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If Dan Didio Were In Charge Of Marvel

Postby draco x » Tue May 01, 2012 4:33 pm

Now this topic is primarily for laughs but I am sure some have wondered what would happen if Didio were in charge of Marvel instead of DC. Although some will dread the very idea of that happening, here are some very likely changes that would take place if Didio were at Marvel:

A lot of characters would be dead-Well this is a given from the get-go where Didio is concerned. The characters that would most likely be on the chopping block would be Moon Knight, Luke Cage, Iron-Fist, Black Widow, Spider Woman, Tigra, War Machine, Gambit, Havok, Jarvis, Mary Jane Watson, Ghost Rider and several others too numerous to name

The Scarlet Witch's actions in House Of M would be blamed on a yellow bug like when they brought back Hal a few years ago. Although I didn't mind it with Hal, if they did that with Wanda, that would be just dumb

Red Hulk or Sentry, who are Marvel's equivalent to Superboy Prime would retcon punch things and events out of existence to justify sudden and abrupt changes the fans will hate for the most part

Cyclops who is more and more portrayed as an asshole recently would get made into a full out super-villain under Didio and end up being the X-Men's main villains

Didio and Bendis reveal that they are long-lost twins separated at birth-Ok, I made that one up but that would be funny if that did actually happened.

There are some more I haven't thought out yet but this is what I have for now.

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Re: If Dan Didio Were In Charge Of Marvel

Postby e_galston » Tue May 01, 2012 4:36 pm

uh.. they kind of DID do that with Wanda...
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Re: If Dan Didio Were In Charge Of Marvel

Postby draco x » Tue May 01, 2012 4:37 pm

Sitebreaker wrote:uh.. they kind of DID do that with Wanda...


Exactly. With Didio it would have been worst though.

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Re: If Dan Didio Were In Charge Of Marvel

Postby Miracloman » Tue May 01, 2012 5:27 pm

This weird obsession that you,Herald and Zechs have with Didio is starting to sound rather disturbing.
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Re: If Dan Didio Were In Charge Of Marvel

Postby sdsichero » Tue May 01, 2012 5:35 pm

Rulk = Freight Train
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Re: If Dan Didio Were In Charge Of Marvel

Postby Amoebas » Tue May 01, 2012 5:38 pm

Miracloman wrote:This weird obsession that you,Herald and Zechs have with Didio is starting to sound rather disturbing.

"starting"?

This stuff was disturbing YEARS ago.

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Re: If Dan Didio Were In Charge Of Marvel

Postby sdsichero » Tue May 01, 2012 5:39 pm

Miracloman wrote:This weird obsession that you,Herald and Zechs have with Didio is starting to sound rather disturbing.


Well for Zechs, he thinks he has an L and no second I in his last name...
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Re: If Dan Didio Were In Charge Of Marvel

Postby draco x » Tue May 01, 2012 5:45 pm

Miracloman wrote:This weird obsession that you,Herald and Zechs have with Didio is starting to sound rather disturbing.


This was primarily meant to be a joke thread, bro, and not a mad on for the guy. I will admit I don't agree with a lot of things he does period but no deep-rooted psychological angst towards him by chance. I thought everyone would have thought this was funny from my point of view.

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Re: If Dan Didio Were In Charge Of Marvel

Postby draco x » Tue May 01, 2012 5:46 pm

sdsichero wrote:
Well for Zechs, he thinks he has an L and no second I in his last name...


LMFAO!

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Re: If Dan Didio Were In Charge Of Marvel

Postby draco x » Tue May 01, 2012 5:48 pm

Amoebas wrote:"starting"?

This stuff was disturbing YEARS ago.


There is a difference between obsession and constructive criticism.

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Re: If Dan Didio Were In Charge Of Marvel

Postby draco x » Tue May 01, 2012 5:49 pm

sdsichero wrote:Rulk = Freight Train


Agreed. However, I would say that Freight Train is Rulk and Luke Cage combined.

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Re: If Dan Didio Were In Charge Of Marvel

Postby holtom2000 » Tue May 01, 2012 8:06 pm

Who would they kill and THEN rape?!?

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Re: If Dan Didio Were In Charge Of Marvel

Postby Cat-Scratch » Tue May 01, 2012 8:28 pm

How Didio can do a worse job then Quesada and Bendis.... the house is already burnt to the ground, how do you destroy more so? :smt102
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Re: If Dan Didio Were In Charge Of Marvel

Postby Cat-Scratch » Tue May 01, 2012 8:31 pm

holtom2000 wrote:Who would they kill and THEN rape?!?


The fans...
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Re: If Dan Didio Were In Charge Of Marvel

Postby Zechs » Tue May 01, 2012 8:45 pm

sdsichero wrote:
Well for Zechs, he thinks he has an L and no second I in his last name...


I keep telling you all!! The mustache is just a disguise!! Dan Didio is an alias. LEX LUTHOR ESCAPED THE PAGES OF PRINT!!
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