Stephen Day wrote:
Screw that, I'll take 6 thank you very much.
The Hulk charges Bigfoot. There is a huge thud as the two behemoths collide. A myriad of punches are then thrown as the fight begins. The Hulk sends Bigfoot flying backward, but Bigfoot gets up and throws a huge boulder at the Hulk. The Hulk catches it and throws it right back. Not expecting this, Bigfoot fails to dodge and the boulder hits him square in the face, knocking him out.
The Hulk then begins to leap away. Eventually he realizes that he is standing on a small, rocky island just of the coast of Southern California. He turns around and realizes that he isn't alone. Not far away from him stands:
Starscream is alarmed to see someone on the island where he was planning his latest scheme against Megatron. Relief washed over him as he realized it was just another puny human. Still he did not want his plan to be uncovered so he decides to take care of the problem.
Starscream stomps but Hulk dodges the attack. Hulk picks up a huge boulder and throws it at Starscream's head. Ouch! Starscream complains, though it really didn't hurt him much. "This puny green human is stronger than he looks" Starscream thinks to himself. He then smashes the side of a rocky cliff and proceeds to bury the Hulk under tons of rocks.
"Hulk wishes he was Andrew Garfield Hulk", Hulk thinks to himself as the rocks bury him. Winner: Starscream
"Hahahahaha!' Starscream laughs then... "AH?! My legs are buried!" Unable to fully break free of the debris he piled upon himself, he ends up having to shoot part of his foot off.
"AARRGGHH!!" (they don't call him Starscream for nothing) Starscream yells and then notices that the device he was working on, collapses and a huge ball of energy is released. When the light from the explosion is released, Starscream finds that he is still on an island... but a different island as he rests on the edge of an active volcano
"I don't recognize those markings" the pilot of the jet flying overhead thinks to himself, "Doesn't look like Anti-UN forces..."
vs. Roy Fokker in his VF-0 Phoenix