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[Stephen Day]

Always being "shoot first and ask questions later", Hammer reaches into his jacket to pull out his lover... only to find it is missing. He also notices he is surrounded by the guards. His head still dizzy, he surrenders. On his way to his cell, he slips and causes massive damage to the castle, knocking over relics and tearing down tapestries. Eddard, irritated, lets him flee, hoping he falls into a river.

Winner: Eddard Stark

Irritated, Eddard decides to walk to the garden to let off steam. Entering the garden, he realizes he is no longer on his grounds. Instead, he is inside a room full of arcane machines. There he meets:

Howard Stark

This would be a quick fight as Howard Stark's machines would immobilize the intruder into his lab almost immediately, allowing security to quickly take Eddard Stark away.

Shortly after this happens though, an explosion rocks the lab. When Howard Stark wakes up he finds that he is now in some sort of huge domed greenhouse, located somewhere in Antarctica.

Waking up beside him is:



Sir Robin

[sdsichero]

This would be a quick fight as Howard Stark's machines would immobilize the intruder into his lab almost immediately, allowing security to quickly take Eddard Stark away.

Shortly after this happens though, an explosion rocks the lab. When Howard Stark wakes up he finds that he is now in some sort of huge domed greenhouse, located somewhere in Antarctica.

Waking up beside him is:



Sir Robin

Stark, gets up dazed and confused. He looks up at the strange Sir Robin, who stares at him, mouth agape. "I've seen stranger I guess" Stark thought to himself. He starts to ask Robin if he knows where they are, but Sir Robin up and flees.

Perhaps many a song would be written of this.

The Winner (?): Howard Stark

Stark searches the greenhouse and finds a giant mechanism he thinks might be a door. It opens a portal which he gets sucked into. Stark finds himself falling into a giant room FULL of coins and paper money. Dazed again, he looks up and sees... a bipedal bird with a cleaning machine?

Vs: Gyro Gearloose

[Stephen Day]

Stark, gets up dazed and confused. He looks up at the strange Sir Robin, who stares at him, mouth agape. "I've seen stranger I guess" Stark thought to himself. He starts to ask Robin if he knows where they are, but Sir Robin up and flees.

Perhaps many a song would be written of this.

The Winner (?): Howard Stark

Stark searches the greenhouse and finds a giant mechanism he thinks might be a door. It opens a portal which he gets sucked into. Stark finds himself falling into a giant room FULL of coins and paper money. Dazed again, he looks up and sees... a bipedal bird with a cleaning machine?

Vs: Gyro Gearloose

Howard Stark tries to walk through the piles of gold coin. The going is slow as his feet keep sinking in and he has to fight against the weight of the coins to continue on his way. Gyro sees this and launches himself on a one man autogyro with a boxing gloves attachment on the bottom. He flies to Stark and with one mighty blow from the boxing glove knocks Stark out. Scrooge McDuck, Huey, Duey and Luey all then come to collect Stark and hand him over to the police.

They all then reenter the vault to check on Scrooge's fortune. What they find is a strange swirling vortex that has sucked all of the money down into it. Gyro once again launches himself in the autogyro and enters the vortex. On the other side he finds himself in a cave covered in piles of treasure of all sorts. A sleeping dragon lays on top of the biggest pile. Shortly after Gyro enters the cave and small door opens and into the cave walks:



Yellowbeard

[sdsichero]

Howard Stark tries to walk through the piles of gold coin. The going is slow as his feet keep sinking in and he has to fight against the weight of the coins to continue on his way. Gyro sees this and launches himself on a one man autogyro with a boxing gloves attachment on the bottom. He flies to Stark and with one mighty blow from the boxing glove knocks Stark out. Scrooge McDuck, Huey, Duey and Luey all then come to collect Stark and hand him over to the police.

They all then reenter the vault to check on Scrooge's fortune. What they find is a strange swirling vortex that has sucked all of the money down into it. Gyro once again launches himself in the autogyro and enters the vortex. On the other side he finds himself in a cave covered in piles of treasure of all sorts. A sleeping dragon lays on top of the biggest pile. Shortly after Gyro enters the cave and small door opens and into the cave walks:



Yellowbeard

The door closes and locks behind Yellowbeard, trapping them all inside. Gyro starts to rejigger his autogyro to make it into something that could open the door. The noise, however, wakes the sleeping dragon. The contest becomes one of trying to convince the dragon to eat the other guy. Unfortunately for Gyro, the dragon has a taste for fowl, while he finds Yellowbeard simply foul.

Winner: Yellowbeard

The dragon allows the door to open and Yellowbeard sheepishly crawls out of the cave. Yellowbeard finds himself atop a giant wall. On either side is a sheer, long drop. He hears a gutteral series of words aimed at him. He turns to see...

The Yellow Claw

[MistaT]

The door closes and locks behind Yellowbeard, trapping them all inside. Gyro starts to rejigger his autogyro to make it into something that could open the door. The noise, however, wakes the sleeping dragon. The contest becomes one of trying to convince the dragon to eat the other guy. Unfortunately for Gyro, the dragon has a taste for fowl, while he finds Yellowbeard simply foul.

Winner: Yellowbeard

The dragon allows the door to open and Yellowbeard sheepishly crawls out of the cave. Yellowbeard finds himself atop a giant wall. On either side is a sheer, long drop. He hears a gutteral series of words aimed at him. He turns to see...

The Yellow Claw

The far eastern fighting styles prove too much for Yellowbeard as Yellow Claw deftly out maneuvers his drunken foe easily before raking him across the eyes with his razor sharp claws, blinding the pirate. Blood running in his eyes the mad pirate swings about wildly in hopes of landing a lucky blow, unfortunately he is unable to see how perilously close to the edge of the wall he is and a simple boot to the rear from Yellow Claw is all it takes to send him careening over the edge.

Winner: Yellow Claw

As the eastern warlord watches his mysterious (and smelly) foe fall to his death he too receives a boot to the behind from an unseen assailant sending him over the edge. Moments before he is to hit the ground though Yellow Claw is magically teleported to a new location. He picks himself up trying to gain his senses, but it proves difficult with all the flashing lights. Finally he is able to get his bearings and finds himself in the squared circle in front of thousands of screaming wrestling fans. Across the ring is a young brash fellow who is oddly enough...barefooted.

Kevin Von Erich!!

[sdsichero]

The far eastern fighting styles prove too much for Yellowbeard as Yellow Claw deftly out maneuvers his drunken foe easily before raking him across the eyes with his razor sharp claws, blinding the pirate. Blood running in his eyes the mad pirate swings about wildly in hopes of landing a lucky blow, unfortunately he is unable to see how perilously close to the edge of the wall he is and a simple boot to the rear from Yellow Claw is all it takes to send him careening over the edge.

Winner: Yellow Claw

As the eastern warlord watches his mysterious (and smelly) foe fall to his death he too receives a boot to the behind from an unseen assailant sending him over the edge. Moments before he is to hit the ground though Yellow Claw is magically teleported to a new location. He picks himself up trying to gain his senses, but it proves difficult with all the flashing lights. Finally he is able to get his bearings and finds himself in the squared circle in front of thousands of screaming wrestling fans. Across the ring is a young brash fellow who is oddly enough...barefooted.

Kevin Von Erich!!

The Yellow Claw sneers at the young man and quickly knocks him flat on his ass. Von Erich is confused, "that's not how it goes man" he whispers to his foe. He applies the Iron Claw to Plan Chu and Plan just smacks him aside. The Claw goes in for the kill, when a steel chair smacks him over the head and knocks him out. Fans roar and...

Kevin Von Erich is declared the Winner (not entirely fairly)

The spotlight and loud cheers overwhelm Von Erich and he finds himself passing out. He awakes to chants, and finds himself standing in another arena. A small arena with a padded mat. Standing across from him is his new opponent...

Daniel LaRusso

[Stephen Day]

The Yellow Claw sneers at the young man and quickly knocks him flat on his ass. Von Erich is confused, "that's not how it goes man" he whispers to his foe. He applies the Iron Claw to Plan Chu and Plan just smacks him aside. The Claw goes in for the kill, when a steel chair smacks him over the head and knocks him out. Fans roar and...

Kevin Von Erich is declared the Winner (not entirely fairly)

The spotlight and loud cheers overwhelm Von Erich and he finds himself passing out. He awakes to chants, and finds himself standing in another arena. A small arena with a padded mat. Standing across from him is his new opponent...

Daniel LaRusso

Von Erich tries to put LaRusso in the claw hold but Daniel dodges away. This continues for a few minutes before Von Erich gets frustrated and charges in an attempt to land a pair of Mongolian chops. The charging Von Erich is then knocked out by Daniel LaRusso's crane kick.

Daniel walks back to the locker room in a celebratory mood. After walking through the door he discovers that he is now in the hallway of an abandoned insane asylum. Staring at him from further down the hallway with a confused expression on his face is:



Wesley Crusher

[sdsichero]

Von Erich tries to put LaRusso in the claw hold but Daniel dodges away. This continues for a few minutes before Von Erich gets frustrated and charges in an attempt to land a pair of Mongolian chops. The charging Von Erich is then knocked out by Daniel LaRusso's crane kick.

Daniel walks back to the locker room in a celebratory mood. After walking through the door he discovers that he is now in the hallway of an abandoned insane asylum. Staring at him from further down the hallway with a confused expression on his face is:



Wesley Crusher

Freaked out about being in an insane asylum, Daniel attacks Crusher. By sheer luck Wesley avoids his kick and Daniel falls on his ass. Crusher attempts a punch but misses and hits his hand on a wall. Both attack one another again and end up twisting their ankles. Realizing they really mean one another no harm, they decide to not fight. Eventually they notice a flashing light in the next room, the two crawl over there to see a couple of computers. Both computers are connected to the internet. They both post on Twitter what happened. Crusher gets more retweets (people think he is some guy name Wheaton for some reason, while people think that Daniel is a old Marvel editor); so, Wesley Crusher wins

Wesley throws his hands up in the air whooping when a beam of light hits him in the back. "Am I being transported?" he wondered.. He re-digitized in a dark room, and had glowy lines on his uniform. The room lights up and he finds himself in an electronic arena.

Standing across the arena is: Clu

[Stephen Day]

Freaked out about being in an insane asylum, Daniel attacks Crusher. By sheer luck Wesley avoids his kick and Daniel falls on his ass. Crusher attempts a punch but misses and hits his hand on a wall. Both attack one another again and end up twisting their ankles. Realizing they really mean one another no harm, they decide to not fight. Eventually they notice a flashing light in the next room, the two crawl over there to see a couple of computers. Both computers are connected to the internet. They both post on Twitter what happened. Crusher gets more retweets (people think he is some guy name Wheaton for some reason, while people think that Daniel is a old Marvel editor); so, Wesley Crusher wins

Wesley throws his hands up in the air whooping when a beam of light hits him in the back. "Am I being transported?" he wondered.. He re-digitized in a dark room, and had glowy lines on his uniform. The room lights up and he finds himself in an electronic arena.

Standing across the arena is: Clu

Still injured after his fight with Daniel, Wesley attempts to stand up, but his ankle collapses, making him an easy target for Clu.

After the battle, that ray of light appears again, this time hitting Clu. He is transported and arrives inside a hallway inside some sort of ship. Standing not far from him, open mouthed is:



Starbuck

[Stephen Day]

Bump

[sdsichero]

Still injured after his fight with Daniel, Wesley attempts to stand up, but his ankle collapses, making him an easy target for Clu.

After the battle, that ray of light appears again, this time hitting Clu. He is transported and arrives inside a hallway inside some sort of ship. Standing not far from him, open mouthed is:



Starbuck

Thanks for the bump

Having just come from a... meeting... with Athena, Starbuck is very much unarmed. Cigar falling to the floor with his mouth agape, Starbuck tries to turn on his charm.

Clue is a ruthless program though and flies a disc at Starbuck, slicing his head off.

Winner: Clu

Trying to figure out where he is, Clu gets access to a computer. Punching random buttons ends up sucking him inside. However, he is in a very different place than The Grid. The colors are vibrant and bright; albeit slightly los res. The surface he is standing on is slippery and twisted. He finds himself on the Gilded Gate Bridge, just outside Lost Angles.



"What's your function here?" he hears someone say. He looks up to a figure floating on Zip Board:

vs Guardian Bob

[Stephen Day]

Thanks for the bump

You're welcome

Having just come from a... meeting... with Athena, Starbuck is very much unarmed. Cigar falling to the floor with his mouth agape, Starbuck tries to turn on his charm.

Clue is a ruthless program though and flies a disc at Starbuck, slicing his head off.

Winner: Clu

Trying to figure out where he is, Clu gets access to a computer. Punching random buttons ends up sucking him inside. However, he is in a very different place than The Grid. The colors are vibrant and bright; albeit slightly los res. The surface he is standing on is slippery and twisted. He finds himself on the Gilded Gate Bridge, just outside Lost Angles.



"What's your function here?" he hears someone say. He looks up to a figure floating on Zip Board:

vs Guardian Bob

Clu tries to throw a disc at Bob, but Bob avoids it. This continues for a few minutes as Bob tries to talk to Clu in an attempt to figure out what Clu is doing in Mainframe. Finally, Bob send in Glitch to put Clu into Stasis. He then launches Clu onto the internet.

The white light appears again this time catching Bob and blinding him with it's brightness. When Bob can see again, he finds himself on the beach of a desert island. Standing not far away from him is:



Zaphod Beeblebrox

[sdsichero]

You're welcome



Clu tries to throw a disc at Bob, but Bob avoids it. This continues for a few minutes as Bob tries to talk to Clu in an attempt to figure out what Clu is doing in Mainframe. Finally, Bob send in Glitch to put Clu into Stasis. He then launches Clu onto the internet.

The white light appears again this time catching Bob and blinding him with it's brightness. When Bob can see again, he finds himself on the beach of a desert island. Standing not far away from him is:



Zaphod Beeblebrox

Since Bob is in a strange place, doesn't look like the net, he reaches out to Zaphod diplomatically. Zaphod tells Bob that his is the president of the galaxy and that tradition demands that they share a drink.

Zaphod takes a water, and gives bob a double shot of Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. This has a bad effect on Bob and he begins dissoloving. Glictch flares into a bright light and suddenly Bob is gone.

Winner: Zaphod Beeblebrox

When Zaphod opens his eyes and recovers from the bright flash, he finds he is in a different place. The skies are red and he is on a dark rocky cliff This is Outworld. Standing in front of a cave across from him is:

Goro

[Stephen Day]

Since Bob is in a strange place, doesn't look like the net, he reaches out to Zaphod diplomatically. Zaphod tells Bob that his is the president of the galaxy and that tradition demands that they share a drink.

Zaphod takes a water, and gives bob a double shot of Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. This has a bad effect on Bob and he begins dissoloving. Glictch flares into a bright light and suddenly Bob is gone.

Winner: Zaphod Beeblebrox

When Zaphod opens his eyes and recovers from the bright flash, he finds he is in a different place. The skies are red and he is on a dark rocky cliff This is Outworld. Standing in front of a cave across from him is:

Goro

Zaphod offers Goro a drink, but Goro attacks instead. Zaphod avoids Goro's lunge and asks him what his problem is. Goro grabs Zaphod and slowly crushes him with his four arms.

The floor beneath Goro collapses and he falls into blackness. After landing Goro stands up and the lights come up in the room he in revealing a small intimate arena and the stage he stands on. On the other side of the stage stands:



Chong Li

[sdsichero]

Zaphod offers Goro a drink, but Goro attacks instead. Zaphod avoids Goro's lunge and asks him what his problem is. Goro grabs Zaphod and slowly crushes him with his four arms.

The floor beneath Goro collapses and he falls into blackness. After landing Goro stands up and the lights come up in the room he in revealing a small intimate arena and the stage he stands on. On the other side of the stage stands:



Chong Li

These two only have one thing in mind... K-- I mean -- combat. Luckily for Chong Li, Goro was injured in his fall, otherwise Goro's speed and strength might overwhelm him. The two trade blows, but in the end Goro's wounds and Chong Li's savagery is too much. Goro collapses and turns to mist.

Winner: Chong Li

Chong Li, limps off the stage and walks out through the back door. He finds himself walking in a wet room, with pipes stringing the area. "How did I get in the sewers?" he wonders... He hears screaming and sees...

vs Thunder