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by **Wisdom000** » Sun May 06, 2012 4:58 am

A while back, I was told quite implicitly, that my posting style was what kept more women from joining the place... when I was still very active on the forum, there were several women posters here... but now, after months of relative inactivity (posting maybe once a week or less) there seem to be no female posters here at all... even Amy seems to avoid the place now...

I can only come to one conclusion... my posting was drawing women to the place, my obsession with dirty pillows, panty shots, and belly dancers, proveded the self esteem boost, and sated the need for sick and wrong humor that all women have in their brains (I call it the Silverman Gland)...

The evidence seems to be strongly pointing to this being true... everytime I take a hiatus, the number of female posters seems to decline, everytime I start posting again, the ratio of people with bajingos climbs...

In other words, if I share my man-grease aroma, women flock to the site, if I hide it away, you losers drive them off...

by **achilles** » Sun May 06, 2012 10:44 am

Stop driving all the women away!

by **holtom2000** » Sun May 06, 2012 11:09 am

Lol calling them chicks isn't helpful
They prefer to be called broads

I kid, I kid

by **LobsterJ** » Sun May 06, 2012 11:13 am

If you were a chick, would you post here?

by **Starlord** » Sun May 06, 2012 11:15 am

I can be your Huckleberry.

by **Punchy** » Sun May 06, 2012 11:51 am

If they did, you just drove them away again

by **TheLurker** » Sun May 06, 2012 1:20 pm

I have heard that some of the males here post while wearing a dress. Let the speculation begin!

by **Stephen Day** » Sun May 06, 2012 1:23 pm

TheLurker wrote:I have heard that some of the males here post while wearing a dress. Let the speculation begin!

Who the hell has been spying on me!

Uhmmm....

...I mean...

...that's interesting, I wonder who here would do that. :oops:

by **Wisdom000** » Sun May 06, 2012 4:56 pm

Ah ha.... so I was right, and the women left because of my absence, not because I like to talk about my aromatic and spreadable on crackers ball sweat and the wonderfulness of their dirty pillows...

I mean I am cool with still being the cause of their leaving, and I always suspected it was the case, as no one who has been exposed to my glory can live without it...

by **Psivage** » Sun May 06, 2012 5:49 pm

Cat-Scratch still does. So yes a woman still post here.

by **Eli Katz** » Sun May 06, 2012 6:01 pm

Chicks with dicks post here.

by **SuperginraiX** » Sun May 06, 2012 6:09 pm

I know of a couple women who post here who do not publicly announce their gender.

I can't imagine why.

by **guitarsmashley** » Sun May 06, 2012 6:47 pm

True story, a few weeks ago Ashley looked in on the outhouse...it was after the fisting thread. I told her to stay away and this was my place to go.

by **S.F. Jude Terror** » Sun May 06, 2012 7:04 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:True story, a few weeks ago Ashley looked in on the outhouse...it was after the fisting thread. I told her to stay away and this was my place to go.

by **J.M. Hunter** » Sun May 06, 2012 7:10 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:True story, a few weeks ago Ashley looked in on the outhouse...it was after the fisting thread. I told her to stay away and this was my place to go.

You no like to share your fisting yes?