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by **Cat-Scratch** » Wed May 02, 2012 1:12 pm

Van Helsing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Twilight

by **IvCNuB4** » Wed May 02, 2012 2:00 pm

Ugh. Tom Cruise as Van Helsing ? The entire fucking movie will be nothing but close-ups of Tom smiling at inappropriate times :roll:

Nor will it have much-anticipated classic moments like this

by **Timbales** » Wed May 02, 2012 2:03 pm

you know what would be better? Ben Stiller as Tom Cruise doing Van Helsing.

by **Doc Jon** » Wed May 02, 2012 2:38 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:Van Helsing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Twilight

This is probably true since I at least remember a little of Van Helsing and all I remember was Twilight being boring. I remember all the parodies of Twilight more than the actual movie, especially the SNL one.

by **Timbales** » Wed May 02, 2012 2:43 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:Van Helsing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Twilight

a swift kick in the balls is better than Twilight

by **Schlemmer** » Wed May 02, 2012 5:05 pm

by **spidertour02** » Wed May 02, 2012 5:18 pm

Universal Studios bosses have signed a two-year deal with Transformers screenwriting duo Alex Kurtzman and Robert Orci

Somebody really needs to take these guys out with a car bomb or something. :smt011

by **Rockman** » Wed May 02, 2012 5:20 pm

spidertour02 wrote:
Somebody really needs to take these guys out with a car bomb or something.

the first Star Trek was a good film.

by **spidertour02** » Wed May 02, 2012 8:25 pm

Rockman wrote:the first Star Trek was a good film.

Somebody really needs to take Rockman out with a car bomb or something. :smt011

by **Greg** » Wed May 02, 2012 8:31 pm

Strict31 wrote:
Because I have few actual memories of this movie that do not involve The Beckinsale wearing tight leather pants while she shrilly screams something I've chosen not to hear, I just read the wikipedia entry for it.

Shit is crazy. So, he was Abraham Van Helsing, IF he was actually named Gabriel Van Helsing, and was maybe an archangel who created Dracula through his own fuckwittery, which he can't remember. I didn't even remember the werewolf stuff except very vaguely. Wasn't there a Frankenstein in the movie too?

I believe Kate's brother was the werewolf. And Van Helsing becomes a werewolf to defeat Dracula and accidentally kills Kate.

by **Zechs** » Wed May 02, 2012 8:41 pm

The best thing I loved about Van Helsing was it's score:

Alan Silvestri turned in such a great one for such a turd movie.

by **Strict31** » Wed May 02, 2012 10:02 pm

Greg wrote:
I believe Kate's brother was the werewolf. And Van Helsing becomes a werewolf to defeat Dracula and accidentally kills Kate.

Another reason to hate Van Helsing. Plus, he couldn't even stop her from being reincarnated as a sexy vampire type bitch. Which...now that I think about it, kinda worked out well.