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This is probably true since I at least remember a little of Van Helsing and all I remember was Twilight being boring. I remember all the parodies of Twilight more than the actual movie, especially the SNL one.
Strict31 wrote: Because I have few actual memories of this movie that do not involve The Beckinsale wearing tight leather pants while she shrilly screams something I've chosen not to hear, I just read the wikipedia entry for it.
Shit is crazy. So, he was Abraham Van Helsing, IF he was actually named Gabriel Van Helsing, and was maybe an archangel who created Dracula through his own fuckwittery, which he can't remember. I didn't even remember the werewolf stuff except very vaguely. Wasn't there a Frankenstein in the movie too?
I believe Kate's brother was the werewolf. And Van Helsing becomes a werewolf to defeat Dracula and accidentally kills Kate.
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