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Re: Tom Cruise To Replace Hugh Jackman As Van Helsing

Postby Cat-Scratch » Tue May 01, 2012 8:45 pm

You guys... have any of you watched the movie called Vamp?

Vampire peeler bar.

Grace Jones as the lead vampire.

first movie to use the exchange -
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Re: Tom Cruise To Replace Hugh Jackman As Van Helsing

Postby Cernunnos » Tue May 01, 2012 8:46 pm

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I also like Tango and Cash, too. I don't think I've ever seen The Wraith.

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Re: Tom Cruise To Replace Hugh Jackman As Van Helsing

Postby Cat-Scratch » Tue May 01, 2012 8:46 pm

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Is Young Charlie Sheen Knight Rider?

I think I may have to hunt this down....


Lady Simian will not let you after noting that the goddess shows boobies, legs in the film.

More Charlie Sheen Ghost Knight Rider...
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Re: Tom Cruise To Replace Hugh Jackman As Van Helsing

Postby Lord Simian » Tue May 01, 2012 8:48 pm

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Lady Simian will not let you after noting that the goddess shows boobies, legs in the film.

More Charlie Sheen Ghost Knight Rider...


Ooohh... Tiger Blood Ghost Rider.... minus Nicholas Cage. I'm in.


Oh yeah, there's another B-movie I like. Ghost Rider. :groucho:
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Re: Tom Cruise To Replace Hugh Jackman As Van Helsing

Postby Benderbrau » Tue May 01, 2012 8:51 pm

Lord Simian wrote:
Is Young Charlie Sheen Knight Rider?

I think I may have to hunt this down....

Young Charlie Sheen is a ghost who wears as a spacesuit and drives an alien race car that he uses to kill gang members. Take that Citizens Kane!
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Re: Tom Cruise To Replace Hugh Jackman As Van Helsing

Postby Lord Simian » Tue May 01, 2012 8:52 pm

Benderbrau wrote:Young Charlie Sheen is a ghost who wears as a spacesuit and drives an alien race car that he uses to kill gang members. Take that Citizens Kane!


That would be the perfect movie, if Shatner had a role, and there was a bit of Kung Fu.
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Re: Tom Cruise To Replace Hugh Jackman As Van Helsing

Postby Rockman » Tue May 01, 2012 8:53 pm

MI 2 was total garbage.
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Re: Tom Cruise To Replace Hugh Jackman As Van Helsing

Postby Cat-Scratch » Tue May 01, 2012 8:54 pm

Repo-Man.
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Re: Tom Cruise To Replace Hugh Jackman As Van Helsing

Postby Benderbrau » Tue May 01, 2012 9:00 pm

Lord Simian wrote:
That would be the perfect movie, if Shatner had a role, and there was a bit of Kung Fu.

No Shatner but there is a member of the Star Trek family in the cast
[Reveal] Spoiler: Click to Expand
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Re: Tom Cruise To Replace Hugh Jackman As Van Helsing

Postby Zechs » Tue May 01, 2012 9:08 pm

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Wasn't that some 70s porno?


If Kate was in 70s porno then she truly is a vampire.
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Re: Tom Cruise To Replace Hugh Jackman As Van Helsing

Postby Benderbrau » Tue May 01, 2012 9:10 pm

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If Kate was in 70s porno then she truly is a vampire.

Well she was born in 1973
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Re: Tom Cruise To Replace Hugh Jackman As Van Helsing

Postby Cat-Scratch » Tue May 01, 2012 9:11 pm

Zechs wrote:
If Kate was in 70s porno then she truly is a vampire.


I was thinking of the costume you'd have her in... she can suck me anytime... :-D
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Re: Tom Cruise To Replace Hugh Jackman As Van Helsing

Postby Stephen Day » Tue May 01, 2012 9:34 pm

Benderbrau wrote:Young Charlie Sheen is a ghost who wears as a spacesuit and drives an alien race car that he uses to kill gang members. Take that Citizens Kane!


It also has to be pointed out that the gang members that he's hunting down are also the ones who killed him.
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Re: Tom Cruise To Replace Hugh Jackman As Van Helsing

Postby Benderbrau » Tue May 01, 2012 9:43 pm

Damn it, 8 different Wraith videos on youTube and not a single one them allows embedding. Curse you Charlie Sheen. Well here's the best I can do...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqKidQAALuE
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Re: Tom Cruise To Replace Hugh Jackman As Van Helsing

Postby Doc Jon » Tue May 01, 2012 9:48 pm

Lord Simian wrote:
Is Young Charlie Sheen Knight Rider?

I think I may have to hunt this down....


If Knight Rider was crossed with Ghost Rider.

I loved that movie.
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