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AvX: Captain America, MURDERER?!

Postby LOLtron » Tue May 15, 2012 4:24 pm

AvX: Captain America, MURDERER?!The cover to Avengers #29 fans the flames of internet rumors about the upcoming demise of Rachel Grey in Marvel's Avengers vs. X-Men event.



What happened to the Captain America we all know and love? The stress of the Avengers vs. X-Men event appears to be getting to Steve Rogers, as he has been becoming increasingly more violent as the event progresses. First there was the quietly sanctioned attempt to murder Hope by Wolverine, then an attempt to cover up this covert operation by ejecting Wolverine from a Quinjet mid-flight. Now we see this scene from the cover of Avengers #29, in stores presumably in August, where the good Captain lurks in an alley, murder in his eyes, watching Rachel Grey and her homosexual friends Iceman and Angel frolicking innocently in an impromptu ice rink.

Rumors have been swirling on Twitter and Reddit that Grey will be biting the dust in the event, fueled by her association with the Phoenix Force, Marvel's editorial quota for senseless deaths during major events, and a desire by the company to punish the character for the ongoing embarrassment of Chris Claremont's "Dino-Rachel" storyline from his last run on Uncanny X-Men.

More on this story as it develops, and be sure to read the comments for support of Captain America's fascist, authoritarian tactics and condemnation of poor Scott Summers.

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AvX: Captain America, MURDERER?!


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Re: AvX: Captain America, MURDERER?!

Postby Agent Panic » Tue May 15, 2012 4:30 pm

He's a Skrull. Or Red Skull. Or a Red Skrull.
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Re: AvX: Captain America, MURDERER?!

Postby Schlemmer » Tue May 15, 2012 4:47 pm

Oh, it's Iceman.....I thought Silver Surfer joined the X-men :oops:

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Re: AvX: Captain America, MURDERER?!

Postby bkthomson » Tue May 15, 2012 4:54 pm

Do not worry, I have it on good authority from an inside source it is just Captain America hosting Onslaught which will drive to the Marvel Reboot, called NEW HEROES REBORN.
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Re: AvX: Captain America, MURDERER?!

Postby chap22 » Tue May 15, 2012 5:03 pm

when the hell did this "Rachel's gonna die" rumor come up? first i've heard...


i wouldn't particularly like it, as i've always liked her character, but it would clear out one of the more confusing-backstoried X-characters, and open up a slot for Jean when she returns at the end of AvX.*


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Re: AvX: Captain America, MURDERER?!

Postby bkthomson » Tue May 15, 2012 5:06 pm

chap22 wrote:when the hell did this "Rachel's gonna die" rumor come up? first i've heard...


i wouldn't particularly like it, as i've always liked her character, but it would clear out one of the more confusing-backstoried X-characters, and open up a slot for Jean when she returns at the end of AvX.*


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The Rachael death has been quietly floating around the rumor circles.
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Re: AvX: Captain America, MURDERER?!

Postby BlueStreak » Tue May 15, 2012 5:13 pm

chap22 wrote:when the hell did this "Rachel's gonna die" rumor come up? first i've heard...


i wouldn't particularly like it, as i've always liked her character, but it would clear out one of the more confusing-backstoried X-characters, and open up a slot for Jean when she returns at the end of AvX.*


* see Jude, anybody can just make shit up and pass it off as fact. learn some journalistic integrity. :P


PROMINENT SOUTHERN LAWYER PREDICTS JEAN'S RESURRECTION, MORE AT ELEVEN.
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Re: AvX: Captain America, MURDERER?!

Postby chap22 » Tue May 15, 2012 5:16 pm

bkthomson wrote:
The Rachael death has been quietly floating around the rumor circles.

fine, here's my thing:

why even pull the "shocking death to 'legitimize' the direness of an event!!!!!!!!!!!!!" if the only characters you kill are those who have like 10 fans? i mean, i like Black Goliath and Rachel Summers, and i'm die-harder than a large portion of comic fans (even by comic fann standards), but the best i can muster for deaths like that is...huh. ok.

if you want to make death mean anything, you have to be willing to kill important characters. or at least characters who you've spent time building up. Jean dies? big deal. Gwen dies? big deal. Ted Kord? big deal. Nova and Star-Lord? big deal.

a guy who hasn't been seen in a decade, or a girl who has maybe 12 panels of screen time in the last 9 issues of an ensemble book? nobody cares. and if nobody cares, your "big shock death" fails to even fit the purpose it's intended for, which is to make anyone care. in that case, better just to not kill anybody and let the story succeed or fail on its own merits. at least IMO
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Re: AvX: Captain America, MURDERER?!

Postby chap22 » Tue May 15, 2012 5:17 pm

BlueMole wrote:
PROMINENT SOUTHERN LAWYER PREDICTS JEAN'S RESURRECTION, MORE AT ELEVEN.

ha, i got quoted, it's fact now! 8)
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Re: AvX: Captain America, MURDERER?!

Postby Victorian Squid » Tue May 15, 2012 5:23 pm

Her Annie Lennox haircut used to kill me.

Something in my youthful brain said "lesbian hair", and I've never been able to think of the character otherwise for some reason.

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Re: AvX: Captain America, MURDERER?!

Postby ElijahSnowFan » Tue May 15, 2012 5:40 pm

chap22 wrote:fine, here's my thing:

why even pull the "shocking death to 'legitimize' the direness of an event!!!!!!!!!!!!!" if the only characters you kill are those who have like 10 fans? i mean, i like Black Goliath and Rachel Summers, and i'm die-harder than a large portion of comic fans (even by comic fann standards), but the best i can muster for deaths like that is...huh. ok.

if you want to make death mean anything, you have to be willing to kill important characters. or at least characters who you've spent time building up. Jean dies? big deal. Gwen dies? big deal. Ted Kord? big deal. Nova and Star-Lord? big deal.

a guy who hasn't been seen in a decade, or a girl who has maybe 12 panels of screen time in the last 9 issues of an ensemble book? nobody cares. and if nobody cares, your "big shock death" fails to even fit the purpose it's intended for, which is to make anyone care. in that case, better just to not kill anybody and let the story succeed or fail on its own merits. at least IMO


Exactly -- still miss Nova and Star-Lord. Gotta be on the short list of best deaths ever, because those characters mattered because of how they had been portrayed.

Killing Rachel Grey, if that were to happen? Nobody would blink. Nobody wants to say it, but Marvel damn near missed the mark when Nightcrawler bit it, because he had been used so infrequently over the past decade. That wasn't nearly as sad as when Cable got it in the same storyline.
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Re: AvX: Captain America, MURDERER?!

Postby spidertour02 » Tue May 15, 2012 6:29 pm

To quote myself from Facebook a couple of weeks ago ...

Remember how out of character Iron Man was written in order to facilitate Civil War? Avengers vs. X-Men seems like a group of writers and editors got together in a room, smiled like trollface, and said, "Now it's Captain America's turn."
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Postby Gladiator X » Tue May 15, 2012 7:11 pm

Cool story, bro!

I dug the article!

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Re: AvX: Captain America, MURDERER?!

Postby ThatGuyRoman » Tue May 15, 2012 7:25 pm

They better not kill rachel ... and what the hell is that on Angel's crotch?

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Re: AvX: Captain America, MURDERER?!

Postby DMM » Tue May 15, 2012 7:45 pm

ThatGuyRoman wrote:They better not kill rachel ... and what the hell is that on Angel's crotch?

I think he's wearing a scarf, and the breeze has blown it up between his legs?
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