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Re: AVX: The Phoenix Claims its First Victim!

Postby Miracloman » Wed May 16, 2012 3:36 pm

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Re: AVX: The Phoenix Claims its First Victim!

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Wed May 16, 2012 3:37 pm

Dear Stan and the Gang,

I was reading Avengers vs. X-Men when I noticed something strange. Wolverine is seen wearing the gutted carcass of a polar bear as he treks through the Antarctic drinking beer after being tossed out of a plane by Captain America, but, as we all know, Polar bears live in the Arctic, not the Antarctic. Luckily, there is a rational explanation for this. As we know, Iceman is one of the most poweful (and gayest) mutants in the world, as evidenced by various writers telling us so while neglecting to demonstrate it in any believable way in comics. While Bobby and Logan are at odds in this conflict, they are still friends, and when Bobby felt with his Ice Sense that poor Logan was freezing in the Antarctic, he constructed a polar bear shaped snow-coat to keep Wolvie warm. So obviously, this was not an editorial screw-up, but just a subtle example of the conflicts of emotion being felt by these characters in such trying times.

So, do I win a no prize?

Until Rob Liefeld writes and draws three or more titles at the Distinguished Competition, make mine Marvel!

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Re: AVX: The Phoenix Claims its First Victim!

Postby Miracloman » Wed May 16, 2012 3:44 pm

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Re: AVX: The Phoenix Claims its First Victim!

Postby Victorian Squid » Wed May 16, 2012 4:27 pm

http://discovermagazine.com/2009/jan/055

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Re: AVX: The Phoenix Claims its First Victim!

Postby sdsichero » Wed May 16, 2012 4:52 pm

NOT SNOWBIRD!!!! :shock:
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Re: AVX: The Phoenix Claims its First Victim!

Postby BlueStreak » Wed May 16, 2012 4:53 pm

sdsichero wrote:NOT SNOWBIRD!!!! :shock:


:-D :-D
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Re: AVX: The Phoenix Claims its First Victim!

Postby sdsichero » Wed May 16, 2012 4:59 pm

What people fail to realize is that Wolverine actually ALWAYS carries beer and an extra bear carcass. He's one prepared Canadian.
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Re: AVX: The Phoenix Claims its First Victim!

Postby Benderbrau » Wed May 16, 2012 5:02 pm

Forget the polar bear, where the fuck did the beer cans come from? :?
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Re: AVX: The Phoenix Claims its First Victim!

Postby BlueStreak » Wed May 16, 2012 5:03 pm

Benderbrau wrote:Forget the polar bear, where the fuck did the beer cans come from? :?


From the same guy who sells the polar bears their Coca-Cola.
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Re: AVX: The Phoenix Claims its First Victim!

Postby sdsichero » Wed May 16, 2012 5:07 pm

Benderbrau wrote:Forget the polar bear, where the fuck did the beer cans come from? :?


Geez, look up one post Bender! :roll:
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Re: AVX: The Phoenix Claims its First Victim!

Postby Benderbrau » Wed May 16, 2012 5:09 pm

sdsichero wrote:
Geez, look up one post Bender! :roll:

No.
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Re: AVX: The Phoenix Claims its First Victim!

Postby covalesky » Wed May 16, 2012 5:20 pm

I loled
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Re: AVX: The Phoenix Claims its First Victim!

Postby sdsichero » Wed May 16, 2012 5:35 pm

Benderbrau wrote:No.


That… is why you fail…
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Re: AVX: The Phoenix Claims its First Victim!

Postby prozacman » Wed May 16, 2012 9:27 pm

Sakie wrote:That's it. He has gone too far this time! Wolverine must be stopped...no matter the cost.

You Got The Touch! You Got The POWERRRR! YEA!!!
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Re: AVX: The Phoenix Claims its First Victim!

Postby bkthomson » Wed May 16, 2012 9:57 pm

prozacman wrote:You Got The Touch! You Got The POWERRRR! YEA!!!
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