the most sexually attractive, intelligent, potent woman you can imagine. Instead she became this weird cross between the Virgin Mary and Mary Tyler Moore that didn’t even appeal to girls.”

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Re: "Batman is Very, Very Gay" - Grant Morrison

Postby Benderbrau » Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:52 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:While his view on Batman is up for debate, his take on Wonder Woman hit the nail right on the head:

Morrison: “William Moulton Marston, the guy who created Wonder Woman, was a noted psychiatrist. He’s the guy who invented the polygraph, the lie detector. He was one of those bohemian free-love guys; he and his wife, Elizabeth, shared a lover, Olive, who was the physical model for Wonder Woman. What he and Elizabeth did was to consider an Amazonian society of women that had been cut off from men for 3,000 years. That developed along the lines of Marston’s most fevered fantasies into a lesbian utopia. Although they’re supposedly a peace-loving culture, all these supergirls’ pursuits seem to revolve around fighting one another, and this mad, ritualistic stuff where girls dress as stags and get chased and tied up and eaten symbolically on a banquet table. The whole thing was lush with bondage and slavery. Wonder Woman was constantly being tied up or shackled—and it was hugely successful. When Marston died in 1947, they got rid of the pervy elements, and instantly sales plummeted. Wonder Woman should be the most sexually attractive, intelligent, potent woman you can imagine. Instead she became this weird cross between the Virgin Mary and Mary Tyler Moore that didn’t even appeal to girls.”

Wow, that take would only be original if he traveled back in time to a point before everyone else on the internet made the same observations.
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Re: "Batman is Very, Very Gay" - Grant Morrison

Postby Timbales » Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:48 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:While his view on Batman is up for debate, his take on Wonder Woman hit the nail right on the head:

Morrison: “William Moulton Marston, the guy who created Wonder Woman, was a noted psychiatrist. He’s the guy who invented the polygraph, the lie detector. He was one of those bohemian free-love guys; he and his wife, Elizabeth, shared a lover, Olive, who was the physical model for Wonder Woman. What he and Elizabeth did was to consider an Amazonian society of women that had been cut off from men for 3,000 years. That developed along the lines of Marston’s most fevered fantasies into a lesbian utopia. Although they’re supposedly a peace-loving culture, all these supergirls’ pursuits seem to revolve around fighting one another, and this mad, ritualistic stuff where girls dress as stags and get chased and tied up and eaten symbolically on a banquet table. The whole thing was lush with bondage and slavery. Wonder Woman was constantly being tied up or shackled—and it was hugely successful. When Marston died in 1947, they got rid of the pervy elements, and instantly sales plummeted. Wonder Woman should be the most sexually attractive, intelligent, potent woman you can imagine. Instead she became this weird cross between the Virgin Mary and Mary Tyler Moore that didn’t even appeal to girls.”


I don't think Wonder Woman should be defined on what sexually excites men.
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