by ElijahSnowFan » Fri May 11, 2012 7:33 pm
I won't pretend that I can fairly judge what Superman has been like in the DCNu.
But I will never understand why DC won't let Superman be more of the "This is a job for Superman" kind of character, somebody who flies off and punches something really, really hard to make them sit the eff down and shut the hell up, instead of making him this martyr-type symbol of purity.
Bottom line: Lex Luthor needs to be punched really effing hard. Brainiac needs to be punched really effing hard. Metallo needs to be punched really effing hard. Bizarro needs to be punched really effing hard.
Wash, rinse and repeat. Every single time somebody does something stupid in Metropolis that involves superpowers, they should be thinking, "Oh, hell. I need to hurry the hell up, because the Kryptonian might get here any second and punch me through a damn wall."
I have no idea why nobody ever gives us that Superman. Not a Boy Scout. Not a killer.
Just the best damn superhero ever created. Why is it that hard?
*Sniff, sniff* "Damn it, Diana...If I'd known they would trade us in for a JT Krul-written Captain Atom and "The Savage Hawkman," I'd have let Superboy-Prime destroy all reality.""Superman flies and is really strong...what the fuck else do you need to know?!" -- Hitler, expressing his displeasure about DC rebooting and complaints about continuity