avengingtitan wrote:cats are fucking evil. They wont get help if you're hurt but they will eat you when you die.
You sound like my best friend IRL!
Now tell me I have that brain disease that cats give humans and it'll be a complete impersonation!
Yes, a cat is evil because it can't dial out to 911 when you hit the floor, or provide CPR... nor can it call out for pizza or chinese food, so they eat your corpse on day three... would you rather be eaten by bugs or rats? You want your kitty to die from hunger?
Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
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