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Make My Monster Wedding. aka (I need money fools!)

Postby J.M. Hunter » Mon May 07, 2012 7:36 pm

Got some life stuff happening and will be out of work for some time as well as moving out of state. I need to raise cash and fast!

So with that said.

I'm opening up drawing commissions where I can turn your wedding photo into the monsters of your choice! This is a niche, novelty, ha, ha, look at us alternative gift that would look good on the bathroom wall or standing on the mantle next to your real wedding photo when you want to piss off one of the in-laws.

Monsters you say? Yea, want that special day zombified? Cool. Think one of you should be a Chubacabra the other the great and powerful Cthulu? (but with proper spelling!).

Sure. No problem.

The medium?

Graphite on 8.5 x 11-9x12 cardstock/bristol paper.

If you want inks, it'd be extra.

Starting out at 40 bucks.

If you've ever seen my stuff you'll know that I do gritty detail, highly energized work.

So make my monster hum!
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Re: Make My Monster Wedding. aka (I need money fools!)

Postby LobsterJ » Mon May 07, 2012 7:43 pm

Posting examples of your work in this thread would be helpful for those of us who aren't familiar.

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Re: Make My Monster Wedding. aka (I need money fools!)

Postby J.M. Hunter » Mon May 07, 2012 8:07 pm

LobsterJ wrote:Posting examples of your work in this thread would be helpful for those of us who aren't familiar.



Here's a small sample:

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash ... 3350_n.jpg

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Re: Make My Monster Wedding. aka (I need money fools!)

Postby J.M. Hunter » Mon May 07, 2012 9:57 pm

Ahh no takers eh? Ok.

Price just went up!

30 bucks! For quickie sketch!

I am a benevolent drawer, but I suffer no fools!

Okay okay, I was asked by someone..."Aren't they all single? Is anyone actually married on there?!"


You're gonna make me look bad aren't you Outhouse?




















Aren't you?
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Re: Make My Monster Wedding. aka (I need money fools!)

Postby LobsterJ » Mon May 07, 2012 10:00 pm

Wow, these are actually good. I do need to go to a wedding in June for a couple who are in a metal band and love like evil clowns and horror movies. Can anyone vouch for this yahoo J.M. Hunter?

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Re: Make My Monster Wedding. aka (I need money fools!)

Postby spidertour02 » Mon May 07, 2012 11:01 pm

I would buy the shit out of some of your work if I had the cashola, but alas, I do not. :-(
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Re: Make My Monster Wedding. aka (I need money fools!)

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue May 08, 2012 1:32 am

LobsterJ wrote:Wow, these are actually good. I do need to go to a wedding in June for a couple who are in a metal band and love like evil clowns and horror movies. Can anyone vouch for this yahoo J.M. Hunter?


He's a stand-up guy and a great artist. I've known him for years now.
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Re: Make My Monster Wedding. aka (I need money fools!)

Postby guitarsmashley » Tue May 08, 2012 2:24 am

J.M. Hunter wrote:Ahh no takers eh? Ok.

Price just went up!

30 bucks!

I am a benevolent drawer, but I suffer no fools!

Okay okay, I was asked by someone..."Aren't they all single? Is anyone actually married on there?!"


You're gonna make me look bad aren't you Outhouse?




















Aren't you?


Supply and demand, you're doing it wrong.
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Postby Muppetesque » Tue May 08, 2012 7:26 am

guitarsmashley wrote:
Supply and demand, you're doing it wrong.



Hunter by his nature does everything wrong - it's part of hs charm. :groucho:
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Re: Make My Monster Wedding. aka (I need money fools!)

Postby J.M. Hunter » Tue May 08, 2012 1:51 pm

Muppetesque wrote:

Hunter by his nature does everything wrong - it's part of hs charm. :groucho:



:-D


So here's another zombie image I'm working on. No reference really just from my head.

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 7032_n.jpg


Ahh hell with it, here's some links to most of my current work and a few pics of my kids.

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set= ... ad7601a823


http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set= ... 503d19c852

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set= ... 801866df22

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set= ... 470d8bfa45


And one more for my manliness!

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash ... 7771_n.jpg

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Re: Make My Monster Wedding. aka (I need money fools!)

Postby J.M. Hunter » Tue May 08, 2012 5:12 pm

Alright that's two clients!


Who's next up to bat?

C'mon, c'mon, be one of the cool kids! :deadpool

Since this is the Outhouse and it's a special comic book message board, I'm broadening the offer to Not only Make My Monster Wedding focus on monsters but I'll include sci-fi or superhero genres as well.

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Re: Make My Monster Wedding. aka (I need money fools!)

Postby J.M. Hunter » Tue May 08, 2012 5:20 pm

Where's teh lord of Monkey's? I thought he would've totally jumped on this? :smt102

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Re: Make My Monster Wedding. aka (I need money fools!)

Postby Benderbrau » Tue May 08, 2012 5:26 pm

J.M. Hunter wrote:Where's teh lord of Monkey's? I thought he would've totally jumped on this? :smt102

Monkeys are notoriously cheap
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Re: Make My Monster Wedding. aka (I need money fools!)

Postby J.M. Hunter » Tue May 08, 2012 5:39 pm

Benderbrau wrote:Monkeys are notoriously cheap


My rates are notoriously cheap considering..... :-D

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Re: Make My Monster Wedding. aka (I need money fools!)

Postby J.M. Hunter » Sun May 20, 2012 2:19 pm

Well that's another one down, anyone else reconsidering?

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