The Outhouse - The Greatest Comic Book Forum

Comics news, comic book reviews, feature articles about comics, interviews with comic creators, plus the greatest comic book and pop culture discussion in the Outhouse forums!

Skip to content

Advertisement

DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toasters

[ Facebook comments]

Discuss the latest comic book news, read previews and reviews of upcoming and recent comic books, talk about comics, vote on your favorites, and more!
Post a reply

Hey you! Reader! Want to be a part of the GREATEST COMIC BOOK AND GEEK COMMUNITY on the web?! Logged in users see WAY LESS ADS, so why not register? It's fast and it's easy, like your mom! Sign up today! Membership spots are limited!*

*Membership spots not really limited!

ThatGuyRoman
User avatar
dINGO
 
Posts: 3156
Joined: Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:42 pm
Title: That Guy, Roman.


Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby ThatGuyRoman » Tue May 15, 2012 9:38 pm

If it were another writer, I'd feel bad. But it's Alan Moore, so I think I'll just laugh derisively.



Even though i don't really care. :lol:
Top
Advertisement
Cat-Scratch
User avatar
A Damn Cuddly Beast
 
Posts: 61094
Joined: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:00 pm
Location: Toronto, ONT, Canadah
Formerly: ／人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人＼


Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby Cat-Scratch » Tue May 15, 2012 9:54 pm

You know what they say about a watched toaster...


Meanwhile, I can imagine Alan Moore screaming - "GODDAMN TOASTER!!!!" :lol:
Image
Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
／人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人＼
Top
Benderbrau
User avatar
Twenty-Something
 
Posts: 56141
Joined: Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:18 am
Location: Your Moms Bedroom
Title: Proud Underachiever


Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby Benderbrau » Tue May 15, 2012 10:50 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:You know what they say about a watched toaster...


Meanwhile, I can imagine Alan Moore screaming - "GODDAMN TOASTER!!!!" :lol:

No but I know what they say about a watched pot.
What do they say about a watched toaster?
Image
"Dude, I bow down to you, you are the worlds greatest ballbuster." -Jude Terror
"Sorry, nate! I think you automatically lose all arguments from now on, simply due to the fact that the only person willing to back you up is batshit insane!" - Dragavon
"Everything I know I learned from reading your posts." - Nietoperz
Top
LobsterJ
User avatar
Swedish Pinata of Death
 
Posts: 4372
Joined: Tue May 26, 2009 5:28 pm


Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby LobsterJ » Tue May 15, 2012 10:52 pm

I bet this cracks Alan Moore up.
Top
Cat-Scratch
User avatar
A Damn Cuddly Beast
 
Posts: 61094
Joined: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:00 pm
Location: Toronto, ONT, Canadah
Formerly: ／人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人＼


Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby Cat-Scratch » Tue May 15, 2012 11:09 pm

Benderbrau wrote:No but I know what they say about a watched pot.
What do they say about a watched toaster?


That you'll never get the toast done the way you want it. You're watching it shows impatience and therefore, you're more likely to pop it too early.
Image
Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
／人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人＼
Top
Cat-Scratch
User avatar
A Damn Cuddly Beast
 
Posts: 61094
Joined: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:00 pm
Location: Toronto, ONT, Canadah
Formerly: ／人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人＼


Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby Cat-Scratch » Tue May 15, 2012 11:10 pm

LobsterJ wrote:I bet this cracks Alan Moore up.


Burns him up. Like toasted...

Watchmen the Animated Series will really make him... well... more him...
Image
Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
／人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人＼
Top
sdsichero
User avatar
2k11 Outhouse People's Champion
 
Posts: 61175
Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:25 pm
Location: Secret Base, Honolulu, HI
Title: 直接! Chokusetsu!
Formerly: beta-ray


Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby sdsichero » Wed May 16, 2012 12:19 am

Cat-Scratch wrote:
You're watching it shows impatience and therefore, you're more likely to pop it too early.


TMI Cat, T.M.I.
Top
Zenguru
User avatar
Staff Writer
 
Posts: 12669
Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:14 pm
Location: West-by-God-Virginia!


Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby Zenguru » Wed May 16, 2012 12:58 am

Cat-Scratch wrote:
That you'll never get the toast done the way you want it. You're watching it shows impatience and therefore, you're more likely to pop it too early.

I'm thinking you've had previous experience on having things pop too early.
Top
Schlemmer
User avatar
YOU WILL NEED A NURSE
 
Posts: 15312
Joined: Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:48 pm
Title: Hot-Linker
Formerly: Schlemmer; spelled the same but sounds different


Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby Schlemmer » Wed May 16, 2012 10:42 am

:shock:
Top
Rockman
User avatar
YOU WILL NEED A NURSE
 
Posts: 24736
Joined: Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:25 pm
Formerly: AMS


Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby Rockman » Wed May 16, 2012 10:57 am

I read coasters, and now I want some.

Who wouldn't love the smiley face pin with the blood on it for a coaster?
Top
Cat-Scratch
User avatar
A Damn Cuddly Beast
 
Posts: 61094
Joined: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:00 pm
Location: Toronto, ONT, Canadah
Formerly: ／人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人＼


Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby Cat-Scratch » Wed May 16, 2012 1:06 pm

Zenguru wrote:I'm thinking you've had previous experience on having things pop too early.


Nope. Never had that problem. Late yes... early no...
Image
Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
／人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人＼
Top
The Shadow
User avatar
cheese
 
Posts: 1512
Joined: Sat May 07, 2011 1:20 am
Location: Saskatchewan
Title: Loves porn. What?


Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby The Shadow » Wed May 16, 2012 2:51 pm

Somewhere Alan Moore's beard is crying.








...................................... and planning revenge. :twisted:
Top
GHERU
User avatar
YOU WILL NEED A NURSE
 
Posts: 36574
Joined: Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:03 pm
Location: Fucking Akron


Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby GHERU » Wed May 16, 2012 3:02 pm

The Shadow wrote:Somewhere Alan Moore's beard is crying.
...................................... and planning revenge. :twisted:

*crosses fingers*
Giant Fish monster raping a toaster
Giant Fish monster raping a toaster
Giant Fish monster raping a toaster
Giant Fish monster raping a toaster
RUviews
Benderbrau wrote:Welcome to the Outhouse. Where civility means you're doing it wrong.
Top
Miracloman
User avatar
Great Scott!!!
 
Posts: 4659
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:42 pm
Location: reenacting scenes from Platoon
Title: Seduce and Destroy
Formerly: some guy from the 'Rama


Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby Miracloman » Wed May 16, 2012 3:18 pm

I guess the time is right to submit to DC that idea for a V For Vendetta alarm clock that plays the Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture.
Image

Strict31 wrote:Curse you!

You've escaped from the trap that has always captured coyle and bender!!!

There will be another day, Miracloman! Another day!!!!
Top
Punchy
User avatar
Staff Writer
 
Posts: 31918
Joined: Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:27 am
Location: UK
Title: Shitlord


Online


Re: DC is Just Fucking With Alan Moore Now - Watchmen Toaste

Postby Punchy » Thu May 17, 2012 7:51 am

SCREW ALAN MOORE, IF HE DIDN'T WANT THERE TO BE A WATCHMEN TOASTER HE SHOULDN'T HAVE SIGNED A CONTRACT 20 YEARS AGO BEFORE THE IDEA OF CHARACTER TOASTERS EXISTED. HE SHOULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS, WHAT AN ASSHOLE.

You guys crack me up.
Top

leave a comment with facebook

PreviousNext
Post a reply

Return to The News Stand



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: FaceBook [Linkcheck], Punchy, Stephen Day and 86 guests

Advertisement
  • Follow Us / Ads

Follow TheOuthousers on Twitter

Follow TheOuthouse on Facebook

RSS Digest Feed

MoleHole Radio Podcasts and More!
Femme Gamers - Playing Harder. Playing Smarter.


Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group

phpBB SEO