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[Grayson]

Jude Terror, taking advantage of Sakie's honor, offers a handshake that turns into a sneak attack.

I know that I should have hit you with a sneak attack for forgetting about me...

[Thor-El]

Orton beats Kane, I am 2-0 thus far!

[S.F. Jude Terror]

Randy Orton defeats Kane with an RKO on a steel chair (everyone picked this but Zechs).

Championship Match:

The brawls continue until everyone realizes that Zechs is untouched, both in the match and by a woman. Everyone stops fighting and turns to Zechs. Zechs threatens something about smashing "utter" bodies onto tables, but Jude Terror puts a garbage can over his head, and everyone in the ring takes turns beating the can with a Singapore Cane.

Zechs: 0 (1 correct)
Troy: 2
Frag It: 1
GLX: 2
Hunter: 1
Sakie: 1
Jude Terror: 2

Undercard:

RU: 2
Shadow: 1
Misac: 2
Log Man: 2

[Zechs]

HEY!! I thought Kane was overdo for a win!! I mean he has to win sometime.

[Thor-El]

HEY!! I thought Kane was overdo for a win!! I mean he has to win sometime.

Kane beat Orton clean at WM last month, so it was obvious that Orton was getting the win tonight to end this horrible ass storyline.

Oh Cody beat Big Show, I am 3-0 now.

[S.F. Jude Terror]

Cody Rhodes defeats Big Show for the IC Championship when Big Show fats himself through a table (Hunter, Zechs, and Troy get a point).

Championship Match:

As Zechs stumbles around the ring trying to remove the garbage can from his head, Sakie and Jude Terror face off, grudges about to be settled. Before either can act, however, Hunter charges both and delivers a pair of clotheslines with his perfect, muscular arms. At the same time, GLX and Frag it return to their brawl, but Frag It is knocked off his feet by a garbage can to the face when Zechs accidentally stumbles into him. AS GLX laughs, Troy dropkicks him from him behind, and then proceeds to make John Cena hand gestures, getting booed by the crowd as a result. Frag it gets to his feet behind Troy and prepares to punish him for this display, but as Sakie and Jude Terror roll around on the mat in pain, Hunter takes the opportunity to hit Frag It with a steel chair.

Zechs: 1 (2 correct)
Troy: 3
Frag It: 0 (1 correct)
GLX: 2
Hunter: 2
Sakie: 1
Jude Terror: 2

Undercard:

RU: 2
Shadow: 1
Misac: 2
Log Man: 2

[Zechs]

Kane beat Orton clean at WM last month, so it was obvious that Orton was getting the win tonight to end this horrible ass storyline.

Oh Cody beat Big Show, I am 3-0 now.

He did? Damn the story sucked so much I forgot.

[S.F. Jude Terror]

Sheamus defeats Daniel Bryan to retain the World Championship because Sheamus is big and Daniel Bryan is small. (Troy, Frag It, GLX, Hunter, and Jude Terror get points).

Championship match:

Troy is grateful for the save by Hunter, as his John Cena love almost caused him to be attacked from behind (the Greek way) by Frag It. Troy and Hunter share a quiet moment of reflection and mutual respect in the ring as GLX goes after Zechs. Zechs is still dizzy from the garbage can beating (plus probably drunk), so GLX easily gets the better of him and locks in a headlock. Meanwhile, Jude Terror gets to his feet before Sakie and puts the boot to him as he lays on the ground. Frag It finally gets back to his feet and goes after Hunter and Troy, cracking their heads together and opening up with a series of punches, but GLX, having disposed of Zechs, cracks Frag It in the back with a baseball bat!

Zechs: 1 (2 correct)
Troy: 4
Frag It: 0 (2 correct)
GLX: 3
Hunter: 3
Sakie: 1
Jude Terror: 3

Undercard:

RU: 3
Shadow: 2
Misac: 3
Log Man: 3

[Thor-El]

Jude you are booking a much more entertaining side commentary than the actual matches that are going down!

[GHERU]

wait, where's Beth?

[Thor-El]

Punk beats Jericho to retain, 5-0.

[Thor-El]

So since Layla won that match, it gets thrown out and no one gets the points right?

[Log-Man]

Somebody needs to stop Troy, he's running away with it!

[S.F. Jude Terror]

Punk defeats Jericho! My internet goes out and I have to post this from my phone! Zechs, Troy, and Sakie get a point!

Championship match:

Revenge is finally here! Since being slighted by Jude Terror in the match announcement and having his honor taken advantage of, Sakie has been gunning for Jude Terror, ans finally, Terror has nowhere left to run as Sakie corners him. They trade blows AMD Sakie gets the upper hand. When Jude Terror tries to turn the tide with an Irish whip, Sakie counters, hits a series of duplexes and slams, and poses for the crowd as Jude rolls out of the ring. Meanwhile, after an embarassing start, Zechs finally gains some momentum and hits two clotheslines on Frag It and a dropkick on GLX. GLX and Frag It try a double team, throwing Zechs into the ropes, bit Zechs comes back with a double clothesline, sending both men to the floor. Zechs follows. In the ring, Hunter and Troy return to their battle. Hunter tries a rollup which Troy reverses. They trade pin attempts and reversals and Troy barely misses a three count. Shocked, Hunter realizes he may not win this match, and he looks scared. He goes for a chair and tries to use it on Troy, but Troy ducks. The chair bounces off the ropes and hits Hunter in the face. As Hunter staggers, Troy picks up the chair and cracks him right in the head. Dazed, Hunter staggers and falls flat on his face.

Zechs: 2 (3 correct)
Troy: 5
Frag It: 0 (2 correct)
Hunter: 2 (3 correct)
GLX: 3
Sakie: 2
Jude Terror: 3

Undercard:

Ru: 4
Shadow: 2
Misac: 4
Log Man: 3

[S.F. Jude Terror]

So since Layla won that match, it gets thrown out and no one gets the points right?

Interlude:

Suddenly, the match is interrupted as the big screen springs to life. It's a video from earlier today. It's Cat Scratch walking in the parking lot before the match OMG out of nowhere a man on a moose comes riding at him at full speed! Cat Scratch has no time to react! The moose trampled him! Trampled by a moose: the ultimate Canadian insult! The crowd is shocked! Who was driving that moose?!