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Sharks with frickin' laser beams are now a reality

Postby Timbales » Wed May 02, 2012 8:17 pm

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Would Dr. Evil be happy with just one shark that has a frickin' laser beam attached to its dorsal fin? Marine biologist Luke Tipple did just that when he fitted a noninvasive, laser-bearing clamp to a lemon shark at the behest of laser manufacturer Wicked Lasers. Tipple originally wanted to test out a line of clamps and saw attaching the laser to it as an opportunity to gauge both how sharks' reacted to the beams (they were attracted to it) and to track their movements, providing better understanding of how their bodies work. Tipple said the low-powered laser posed no health risk to any animals or divers. But most importantly, we have photographic proof that sharks with laser beams became a reality in our lifetime.
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Re: Sharks with frickin' laser beams are now a reality

Postby bkthomson » Wed May 02, 2012 8:42 pm

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Re: Sharks with frickin' laser beams are now a reality

Postby HNutz » Wed May 02, 2012 8:43 pm

Heh. Pretty cool.

... is there a link or anything?
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Re: Sharks with frickin' laser beams are now a reality

Postby TheLurker » Wed May 02, 2012 8:54 pm

Ummmm, . . . . isn't that the image from the new Prometheus trailer???
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Re: Sharks with frickin' laser beams are now a reality

Postby Timbales » Wed May 02, 2012 8:55 pm

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Postby Benderbrau » Wed May 02, 2012 9:37 pm

This is just how the Mayans said it would happen. :shock:
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Re: Sharks with frickin' laser beams are now a reality

Postby chap22 » Wed May 02, 2012 11:21 pm

Goddammit...fuck you, science!!!
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Re: Sharks with frickin' laser beams are now a reality

Postby Strict31 » Thu May 03, 2012 10:46 am

Timbales wrote:Image


And it has that sweet little lens flare and everything...
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Re: Re: Sharks with frickin' laser beams are now a reality

Postby bkthomson » Thu May 03, 2012 11:25 am

Strict31 wrote:
And it has that sweet little lens flare and everything...

Jj Abrams shot the documentary.
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Re: Re: Sharks with frickin' laser beams are now a reality

Postby Strict31 » Thu May 03, 2012 5:52 pm

bkthomson wrote:Jj Abrams shot the documentary.


That explains the break with continuity. It was lasers on their heads, not their fins.
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Re: Re: Sharks with frickin' laser beams are now a reality

Postby DMM » Thu May 03, 2012 7:37 pm

Strict31 wrote:
That explains the break with continuity. It was lasers on their heads, not their fins.

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