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by **Wisdom000** » Fri May 11, 2012 8:52 am

This I know. Between every moment, the universe rebuilds itself, when you have lost your keys, or your cigarette lighter, or the remote, that YOU KNOW WAS JUST FUCKING THERE.... you lost it because the Universe forgot it, like a typo, when it rebuilt the reality. That's why you never find it until you kick and scream and curse and ask everyone you know, even people who weren't even there if they have seen the item... that's how you remind the universe to correct its mistake... but the Universe does not want you to catch on to it, so when it puts the item back it does so only in a different room, one you have already searched... but sometimes, the universe REALLY wants to fuck with you... so you leave the room, and it puts it back, in EXACTLY the place you remember it being... Or worse... If it really wants to fuck with you, the universe slips it in your pocket... just to make you think you are stupid and or crazy...

Also, I am positive that Bag Fries (the fries that fall out of the container and into the bottom of the bag) are the best tasting fries of the the batch... they have escaped the tiny confines of their cardboard cages, only to be confined again... their brief sense of hope, suddenly overcome by abject dismay over their impending doom sends endorphins throughout the french fry body and saturates them with deliciousness...

Oddly, this effect is exactly the opposite for tater tots, who become disgusting and stale at their hint of freedom... I think they are agorophobic, and suffer isolation anxiety when away from the safety of the herd for too long... Bag Tots are sad little things...

Onion rings who get a taste of freedom will secrete a corrosive oil, that weakens an opens the bag, freeing not only themselves, but everything else in the bag as well... Bag Rings have spirit, and yearn to be free.

by **Strict31** » Fri May 11, 2012 8:58 am

by **Wisdom000** » Fri May 11, 2012 9:05 am

Strict31 wrote:YES.

I know

by **Keb** » Fri May 11, 2012 9:44 am

No "taste the golden spray"?

by **Benderbrau** » Fri May 11, 2012 9:53 am

Everyone knows that Dark City was a documentary and the events happened in real time

by **Victorian Squid** » Fri May 11, 2012 10:58 am

Well, it's pretty obvious what Wisdom has been doing since he lost his job...

by **Dragavon** » Fri May 11, 2012 1:05 pm

It all makes sense. Perhaps you should write a book.

by **Wisdom000** » Fri May 11, 2012 7:09 pm

Keb wrote:No "taste the golden spray"?

I am getting forgetful in my old age...

by **Wisdom000** » Fri May 11, 2012 7:09 pm

Dragavon wrote:It all makes sense. Perhaps you should write a book.

Maybe I should...

by **Lord Simian** » Fri May 11, 2012 7:14 pm

Benderbrau wrote:Everyone knows that Dark City was a documentary and the events happened in real time

I think you're thinking of Highlander...

by **Benderbrau** » Fri May 11, 2012 7:41 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:Well, it's pretty obvious what Wisdom has been doing since he lost his job...

Unemployment is a hell of a drug

by **Cernunnos** » Fri May 11, 2012 8:12 pm

Lord Simian wrote:
I think you're thinking of Highlander...

Damn straight!

by **Lord Simian** » Fri May 11, 2012 8:36 pm

Cernunnos wrote:
Damn straight!

“There’s only one movie I have a slight problem with Sean Connery in, and it’s the movie ‘The Highlander’ about the eternal Scottish warrior and in this movie, Sean Connery plays a Spaniard. Doesn’t anybody think about this shit, at all? EVER?”
— Craig Ferguson

by **bkthomson** » Fri May 11, 2012 8:37 pm

Wait! Where are the other 681 chapters? :smt017

by **Benderbrau** » Fri May 11, 2012 8:39 pm

Lord Simian wrote:
“There’s only one movie I have a slight problem with Sean Connery in, and it’s the movie ‘The Highlander’ about the eternal Scottish warrior and in this movie, Sean Connery plays a Spaniard. Doesn’t anybody think about this shit, at all? EVER?”
— Craig Ferguson

Actually Sean Connery played an Egyptian, not a Spaniard.