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Important question for straight guys

Postby LobsterJ » Fri May 11, 2012 4:00 pm

If you had to would you:

A. Screw Gisele Bundchen's body with Albert Einsten's head?

or

B. Screw Albert Einstein's body with Gisele Bundchen's head?

Rules.

1. You can hit it any way you want
2. There has to be kissing involved, with tongues.

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Re: Important question for straight guys

Postby GOSD » Fri May 11, 2012 4:02 pm

You are a strange dude.

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Re: Important question for straight guys

Postby Schlemmer » Fri May 11, 2012 4:05 pm

next article for the huffington post

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Re: Important question for straight guys

Postby Victorian Squid » Fri May 11, 2012 4:09 pm

I'd really have to try them both a couple times to determine a favorite.

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Re: Important question for straight guys

Postby Strict31 » Fri May 11, 2012 4:10 pm

Depends on how many 3 year-olds she's breastfeeding at the moment.
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Re: Important question for straight guys

Postby Victorian Squid » Fri May 11, 2012 4:12 pm

Strict31 wrote:Depends on how many 3 year-olds she's breastfeeding at the moment.


That's it, now I'm turned off by the whole idea. :smt087

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Re: Important question for straight guys

Postby Eli Katz » Fri May 11, 2012 4:21 pm

Young Einstein or old Einstein?

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Re: Important question for straight guys

Postby Jack Burton » Fri May 11, 2012 4:52 pm

I can put a bag over Einstein's head and it should be do able. Long there's no kissing or anything else involving mouths.

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Re: Important question for straight guys

Postby Schlemmer » Fri May 11, 2012 4:57 pm

Eli Katz wrote:Young Einstein or old Einstein?

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Re: Important question for straight guys

Postby Gladiator X » Fri May 11, 2012 5:24 pm

I'd probably cut my dick off and bleed to death.

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Re: Important question for straight guys

Postby Lord Simian » Fri May 11, 2012 7:02 pm

Rikk Odinson wrote:I'd probably cut my dick off and bleed to death.


You can do it, if you like, but be aware, under this poll's rules, once you finish removing yours, they will have to replace it by surgically attaching Thomas Edison's....
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Re: Important question for straight guys

Postby Strict31 » Fri May 11, 2012 7:14 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:
That's it, now I'm turned off by the whole idea. :smt087


HAH!

Now, no one will stand between me and Algisbertelle Einbundchenstein!
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Re: Important question for straight guys

Postby LobsterJ » Fri May 11, 2012 7:18 pm

GOSD wrote:You dude.


Awww I'm flattered but I am not an option on this poll.

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Re: Important question for straight guys

Postby Lord Simian » Fri May 11, 2012 7:35 pm

Jack Burton wrote:I can put a bag over Einstein's head and it should be do able. Long there's no kissing or anything else involving mouths.


Man only gave you two rules on that list, Burton. Read the second one. :)
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Re: Important question for straight guys

Postby Strict31 » Fri May 11, 2012 7:47 pm

Lord Simian wrote:
Man only gave you two rules on that list, Burton. Read the second one. :)


Perhaps he wasn't put on this earth to "get it."

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