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[Stephen Day]

These two only have one thing in mind... K-- I mean -- combat. Luckily for Chong Li, Goro was injured in his fall, otherwise Goro's speed and strength might overwhelm him. The two trade blows, but in the end Goro's wounds and Chong Li's savagery is too much. Goro collapses and turns to mist.

Winner: Chong Li

Chong Li, limps off the stage and walks out through the back door. He finds himself walking in a wet room, with pipes stringing the area. "How did I get in the sewers?" he wonders... He hears screaming and sees...

vs Thunder

The fight starts almost immediately. Thunder tries a series of punches to start off, while Chong Li blocks and then counters with a series of kicks. The narrow confines of the sewer make the blows and blocks difficult and the two combatants begin to tire. Thunder decides to end the fight by expanding his body, blocking off the sewer. Chong Li tries to punch and kick his now physically deformed opponent to little effect. Finally, Thunder expels the excess air out his mouth, knocking Ching Li backward into a wall. Dazed, Chong Li attempts to get to his feet, but Thunder is on top of him before he can and the fight ends.

After the victory, Thunder begins to wander through the sewers, looking for a way out. He eventually spots daylight through a hole in the ceiling. He emerges on top of a mesa somewhere in the American Southwest. Standing in front of him is:



Robocop

[sdsichero]

The fight starts almost immediately. Thunder tries a series of punches to start off, while Chong Li blocks and then counters with a series of kicks. The narrow confines of the sewer make the blows and blocks difficult and the two combatants begin to tire. Thunder decides to end the fight by expanding his body, blocking off the sewer. Chong Li tries to punch and kick his now physically deformed opponent to little effect. Finally, Thunder expels the excess air out his mouth, knocking Ching Li backward into a wall. Dazed, Chong Li attempts to get to his feet, but Thunder is on top of him before he can and the fight ends.

After the victory, Thunder begins to wander through the sewers, looking for a way out. He eventually spots daylight through a hole in the ceiling. He emerges on top of a mesa somewhere in the American Southwest. Standing in front of him is:



Robocop

Both characters are somewhat out of their element here. It's hot, dusty, and open. Hard to play strategic with few elements to hide or jump on. Chong starts to do some kata and Robocop asks for him to cease. Chong goes for a punch and hurts his hand on Robocop's chest.

Chong goes for the body expansion, hoping this added size is imposing to Robocop. Robocop cooly pulls out his gun and shoots Chong, who explodes the air knocking Robocop off his feet. Lying there, a sandstorm engulfs him.

Winner: Robocop

Robocop goes offline for a short bit as the sandstorm becomes a wash of sand and dust. When it clears, Robocop comes back online and finds himself lying on a table, in a lab which looks like a modern Frankenstein's laboratory.

"'puter? What is this?" he hears. Robocop turns to see a half metal, half corpse-like face peering at him...

vs. Deathlok

[Stephen Day]

Both characters are somewhat out of their element here. It's hot, dusty, and open. Hard to play strategic with few elements to hide or jump on. Chong starts to do some kata and Robocop asks for him to cease. Chong goes for a punch and hurts his hand on Robocop's chest.

Chong goes for the body expansion, hoping this added size is imposing to Robocop. Robocop cooly pulls out his gun and shoots Chong, who explodes the air knocking Robocop off his feet. Lying there, a sandstorm engulfs him.

Winner: Robocop

Robocop goes offline for a short bit as the sandstorm becomes a wash of sand and dust. When it clears, Robocop comes back online and finds himself lying on a table, in a lab which looks like a modern Frankenstein's laboratory.

"'puter? What is this?" he hears. Robocop turns to see a half metal, half corpse-like face peering at him...

vs. Deathlok

Deathlok assumes Robocop to be the one who brought him here and begins the fight. They both shoot at each other as they dodge around the lab equipment. Finally Deathlok gets in a well aimed head shot and the battle ends.

Afterward, Deathlok begins to wander, looking for a way out. One of the tunnels he finds himself in collapses. When he digs himself out, he finds himself standing out in the middle of a grass prairie. Standing not far from him is:



Jake (Keven Costner's character in Silverado)

[sdsichero]

Deathlok assumes Robocop to be the one who brought him here and begins the fight. They both shoot at each other as they dodge around the lab equipment. Finally Deathlok gets in a well aimed head shot and the battle ends.

Afterward, Deathlok begins to wander, looking for a way out. One of the tunnels he finds himself in collapses. When he digs himself out, he finds himself standing out in the middle of a grass prairie. Standing not far from him is:



Jake (Keven Costner's character in Silverado)

Wounded and sparks popping, Deathlok calls out to his companion... "'puter? 'Puter?! Damnit" As Deathlok turns around, Jake sees his horrific face. Fearing Deathlok is a monster, Jake pulls his weapon and starts shooting.

"What the?" Deathlok thinks to himself and pulls out his weapon. He fires a shot and hits Jake in the arm. Deathlok's gun then explodes injuring his hand. That's when he sees Jake running away. "Huh" Deahlok mutters to himself. He feels the gound rumble and a herd of cattle come rushing into and goring Deathlok, taking him away...

Winner: Jake

Jake runs to a nearby shack hoping to find something that can help him with his injured arm... He opens the door, which locks behind him. He feels a chill run down his spine and notices the inside of the shack looks like a larger cabin. He looks out the window and realizes he is in a cabin atop a mountain now.

"Well howdy there.." Jake hears someone say. He turns to see a man sitting on a bench, cleaning his six shooter..

vs. Rawhide Kid

[Stephen Day]

Wounded and sparks popping, Deathlok calls out to his companion... "'puter? 'Puter?! Damnit" As Deathlok turns around, Jake sees his horrific face. Fearing Deathlok is a monster, Jake pulls his weapon and starts shooting.

"What the?" Deathlok thinks to himself and pulls out his weapon. He fires a shot and hits Jake in the arm. Deathlok's gun then explodes injuring his hand. That's when he sees Jake running away. "Huh" Deahlok mutters to himself. He feels the gound rumble and a herd of cattle come rushing into and goring Deathlok, taking him away...

Winner: Jake

Jake runs to a nearby shack hoping to find something that can help him with his injured arm... He opens the door, which locks behind him. He feels a chill run down his spine and notices the inside of the shack looks like a larger cabin. He looks out the window and realizes he is in a cabin atop a mountain now.

"Well howdy there.." Jake hears someone say. He turns to see a man sitting on a bench, cleaning his six shooter..

vs. Rawhide Kid

After a long conversation, Jake realizes that this stranger he has only met may want more than friendship. A begs off and runs away into the snow outside. Rawhide Kid watches him goes and says, "well damn."

Rawhide Kid begins to feel dizzy. He falls in unconsciousness and when he wakes up he discovers himself to be on the ramp of a big name fashion show. Models and audience member scream as:



The Terminator appears in front of him.

[sdsichero]

After a long conversation, Jake realizes that this stranger he has only met may want more than friendship. A begs off and runs away into the snow outside. Rawhide Kid watches him goes and says, "well damn."

Rawhide Kid begins to feel dizzy. He falls in unconsciousness and when he wakes up he discovers himself to be on the ramp of a big name fashion show. Models and audience member scream as:



The Terminator appears in front of him.

The Terminator is crouched in his time-traveling pose, naked as a newborn. "well daaayum" Rawhide says to himself.

"I need your clothes, your boots..." Terminator starts to say. Rawhide screams and jumps on the Terminator. Terminator clocks Rawhide on the chin. "ooohh you like it rough eh" Rawhide says with a smile on his face before he passes out.

Winner: Terminator

Terminator finds a door and turns the knob to open it. Suddenly the door vanishes and a a large airlock-looking door opens up. The room behind him goes black with a yellow grid. Standing just outside on the carpeted hallway is: Lieutenant Commander Data

On Deck 10 of the Galaxy -Class Starship Enterprise

[prozacman]

The Terminator is crouched in his time-traveling pose, naked as a newborn. "well daaayum" Rawhide says to himself.

"I need your clothes, your boots..." Terminator starts to say. Rawhide screams and jumps on the Terminator. Terminator clocks Rawhide on the chin. "ooohh you like it rough eh" Rawhide says with a smile on his face before he passes out.

Winner: Terminator

Terminator finds a door and turns the knob to open it. Suddenly the door vanishes and a a large airlock-looking door opens up. The room behind him goes black with a yellow grid. Standing just outside on the carpeted hallway is: Lieutenant Commander Data

On Deck 10 of the Galaxy -Class Starship Enterprise

Data cocks his head side ways as he tries to make sense of this naked man that is not on the ships manifest as a passenger or crew member. The Terminator is frozen as he goes through his records of Cyberdine's robots trying to figure out what model of Terminator Data is. Data looks like an older preskin job model but the ship he is on looks more advanced than the time period the Terminator came from. The Terminator asks Data what the date is and what model number he is. Date give the Terminator the date and goes on a lengthily explanation of his origin. The Terminator quickly assesses that the future doesn't belong to Skynet. He cuts Data off and says "Where is the ship's main frame?"

Data replies with the deck number of engineering, but as Data starts to tell the Terminator that only Star Fleet personnel have access to it the Terminator walks right past him. Data some what confused walks with the Terminator and tries to tell him again that only ship personnel can access the ships main computers and that humanoid species must be wearing pants while doing so. The Terminator ignores him. Data grabs the Terminator by the shoulder. The Terminator stops and slammes data into the wall. It is at this point that Data realizes that he is dealing with either a cyborg or another android. The two have a brutal fight that twist steal and flesh. Finally, Data maneuvers the Terminator into a transporter room and onto the pads. "Two for Emergency Transport to the the nearest planet!"

They materialize on a world that looks a lot like Earth. During the fight the Terminator figures out that Data has an off switch and hits it.

Winner The Terminator

Next Fight

Terminator


VS
6


on Caprica

[sdsichero]

Data cocks his head side ways as he tries to make sense of this naked man that is not on the ships manifest as a passenger or crew member. The Terminator is frozen as he goes through his records of Cyberdine's robots trying to figure out what model of Terminator Data is. Data looks like an older preskin job model but the ship he is on looks more advanced than the time period the Terminator came from. The Terminator asks Data what the date is and what model number he is. Date give the Terminator the date and goes on a lengthily explanation of his origin. The Terminator quickly assesses that the future doesn't belong to Skynet. He cuts Data off and says "Where is the ship's main frame?"

Data replies with the deck number of engineering, but as Data starts to tell the Terminator that only Star Fleet personnel have access to it the Terminator walks right past him. Data some what confused walks with the Terminator and tries to tell him again that only ship personnel can access the ships main computers and that humanoid species must be wearing pants while doing so. The Terminator ignores him. Data grabs the Terminator by the shoulder. The Terminator stops and slammes data into the wall. It is at this point that Data realizes that he is dealing with either a cyborg or another android. The two have a brutal fight that twist steal and flesh. Finally, Data maneuvers the Terminator into a transporter room and onto the pads. "Two for Emergency Transport to the the nearest planet!"

They materialize on a world that looks a lot like Earth. During the fight the Terminator figures out that Data has an off switch and hits it.

Winner The Terminator

Next Fight

Terminator


VS
6


on Caprica

Seeing a naked man, 6's programming kicks in to seduce mode. Unfortunately for her, Terminator has no use for this type of conversation. He starts walking away but she persists, not understanding this game.

Finally, Terminator pushes her aside roughly. Sensing this as abuse, 6 pulls out her MN-1223 Particle Assault Rifle (don't ask from where) and blows a hole in the Terminator's chest. Already wounded from the brutal fight with Data, the Terminator falls. 6, seeing he is another robot, takes off his head with her next shot.

The Winner: 6

A weird energy explodes out of the Terminator and 6 finds herself being sucked into a warp field. She finds herself atop a domed structure. What she didn't know was that she was now at the Lars Moisture Farm in Tatooine. Another warp field opens up right next to her and out plummets another womand:

vs. Seven of Nine



The structure below them cracks and they fall through. Both of them fall into the Oil bath below.

[Stephen Day]

Seeing a naked man, 6's programming kicks in to seduce mode. Unfortunately for her, Terminator has no use for this type of conversation. He starts walking away but she persists, not understanding this game.

Finally, Terminator pushes her aside roughly. Sensing this as abuse, 6 pulls out her MN-1223 Particle Assault Rifle (don't ask from where) and blows a hole in the Terminator's chest. Already wounded from the brutal fight with Data, the Terminator falls. 6, seeing he is another robot, takes off his head with her next shot.

The Winner: 6

A weird energy explodes out of the Terminator and 6 finds herself being sucked into a warp field. She finds herself atop a domed structure. What she didn't know was that she was now at the Lars Moisture Farm in Tatooine. Another warp field opens up right next to her and out plummets another womand:

vs. Seven of Nine



The structure below them cracks and they fall through. Both of them fall into the Oil bath below.



:groucho:

As the young Luke Skywalker watches on open mouthed, 6 and seven begin to wrestle each other in the oil as they try to scramble out of the bath. Seven of Nine gets out first and asks Luke what planet she is on. After he tells her that she is on Tatooine she proceeds to attempt to walk out of the building she is in. She is stopped by 6, who under the assumption that Seven is behind the events that brought her here, attacks. After a long fight, in which Luke has to scramble out of the way numerous times, Seven snaps 6's neck.

As 6's body falls limply to the floor, the ground falls out from beneath Seven. She falls for she doesn't know how long before she gently settles in the middle of a rose garden. She looks up to see a man gently settling to the ground not far from her. It's:



The Gunslinger from Westworld

[sdsichero]

As the young Luke Skywalker watches on open mouthed, 6 and seven begin to wrestle each other in the oil as they try to scramble out of the bath. Seven of Nine gets out first and asks Luke what planet she is on. After he tells her that she is on Tatooine she proceeds to attempt to walk out of the building she is in. She is stopped by 6, who under the assumption that Seven is behind the events that brought her here, attacks. After a long fight, in which Luke has to scramble out of the way numerous times, Seven snaps 6's neck.

As 6's body falls limply to the floor, the ground falls out from beneath Seven. She falls for she doesn't know how long before she gently settles in the middle of a rose garden. She looks up to see a man gently settling to the ground not far from her. It's:



The Gunslinger from Westworld

The Gunslinger quickly takes a shot and hits Seven in the arm. Seven rolls and ducks behind a rose bush and silently waits for the Gunslinger to get near. She hears the Gunslinger on the other side of the hedge and leaps over, then snaps his neck. This does not stop him though and Seven barely misses another shot.

Seven notices that the Gunslinger is following the small amount of blood dripping from her wounded arm. Seven leads the Gunslinger to the fountain in the garden and then uses the peeing cherub to bash his head. The Gunslinger's face fell off and he drops into the fountain. The water short circuiting him.

The Winner: Seven of Nine

Seven runs out of the garden and finds herself in a misty and muddy forest. She hears a growling sound and out of the mist steps...

vs. Bigfoot

[Stephen Day]

The Gunslinger quickly takes a shot and hits Seven in the arm. Seven rolls and ducks behind a rose bush and silently waits for the Gunslinger to get near. She hears the Gunslinger on the other side of the hedge and leaps over, then snaps his neck. This does not stop him though and Seven barely misses another shot.

Seven notices that the Gunslinger is following the small amount of blood dripping from her wounded arm. Seven leads the Gunslinger to the fountain in the garden and then uses the peeing cherub to bash his head. The Gunslinger's face fell off and he drops into the fountain. The water short circuiting him.

The Winner: Seven of Nine

Seven runs out of the garden and finds herself in a misty and muddy forest. She hears a growling sound and out of the mist steps...

vs. Bigfoot

In her high heels, Seven gets stuck in the mud and can't get out of the way of a charging Bigfoot. Bigfoot pummels her until she is unconscious. Sorry SD, but the terrain combined with what Seven is wearing means that I just don't see this one as much of a fight.

Bigfoot sees some strange lights through the trees and he decides to follow them. After awhile, he realizes that the type of trees surrounding him are completely unfamiliar to him. He emerges into a clearing amid a tropical jungle. Standing in the clearing is:



Kitano from Battle Royal

[sdsichero]

In her high heels, Seven gets stuck in the mud and can't get out of the way of a charging Bigfoot. Bigfoot pummels her until she is unconscious. Sorry SD, but the terrain combined with what Seven is wearing means that I just don't see this one as much of a fight.

Bigfoot sees some strange lights through the trees and he decides to follow them. After awhile, he realizes that the type of trees surrounding him are completely unfamiliar to him. He emerges into a clearing amid a tropical jungle. Standing in the clearing is:



Kitano from Battle Royal

I'm not rooting for anyone in particular. Though you can go give Bigfoot a massage, I'll go tend to 7...

Oh.. *ahem*

The two face off and Kitano makes the first move -- He pulls out his gun and Bigfoot jumps him. Bigfoot gores Kitano and Kitano pulls the trigger in Bigfoot's face. Out shoot a tiny stream of water. Bigfoot hates water in his face and swats Kitano, mortally wounding him. "I wanted to die..." Kitano mumurs "...but not like this...I... forgot my cookies..."

Winner: Bigfoot

Bigfoot flees and ends up running into a stream leading to a waterfall. Frustrated by the terrain, he picks up a rock and chucks it across the stream. He mistakenly hits a guy reaching into the water looking for fish. The skinny man, collapses, but then starts to... grow. RRARRRRGGGHHH! Bigfoot hears the primal scream.

The man, now big and green charges towards him!

vs. The Incredible Hulk (70s TV version)

[Stephen Day]

I'm not rooting for anyone in particular. Though you can go give Bigfoot a massage, I'll go tend to 7...

Screw that, I'll take 6 thank you very much.

Oh.. *ahem*

The two face off and Kitano makes the first move -- He pulls out his gun and Bigfoot jumps him. Bigfoot gores Kitano and Kitano pulls the trigger in Bigfoot's face. Out shoot a tiny stream of water. Bigfoot hates water in his face and swats Kitano, mortally wounding him. "I wanted to die..." Kitano mumurs "...but not like this...I... forgot my cookies..."

Winner: Bigfoot

Bigfoot flees and ends up running into a stream leading to a waterfall. Frustrated by the terrain, he picks up a rock and chucks it across the stream. He mistakenly hits a guy reaching into the water looking for fish. The skinny man, collapses, but then starts to... grow. RRARRRRGGGHHH! Bigfoot hears the primal scream.

The man, now big and green charges towards him!

vs. The Incredible Hulk (70s TV version)

The Hulk charges Bigfoot. There is a huge thud as the two behemoths collide. A myriad of punches are then thrown as the fight begins. The Hulk sends Bigfoot flying backward, but Bigfoot gets up and throws a huge boulder at the Hulk. The Hulk catches it and throws it right back. Not expecting this, Bigfoot fails to dodge and the boulder hits him square in the face, knocking him out.

The Hulk then begins to leap away. Eventually he realizes that he is standing on a small, rocky island just of the coast of Southern California. He turns around and realizes that he isn't alone. Not far away from him stands:



Starscream

[sdsichero]

Screw that, I'll take 6 thank you very much.



The Hulk charges Bigfoot. There is a huge thud as the two behemoths collide. A myriad of punches are then thrown as the fight begins. The Hulk sends Bigfoot flying backward, but Bigfoot gets up and throws a huge boulder at the Hulk. The Hulk catches it and throws it right back. Not expecting this, Bigfoot fails to dodge and the boulder hits him square in the face, knocking him out.

The Hulk then begins to leap away. Eventually he realizes that he is standing on a small, rocky island just of the coast of Southern California. He turns around and realizes that he isn't alone. Not far away from him stands:



Starscream

Starscream is alarmed to see someone on the island where he was planning his latest scheme against Megatron. Relief washed over him as he realized it was just another puny human. Still he did not want his plan to be uncovered so he decides to take care of the problem.

Starscream stomps but Hulk dodges the attack. Hulk picks up a huge boulder and throws it at Starscream's head. Ouch! Starscream complains, though it really didn't hurt him much. "This puny green human is stronger than he looks" Starscream thinks to himself. He then smashes the side of a rocky cliff and proceeds to bury the Hulk under tons of rocks.

"Hulk wishes he was Andrew Garfield Hulk", Hulk thinks to himself as the rocks bury him.

Winner: Starscream

"Hahahahaha!' Starscream laughs then... "AH?! My legs are buried!" Unable to fully break free of the debris he piled upon himself, he ends up having to shoot part of his foot off.

"AARRGGHH!!" (they don't call him Starscream for nothing) Starscream yells and then notices that the device he was working on, collapses and a huge ball of energy is released. When the light from the explosion is released, Starscream finds that he is still on an island... but a different island as he rests on the edge of an active volcano.

"I don't recognize those markings" the pilot of the jet flying overhead thinks to himself, "Doesn't look like Anti-UN forces..."

vs. Roy Fokker in his VF-0 Phoenix

[Stephen Day]

Starscream is alarmed to see someone on the island where he was planning his latest scheme against Megatron. Relief washed over him as he realized it was just another puny human. Still he did not want his plan to be uncovered so he decides to take care of the problem.

Starscream stomps but Hulk dodges the attack. Hulk picks up a huge boulder and throws it at Starscream's head. Ouch! Starscream complains, though it really didn't hurt him much. "This puny green human is stronger than he looks" Starscream thinks to himself. He then smashes the side of a rocky cliff and proceeds to bury the Hulk under tons of rocks.

"Hulk wishes he was Andrew Garfield Hulk", Hulk thinks to himself as the rocks bury him.

Winner: Starscream

"Hahahahaha!' Starscream laughs then... "AH?! My legs are buried!" Unable to fully break free of the debris he piled upon himself, he ends up having to shoot part of his foot off.

"AARRGGHH!!" (they don't call him Starscream for nothing) Starscream yells and then notices that the device he was working on, collapses and a huge ball of energy is released. When the light from the explosion is released, Starscream finds that he is still on an island... but a different island as he rests on the edge of an active volcano.

"I don't recognize those markings" the pilot of the jet flying overhead thinks to himself, "Doesn't look like Anti-UN forces..."

vs. Roy Fokker in his VF-0 Phoenix

Starscream yells, "Insignificant human, trying to imitate your betters," and begins to fire at Roy Fokker. Roy launches his VF-0 Phoenix and Starscream follows into the skies. The arms of the Phoenix and ability to fire in directions other than straight forward proves to be the decisive factor in the dogfight and Starsceam finds himself falling out of the sly on fire.

Roy Fokker then turns his Phoenix around and begins to search for some place familiar to land it. As he begins to run out of gas he spots an aircraft carrier. He receives emergency permission to land on the deck. Just as he is ready to take off again, the sea erupts next to the ship. Rising out of the ocean is:



The Kraken