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by **blah** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:23 pm

Strict31 wrote:Well, to be fair:

Marvel Legends figures aren't terribly nutritious.

Doesn't mean they aren't edible! A Marvel Legends Blob figure can feed a family of three, dude.

by **Strict31** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:25 pm

hulk432 wrote:Doesn't mean they aren't edible! A Marvel Legends Blob figure can feed a family of three, dude.

It's just as edible as dirt. And since they have more dirt than they do Blob figures...well. I'm just sayin'.

by **Royal Nonesuch** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:29 pm

SWEET CHRISTMAS!!

Waitaminute, do the Norse celebrate Christmas?

by **blah** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:31 pm

Strict31 wrote:It's just as edible as dirt. And since they have more dirt than they do Blob figures...well. I'm just sayin'.

And that's why you Americans should donate all your figures to me so I can donate them to the poor kids in Africa.
And dirt does not have that plastic-y after taste. Or the chewy accessories.

by **Strict31** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:34 pm

hulk432 wrote:And that's why you Americans should donate all your figures to me so I can donate them to the poor kids in Africa.
And dirt does not have that plastic-y after taste. Or the chewy accessories.

How about we donate some catsup to give all that dirt some tangy flavor?

by **blah** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:50 pm

Strict31 wrote:How about we donate some catsup to give all that dirt some tangy flavor?

At least give them some G.I.JOES to dip in some Sour Cream and Onion dip... catsup and dirt will be like a kid's happy meal.

by **Doc Jon** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:10 pm

Royal Nonesuch wrote:SWEET CHRISTMAS!!

Waitaminute, do the Norse celebrate Christmas?

Everyone celebrates Christmas.

I'm sure Thor was in those Marvel Holiday specials at some point.

by **Doc Jon** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:11 pm

hulk432 wrote:At least give them some G.I.JOES to dip in some Sour Cream and Onion dip... catsup and dirt will be like a kid's happy meal.

I don't think GI Joe's would be popular in other countries considering the state of American popularity at this point.

by **blah** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:16 pm

jsalwen wrote:I don't think GI Joe's would be popular in other countries considering the state of American popularity at this point.

My point exactly. They eat those plastic soldiers because they hate America. And that's why they will taste so sweet.

I'mjus'sayin'.

by **Carrie** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:18 pm

hulk432 wrote:At least give them some G.I.JOES to dip in some Sour Cream and Onion dip... catsup and dirt will be like a kid's happy meal.

Wait...they have sour cream and onion dip? And I'm supposed to give them my ketchup? Screw that! Greedy bastards! :evil:

by **blah** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:24 pm

Carrie wrote:Wait...they have sour cream and onion dip? And I'm supposed to give them my ketchup? Screw that! Greedy bastards!

You two should work something out, "We'll give you our G.I.Joes if you give us some of your fine African Sour Cream and Onion dip."

Trade FTW.

by **Strict31** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:29 pm

hulk432 wrote:You two should work something out, "We'll give you our G.I.Joes if you give us some of your fine African Sour Cream and Onion dip."

Trade FTW.

Lookit, you can't have it both ways. They've got all this delicious dirt and sour cream and onion dip. That's like heaven on earth. And on top of that, you want GI Joes and Marvel Legends?

by **blah** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:34 pm

Strict31 wrote:Lookit, you can't have it both ways. They've got all this delicious dirt and sour cream and onion dip. That's like heaven on earth. And on top of that, you want GI Joes and Marvel Legends?

Well, they are greedy. And who knows, maybe sour cream and onion dip will be an energy source in the near future...