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From the files of "who gives a fuck": Hitler used Cocaine

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From the files of "who gives a fuck": Hitler used Cocaine

Postby Benderbrau » Fri May 04, 2012 9:50 am

Adolf Hitler Was A Secret Cocaine User

Nazi leader Adolf Hitler regularly snorted cocaine, according to newly-released medical documents.

The dictator used the powdered drug to soothe his sinuses and throat, and also suffered other medical problems including embarrassing flatulence.

The details of his health woes are revealed in medical reports provided to the U.S. military by his personal doctors. The documents, along with X-rays of Hitler's skull, have gone up for sale online through Alexander Historical Auctions.

OMG I'm shocked! The man who personal led the way in exterminating thousands of innocent men, women and children did bad drugs?? Oh nooooooooez!!! :roll:
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Re: From the files of "who gives a fuck": Hitler used Cocain

Postby Chesscub » Fri May 04, 2012 10:16 am

But did he snort it off of Eva Braun's butt?

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Re: From the files of "who gives a fuck": Hitler used Cocain

Postby Timbales » Fri May 04, 2012 10:19 am

isn't this around the same time cocaine was in Coca-Cola?
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Re: From the files of "who gives a fuck": Hitler used Cocain

Postby George_Kaplan » Fri May 04, 2012 10:34 am

Oh, Hitler, I'm so disappointed. :smt011

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Re: From the files of "who gives a fuck": Hitler used Cocain

Postby Log-Man » Fri May 04, 2012 10:45 am

Well, there goes my image of Hitler.

Timbales wrote:isn't this around the same time cocaine was in Coca-Cola?

Cocaine was removed in 1903, much earlier.

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Re: From the files of "who gives a fuck": Hitler used Cocain

Postby Timbales » Fri May 04, 2012 10:49 am

Log-Man wrote:Well, there goes my image of Hitler.


Cocaine was removed in 1903, much earlier.


Hitler developed his addiction young
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Re: From the files of "who gives a fuck": Hitler used Cocain

Postby Chesscub » Fri May 04, 2012 10:50 am

You gotta wonder what else he snorted.

C'mon someone had to say it.

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Re: From the files of "who gives a fuck": Hitler used Cocain

Postby Log-Man » Fri May 04, 2012 10:51 am

Timbales wrote:
Hitler developed his addiction young


Then I'm disappointed in his parents for letting him drink Coca Cola as a child. :smt011

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Re: From the files of "who gives a fuck": Hitler used Cocain

Postby Benderbrau » Fri May 04, 2012 10:53 am

Proof positive that Coca Cola is to blame for the holocaust
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Re: From the files of "who gives a fuck": Hitler used Cocain

Postby Keb » Fri May 04, 2012 11:16 am

Kokain ist eine Hölle von einer Droge

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Re: From the files of "who gives a fuck": Hitler used Cocain

Postby Lord Simian » Fri May 04, 2012 11:29 am

Keb wrote:Kokain ist eine Hölle von einer Droge


Did you just say he got the cocaine from Khal Drogo?

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